So the police came last night!!!

neosapien

neosapien

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FUCK!!!!! So long story not as long. Last night my wife got really drunk and sad because 4 years ago to the day her mother passed away and they were very close. I guess she called one of her friends in her drunkeness and told her she was very sad and said something along the lines of wanting to be dead so she could see her mom again. She then abruptly passed out mid sentence at her desk. I guess her friend tried calling her a bunch of times but to no avail, so fearing the worst her friend called the police. To my surprise and everlasting horror I hear a knock at my door at 1:30am. I look outside and see the boys in blue. FUCK!!!! I politely ask them what I can do for them, they explain they got a suicide watch call and are here to investigate. So I let them in, wake up my wife and she breaks it down for them. The whole ordeal lasts about 5 minutes. They were actually really nice, it was 1:30am raining cats and dogs and they weren't even pissed they came for nothing. They said to be more careful what you say to your friends then were on their way. So moral of the story is... Don't let your wife drink 10 glasses of wine and drunk dial. FUCK!!! That was close, my balls are still in my throat. Now if I only had some medicine to calm me down .:bigjoint:
 
DaBong

DaBong

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If you have some plants growing in the house yur lucky they didn't smell them and want to look around more....that would have sucked :shock:
 
MsBBB

MsBBB

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I hope you are growing some happy buds for the wife. We all have our moments from time to time. Where were you while she was drinking wine and talking to her friend on the telephone all depressed and sad? Men...where are you when we really need you? :leaf::leaf::leaf:
 
Justin00

Justin00

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MsBBB said:
I hope you are growing some happy buds for the wife. We all have our moments from time to time. Where were you while she was drinking wine and talking to her friend on the telephone all depressed and sad? Men...where are you when we really need you? :leaf::leaf::leaf:
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most of the time we are in the garage trying to figure out why we just got bitched out for asking if everything is ok.
 
HighLowGrow

HighLowGrow

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MsBBB said:
I hope you are growing some happy buds for the wife. We all have our moments from time to time. Where were you while she was drinking wine and talking to her friend on the telephone all depressed and sad? Men...where are you when we really need you? :leaf::leaf::leaf:
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aaaaaa....I don't know.. Smoking a bowl and gardening. Someones gotta do it.

-HLG
 
neosapien

neosapien

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DaBong said:
If you have some plants growing in the house yur lucky they didn't smell them and want to look around more....that would have sucked :shock:
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I am lucky. The only thing I had goin on was tiny tiny clones. No smell, but still lucky.


MsBBB said:
I hope you are growing some happy buds for the wife. We all have our moments from time to time. Where were you while she was drinking wine and talking to her friend on the telephone all depressed and sad? Men...where are you when we really need you? :leaf::leaf::leaf:
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I was where most good husbands usually are... working my fucking ass off. By the time I got home she was 6 glasses deep and made me leave her be. If a woman doesn't want to talk, in my experience the best thing to do is shut the fuck up.

Sr. Verde said:
Yeah fuck those guys that drove to his place at 1.30am in the rain to make sure his wife hadn't killed herself :-?
No but glad you grow is still good :)
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Thats what I'm saying, one of the few times I thanked a cop and meant it.


Justin00 said:
most of the time we are in the garage trying to figure out why we just got bitched out for asking if everything is ok.
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Exactly
 
SURTOKESALOT

SURTOKESALOT

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Damn! Glad to hear no trouble came for you outa all that! I keep a can of air freshener near the door (like a fire extinguisher) in case of emergency. You never know when they could knock. Do you normally have smell issues with your grow? Have you ever considered a carbon filter?
 
80mg

80mg

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neosapien said:
FUCK!!!!! So long story not as long. Last night my wife got really drunk and sad because 4 years ago to the day her mother passed away and they were very close. I guess she called one of her friends in her drunkeness and told her she was very sad and said something along the lines of wanting to be dead so she could see her mom again. She then abruptly passed out mid sentence at her desk. I guess her friend tried calling her a bunch of times but to no avail, so fearing the worst her friend called the police. To my surprise and everlasting horror I hear a knock at my door at 1:30am. I look outside and see the boys in blue. FUCK!!!! I politely ask them what I can do for them, they explain they got a suicide watch call and are here to investigate. So I let them in, wake up my wife and she breaks it down for them. The whole ordeal lasts about 5 minutes. They were actually really nice, it was 1:30am raining cats and dogs and they weren't even pissed they came for nothing. They said to be more careful what you say to your friends then were on their way. So moral of the story is... Don't let your wife drink 10 glasses of wine and drunk dial. FUCK!!! That was close, my balls are still in my throat. Now if I only had some medicine to calm me down .:bigjoint:
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Why can't I have cops like this? I could be getting stabbed and raped and if I cal l them theyre ALWAYS mad at me...always...I meet like mabe one cool cop in my LIFE.
 
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