Pirates Vs Ninjas?

Pirates Vs Ninjas?


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loquacious

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where are you gonna hide on the open sea?
Ah, that is why the ninja would wait until there was a raid by the pirates on land (which they did a lot of) and wipe them out. Also, considering that Japan is an island I am fairly certain most ninja were great sailors.
 

......

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just look at this fucking guy,doing handstands on spikes and shit lol.No pirate is fucking with this.
[video=youtube;NhYH26KTNbQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhYH26KTNbQ[/video]
 

Louis541

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Ah, that is why the ninja would wait until there was a raid by the pirates on land (which they did a lot of) and wipe them out. Also, considering that Japan is an island I am fairly certain most ninja were great sailors.
I'm pretty sure at this point you're thinking of vikings. This really should be a three way debate though.
 

loquacious

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I'm pretty sure at this point you're thinking of vikings. This really should be a three way debate though.
Awwwww shiiiiiit! Ya had to go and bring up the berserkers!!!!! I still think the ninja would win, however, the challenge would be much greater.
 

......

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and who says they gotta fight in the sea?

it should be somewhere unknown to both of them.
So the obvious answer is new york city where the ninja will proceed to whoop the pirates ass after he misses his first shot.
 

......

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and im pretty sure scorpion and the rest of them are ninjas?

who is fucking with this?
[video=youtube;3C3poU_0sK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C3poU_0sK4[/video]
 

Devildog93

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anyone watched ninja assassin ? bad ass movie I hope the part 2 will be with pirates...
Fuck yeah. I normally don't like all the new movies with shit like that.....just overblown gore.....I actually hated the Kill Bill duology or whatever its up to now.

But Ninja Assassin was crazy. I am watching that shit after I watch Fringe. Got a 1080 BR rip sitting on my PS3.



Hey SP....inbox cleared...sorry dude. lol shits been crazy today.
 

loquacious

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Ninja fanboy. :D
You caught me! Actually, I have been into the culture of Japan since I was three. In all honesty the ninja would beat everyone because they would mostly fight the samourai and let's be honest, when you fight the second baddest motherfuckers on the planet, ain't nobody else gonna touch you.
 

VER D

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[video=youtube;JiBSrocGagM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiBSrocGagM&feature=related[/video]
trust me you dont wanna mess with these guys
 

StonedPony

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just to get things going........NINJA's DID NOT USE THROWING STARS..................also did not wear black....most time they dressed normal to blend in and were spies and assasins both.....they did wear a BLUE uniform for nighttime stuff...........so are we talking real ninjas here or the comic book ones...........
 

chillwills

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Fuck yeah. I normally don't like all the new movies with shit like that.....just overblown gore.....I actually hated the Kill Bill duology or whatever its up to now.

But Ninja Assassin was crazy. I am watching that shit after I watch Fringe. Got a 1080 BR rip sitting on my PS3.



Hey SP....inbox cleared...sorry dude. lol shits been crazy today.
Fringe is pretty badass. I watched the new episode earlier tonight.
 

loquacious

Well-Known Member
just to get things going........NINJA's DID NOT USE THROWING STARS..................also did not wear black....most time they dressed normal to blend in and were spies and assasins both.....they did wear a BLUE uniform for nighttime stuff...........so are we talking real ninjas here or the comic book ones...........
While this is true, it just proves the point that Ninjas are better! You think you see your pirate buddies, oh, WTF!?!, it's a ninja kicking in your skull! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

Louis541

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You caught me! Actually, I have been into the culture of Japan since I was three. In all honesty the ninja would beat everyone because they would mostly fight the samourai and let's be honest, when you fight the second baddest motherfuckers on the planet, ain't nobody else gonna touch you.
At least you're honest. Now if only you could be honest with yourself. ;)
 

Devildog93

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She's all tied up folks. Interesting.

What if there was a hybrid? Some crazy ninja momma-san gets freaky deaky with Redbeard.

Out pops a little foul mouthed, drunk, yet extremely stealthy, violent mothahumpa.......shit that sounds like something that happened about 36 yrs ago or so. Ta-daaaaaaaaaa
 
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