Golfer's are fucking squares..

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Michael Phelps

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So i signed up on a golf forum to help pass the time while im at work, RIU isnt an option at my work, i wouldnt even think twice about it.

Anyways so someone post's a thread about how they smoked a J the night before and played a horrible round of golf the next day... You would not believe how many people have said shit like, you deserve to be locked up for smoking, and smoking pot supports the drug cartel's who kill people, and how anyone who smoke's the herb is just going to be lazy and unsuccessful, and if you break the laws of the land then your obviously going to cheat on the golf course, and how smoking pot is bad on our country and our citizens, etc.

I mean fuck, i love golf, im at the coarse 3-5 days a week during the summer, never knew there were so many golfer's that were 100% against herb. Better be careful blazing it up this summer on the coarse haha..

Any fellow golfer's here?

Anyways just though id share.. Here is a link to the thread if you want to take a look.

http://thesandtrap.com/forum/thread/44351/marijuana-use-and-the-golf-game
 
kevin

kevin

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i'm not a golfer but talking about other forums, get on a law enforcement website. it will scare you.
 
Shwagbag

Shwagbag

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Find out where they are members so we can stay the hell away from there! lol. The ignorance of some people who think its just fine to mix pain killers and bourbon but curse someone for toking an herb and trying to enjoy a game. Asinine! Hell I can't imagine a round of golf without a J :D
 
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cmt1984

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dam thats crazy....woulda thought there'd be more golfers who smoke. i golf about once a month in the summer, i love it. i blaze on the course everytime i go. ive golfed a few times on coke as well, hell of a time.
 
dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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I always smoke the Herb on the course gives me an excuse for hitting the beach, I hate sand LOL!!
 
Mike Young

Mike Young

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I read through a couple of pages of that. It seemed like more people were in support than not. But the douche nozzles that think that it's ok to try & dictate who smokes on the course... Can suck a fat one. And I'm not talkin about a joint. They will say how bad it is, and that it will ruin your game. But what they're really concerned about is getting beat by someone who smoked out before the round. That would make their bullshit theory hold about as much water as the titanic. Fuck em!
 
sso

sso

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oh ive known a few golfers (grandma and granddad for 2)

and that crowd is the most desperate crowd to fit in.

most of them dont even really like golf, just do it for the same reason they wear those particular clothes or drive those cars (here it is expensive jeeps)

its just the people that are uppermiddleclass, (the people that can nibble the carrot bit or at least have it in view) knowing fully well that they could be poor, they are desperate to yap up what the suits say (in hopes of becoming one)

its not really their own opinions, its just whats "in" or ok to say.

its the people ready to suck cock for a bit of power, or at least be a good puppet.

possibly many places are becoming free for pot, is because many of the middle class, have figured out they were fucked in the ass just as much as the others, just sometimes got lubrication and permission to fuck others lower down.
 
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cmt1984

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Mike Young said:
I read through a couple of pages of that. It seemed like more people were in support than not. But the douche nozzles that think that it's ok to try & dictate who smokes on the course... Can suck a fat one. And I'm not talkin about a joint. They will say how bad it is, and that it will ruin your game. But what they're really concerned about is getting beat by someone who smoked out before the round. That would make their bullshit theory hold about as much water as the titanic. Fuck em!
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lol fuck em, exactly....and i bet most of those fuckers get drunk while they're golfing too...
 
Shwagbag

Shwagbag

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cmt1984 said:
dam thats crazy....woulda thought there'd be more golfers who smoke. i golf about once a month in the summer, i love it. i blaze on the course everytime i go. ive golfed a few times on coke as well, hell of a time.
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For me, its all part of the outdoor experience. A toke, or 5, makes everything better :D
 
kevin

kevin

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every sunday all the sales dept. where i use to work would play golf with the owner and our customers. the sales team sounds just as you describe here.

sso said:
oh ive known a few golfers (grandma and granddad for 2)

and that crowd is the most desperate crowd to fit in.

most of them dont even really like golf, just do it for the same reason they wear those particular clothes or drive those cars (here it is expensive jeeps)

its just the people that are uppermiddleclass, (the people that can nibble the carrot bit or at least have it in view) knowing fully well that they could be poor, they are desperate to yap up what the suits say (in hopes of becoming one)

its not really their own opinions, its just whats "in" or ok to say.

its the people ready to suck cock for a bit of power, or at least be a good puppet.
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StonedPony

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Mike Young said:
I read through a couple of pages of that. It seemed like more people were in support than not. But the douche nozzles that think that it's ok to try & dictate who smokes on the course... Can suck a fat one. And I'm not talkin about a joint. They will say how bad it is, and that it will ruin your game. But what they're really concerned about is getting beat by someone who smoked out before the round. That would make their bullshit theory hold about as much water as the titanic. Fuck em!
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uh not sure but as I remember it the titanic held a whole ocean of water. So that makes thier theory valid? You confused me on the last part.
 
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StonedPony

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cmt1984 said:
i used to do lines off the face of my driver....people who saw me were probably like..."why the fuck is that psycho smelling his golf club?" lmao
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You golfers should be more careful when talking shop. Im sitting here injoying the thread and you come up with snorting coke of your drivers face.........The image I got was you put coke on your chaufer's face and snorted.........had to wait till the end to find out Driver is a golf club.............damn.
 
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