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...So last night after a long, hard days work at the lumber mill, I come home to a Filthy apartment! Dishes everywhere, No food in the house because my dumb bitch of a girl friend spent all of my hard earned money on weed , AGAIN.
Now all I wanna do is go to sleep. So I lay down and after about an hour she comes in the bedroom and wakes me up telling me to take a shower with her. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I work all day long at the lumber yard and she claims to work for some super secrete corporate credit card company. She says she works Sunday - Wednesday. Really? I mean really?? Who the hell works Sunday - Wednesday? besides that the last time I took a shower with her I was covered in a Cheetos orange colored dye for a week.
So I politely tell her that if she cleaned up her mess once in a while stopped smoking weed all the time and threatening to kill your self every time we get into an argument I would think about it.
This really pissed her off and she goes and smokes her bong and locks her self in the bathroom smoking away. oh BTW we have 2 cops that live above us who hear everything.
The cops come down stairs and see that the apartment is all dirty and nasty looking. They pull me aside and tell me I really need to get her some help. They say who would be stupid enough to smoke weed all day with 2 cops living directly above you! I let them know how sorry I am and tell them I will try to help her get a grip on things.
...Now her crazy ass is running around the house looking for things to make bongs out of because I told her I was selling her bong. The other night she smoked so much weed she started freaking out and acting like a bat shit crazy nut job! She was saying people are after her and shit.
So thank for listening I know I don't know you guys that well but if you could help out in any way, I want to send her to rehab it is our only chance. Please send money to my paypal I can not pay you back but your helping a great cause! Thanks guys.
Now all I wanna do is go to sleep. So I lay down and after about an hour she comes in the bedroom and wakes me up telling me to take a shower with her. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I work all day long at the lumber yard and she claims to work for some super secrete corporate credit card company. She says she works Sunday - Wednesday. Really? I mean really?? Who the hell works Sunday - Wednesday? besides that the last time I took a shower with her I was covered in a Cheetos orange colored dye for a week.
So I politely tell her that if she cleaned up her mess once in a while stopped smoking weed all the time and threatening to kill your self every time we get into an argument I would think about it.
This really pissed her off and she goes and smokes her bong and locks her self in the bathroom smoking away. oh BTW we have 2 cops that live above us who hear everything.
The cops come down stairs and see that the apartment is all dirty and nasty looking. They pull me aside and tell me I really need to get her some help. They say who would be stupid enough to smoke weed all day with 2 cops living directly above you! I let them know how sorry I am and tell them I will try to help her get a grip on things.
...Now her crazy ass is running around the house looking for things to make bongs out of because I told her I was selling her bong. The other night she smoked so much weed she started freaking out and acting like a bat shit crazy nut job! She was saying people are after her and shit.
So thank for listening I know I don't know you guys that well but if you could help out in any way, I want to send her to rehab it is our only chance. Please send money to my paypal I can not pay you back but your helping a great cause! Thanks guys.
