neosapien
Well-Known Member
FUCK!!!!! So long story not as long. Last night my wife got really drunk and sad because 4 years ago to the day her mother passed away and they were very close. I guess she called one of her friends in her drunkeness and told her she was very sad and said something along the lines of wanting to be dead so she could see her mom again. She then abruptly passed out mid sentence at her desk. I guess her friend tried calling her a bunch of times but to no avail, so fearing the worst her friend called the police. To my surprise and everlasting horror I hear a knock at my door at 1:30am. I look outside and see the boys in blue. FUCK!!!! I politely ask them what I can do for them, they explain they got a suicide watch call and are here to investigate. So I let them in, wake up my wife and she breaks it down for them. The whole ordeal lasts about 5 minutes. They were actually really nice, it was 1:30am raining cats and dogs and they weren't even pissed they came for nothing. They said to be more careful what you say to your friends then were on their way. So moral of the story is... Don't let your wife drink 10 glasses of wine and drunk dial. FUCK!!! That was close, my balls are still in my throat. Now if I only had some medicine to calm me down .