FLY WITH WEED AND HASH? need advise

mystifiedbongs

mystifiedbongs

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good day everyone... im flying to the middle of the states, nebraska to be axact and i need some green when im there. 5 days so i was thinking an eighth of bud and a couple gs of full melt. my buddy can get weed there, just it smells and taste like hay, fuckin barn yard weed. so im gonna blow his friends away w the stuff i bring. do i wrap it up and put it in my checked baggage? or carry it on me?

Anyone know a SUCCESSFUL way to accomplish my goal?:leaf:
 
Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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look theres no way 100 percent, ANYTHING can happen - but here are some simple guidelines from a frequent flier :leaf:


dont wear baggy clothing, you can get patted down for that

dont put any herb or hash in your luggage, keep it ON your person! It's not metal, it wont set the metal detector off. It's small, and not a bomb, so TSA isn't worried about finding it really. TSA can and will search your luggage, without your direct permission. You will be sketching the whole flight wondering if they found it or something. If you have it on you, and your on the plane, NO worries. TSA can't search you or your personal things without your consent... Though ,sure a bad situation can escalate, where they forcibly search your bags but

There aren't USUALLY drug dogs in domestic terminals, if you see one it's probably a bomb sniffing dog. However this doesn't mean you can't be at the wrong place at the WRONG time.


I would tape, or some how wrap that bud to the inside of your leg, like right under your nuts, but on your leg. You can use under armor compression shorts, or a loose rubber band (don't use something that will cut off the circulation in your legs)

Good luck.

Personally, I would make brownies though, and maybe some hash if you really want to :lol:

To ME, it's not worth it to bring weed on a plane. It smells like weed, it looks like weed, and your on FEDERAL property. If you need to get high you can bring bananna bread, or brownies, or something. These AREN'T considered drugs by the TSA, cannabis and hash are. If your found with brownies, big whoop. Tell them your mother made them to give to your long time friend your visting, or your hypoglycemic and need the brownies in case your sugar gets low. Worse comes to worse if they find brownies & it's SOMEHOW against bullshit flight regulations, they would make you throw them out - you can try to eat them all too :lol:................. If they find you with weed and hash, well, "you'll have to come with us"

This is all for 5 days, risk & reward analysis my man ;)
 
mccumcumber

mccumcumber

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Friend of mine got a basil spice container, emptied is out except for the edges. Afterward he put bud in, but all you could see was the basil. Then he put a piece of paper on top, and cut it to look like it was sealed. Got away with an 8th, but the weed smelled and tasted like basil... dunno how much better that is.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
man.. i've got a long story about weed and the airport.. i was flying to italy a few years ago, and had bought these spitless chewing tobaco things for the flight as it was like 9 hours with no smoking.. so i had also had a small amount of weed that i had in say a nick bag.. i rolled a j out of the nick, and threw the rest in the metal camels snuz box thingy so that i didn't just have it laying around my crib for anyone to see.. i had two tins of the snuz..
the day of the trip arrives, i see the snuz sitting on the coffee table, and didn't even think about what i had thrown in there about a week or so earlier.. i simply picked up the tin, and another one that was sealed, and threw it up top of my carry on luggage.. i get to the airport, going threw security, and don't you know that dude pulls me off to the side of the line to search my shit.. i was all, i have nothing at all to worry about, i'm not that stupid .... anyhoos, don't you know the dude pulls out the snuz, and asked what it was.. i calmly explained to him that it was spitless chewing baccy for the flight.. when he went to open it, he pulled out what was left in the nickel bag, which was well under a gram, and asked me what this was.. i almost feel on the ground shitting my pants.. i had completely forgotten about it honestly, and i calmly tried explaining this to the guy... of course he wasn't hearing any of it, and when i turned around there was three of the city cops standing behind me, and the next thing i knew i was in handcuffs, sitting in the airport security office, watching my plane take off.. i was in the the cell for several hours as the security ripped threw my luggage, throwing all my new shit on the dirty ass floor as i repeatedly told them that there was nothing else, and why would i try and sneak some weed and put it in a metal tin and put it on top of my carry on luggage?? they weren't hearing any of it.. a few hours later, the real city cops came and hauled my stupid ass off to a real holding cell at a different part of the city.. cockroach city.. one of the nastiest cells i've ever had the displeasure of being in..
my flight was at like 2 pm or so, and by the time i saw a video judge and was released on ror, it was now about 3 or 4 am.. i took a cab back to the airport, and had to go back to the security office and get my carry on luggage, only to find out that my other luggage had been sent off to italy without me.. i had to see if my ticket was any good now, which it wasn't, and i had to now pay $1400 for a new round trip tix to italy.. the best part was that i was supposed to met my gf in nyc, and we were flying from there together to italy.. well, i obviously missed that flight, and she didn't, and she was now in italy while i was still stuck in jail.. it was such a fucking nightmare.. she didn't even know that i smoked for one thing, and as much as i tried to have a nice time on my trip, i was a lil stressed to say the least...
just take my story for what you will, but me, i'll never fly with weed again, by accident or choice..
 
mystifiedbongs

mystifiedbongs

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ok, im gonna learn from your mistake (accident) and not fly with it at all. so how would i go about shipping it, usps delivers my seeds... but do they care more about their packages than say fedex or ups?
 
DaBong

DaBong

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racerboy71 said:
man.. i've got a long story about weed and the airport.. i was flying to italy a few years ago, and had bought these spitless chewing tobaco things for the flight as it was like 9 hours with no smoking.. so i had also had a small amount of weed that i had in say a nick bag.. i rolled a j out of the nick, and threw the rest in the metal camels snuz box thingy so that i didn't just have it laying around my crib for anyone to see.. i had two tins of the snuz..
the day of the trip arrives, i see the snuz sitting on the coffee table, and didn't even think about what i had thrown in there about a week or so earlier.. i simply picked up the tin, and another one that was sealed, and threw it up top of my carry on luggage.. i get to the airport, going threw security, and don't you know that dude pulls me off to the side of the line to search my shit.. i was all, i have nothing at all to worry about, i'm not that stupid .... anyhoos, don't you know the dude pulls out the snuz, and asked what it was.. i calmly explained to him that it was spitless chewing baccy for the flight.. when he went to open it, he pulled out what was left in the nickel bag, which was well under a gram, and asked me what this was.. i almost feel on the ground shitting my pants.. i had completely forgotten about it honestly, and i calmly tried explaining this to the guy... of course he wasn't hearing any of it, and when i turned around there was three of the city cops standing behind me, and the next thing i knew i was in handcuffs, sitting in the airport security office, watching my plane take off.. i was in the the cell for several hours as the security ripped threw my luggage, throwing all my new shit on the dirty ass floor as i repeatedly told them that there was nothing else, and why would i try and sneak some weed and put it in a metal tin and put it on top of my carry on luggage?? they weren't hearing any of it.. a few hours later, the real city cops came and hauled my stupid ass off to a real holding cell at a different part of the city.. cockroach city.. one of the nastiest cells i've ever had the displeasure of being in..
my flight was at like 2 pm or so, and by the time i saw a video judge and was released on ror, it was now about 3 or 4 am.. i took a cab back to the airport, and had to go back to the security office and get my carry on luggage, only to find out that my other luggage had been sent off to italy without me.. i had to see if my ticket was any good now, which it wasn't, and i had to now pay $1400 for a new round trip tix to italy.. the best part was that i was supposed to met my gf in nyc, and we were flying from there together to italy.. well, i obviously missed that flight, and she didn't, and she was now in italy while i was still stuck in jail.. it was such a fucking nightmare.. she didn't even know that i smoked for one thing, and as much as i tried to have a nice time on my trip, i was a lil stressed to say the least...
just take my story for what you will, but me, i'll never fly with weed again, by accident or choice..
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What a fucking nightmare! :wall:
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
DaBong said:
What a fucking nightmare! :wall:
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you've no idea m8.. and the worst part was i felt like such a fucking smacked ass.. it would have been a completely different story if i had been trying to smuggle the shit, not that i haven't done that in the past and gotten away with it, but to just coincidentaly pick up the tin with the weed in it two seconds before i walked out the door and forgot i had it in there, fuck i felt like such a jerk off.. and of course everyone thinks that i did it on purpose and shit.. it was a complete nightmare.. i do actually think that the city cops believed me, but by that time it was all way too late..
 
K

Kodank Moment

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To mail it? Bag it tight 3 times. Go get 2 mason jars and however much peanut butter and jelly you need. Once you have all that make your weed as small as possible...grinding breaking it down etc. Then the bags go into only the peanut butter. Seal it with some kind of seal and ship it next day air tomorrow. Use the united states postal service and it will be there before you will. Don't fly with it. Also leave a fake return address. That way your buddy can deny it was supposed to come to his house and it doesn't come back to you. Just in case.

Write homemade on top and it looks like your shipping some Peanut butter and jelly you made. Delicious munchie food after you smoke all the weed too.
 
tardis

tardis

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mystifiedbongs said:
good day everyone... im flying to the middle of the states, nebraska to be axact and i need some green when im there. 5 days so i was thinking an eighth of bud and a couple gs of full melt. my buddy can get weed there, just it smells and taste like hay, fuckin barn yard weed. so im gonna blow his friends away w the stuff i bring. do i wrap it up and put it in my checked baggage? or carry it on me?

Anyone know a SUCCESSFUL way to accomplish my goal?:leaf:
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Do not travel with or transport weed interstate, or through an airport. It is JUST NOT SMART!!!! Its called trafficking and it will get you time in a pound you in the ass prison. Bro, don't do it unless you are into rough gay sex.
 
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Kodank Moment

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tardis said:
Do not travel with or transport weed interstate, or through an airport. It is JUST NOT SMART!!!! Its called trafficking and it will get you time in a pound you in the ass prison. Bro, don't do it unless you are into rough gay sex.
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What prisons you been too? Male on male rape is usually frowned upon by inmates. Only a select few in for life rape. Also...you try and rape someone and you can end up dead just for the attempt by other inmates. Most jerk off. In a place ruled by testosterone...rape is hardly on the agenda. More like murder.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Kodank Moment said:
What prisons you been too? Male on male rape is usually frowned upon by inmates. Only a select few in for life rape. Also...you try and rape someone and you can end up dead just for the attempt by other inmates. Most jerk off. In a place ruled by testosterone...rape is hardly on the agenda. More like murder.
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i agree.. the only raping i saw going on while i was in my nice lil cell that night was between the cockroaches and even they beat up the one cockroach who had done the raping..
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Kodank Moment said:
To mail it? Bag it tight 3 times. Go get 2 mason jars and however much peanut butter and jelly you need. Once you have all that make your weed as small as possible...grinding breaking it down etc. Then the bags go into only the peanut butter. Seal it with some kind of seal and ship it next day air tomorrow. Use the united states postal service and it will be there before you will. Don't fly with it. Also leave a fake return address. That way your buddy can deny it was supposed to come to his house and it doesn't come back to you. Just in case.

Write homemade on top and it looks like your shipping some Peanut butter and jelly you made. Delicious munchie food after you smoke all the weed too.
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i'm not saying that i would ever use the postal service to transfer illegal drugs across state lines, but someone once or twice has told me that this method works well.. and the good thing about the post office versus say ups is that only the post master general can open any packages. or they need a warrant otherwise.. ups and fedex can open any package for any reason at any time..
 
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