How to pass A Pee Drug Test!

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Alquemist

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Im only 17 it takes common sense to pass a pee test. I now have a job thanx to my smart brain .:blsmoke: What i did was get a small Medicine bottle clean it very good and tell your cousin or any one you know that dosent smoke to pee in it the same day of the Test. (Has to be fresh piss from the same day) Then close the bottle good might wana put tape around it for it wont drip. Then either put it in your pocket or if your the paranoide type wear some tighty whities and stick the bottle in there and when its ur turn to pee take the bottle out, open it poor in the tube close the bottle agine.( Flush the toilet to make it seem you took a piss.) And a couple of days later you have a job like me =)
 
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Alquemist said:
Im only 17 it takes common sense to pass a pee test. I now have a job thanx to my smart brain .:blsmoke: What i did was get a small Medicine bottle clean it very good and tell your cousin or any one you know that dosent smoke to pee in it the same day of the Test. (Has to be fresh piss from the same day) Then close the bottle good might wana put tape around it for it wont drip. Then either put it in your pocket or if your the paranoide type wear some tighty whities and stick the bottle in there and when its ur turn to pee take the bottle out, open it poor in the tube close the bottle agine.( Flush the toilet to make it seem you took a piss.) And a couple of days later you have a job like me =)
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oh your only 17 huh?


hahahaha

CAUGHT ONE!!!!
 
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Alquemist said:
Im only 17 it takes common sense to pass a pee test. I now have a job thanx to my smart brain .:blsmoke: What i did was get a small Medicine bottle clean it very good and tell your cousin or any one you know that dosent smoke to pee in it the same day of the Test. (Has to be fresh piss from the same day) Then close the bottle good might wana put tape around it for it wont drip. Then either put it in your pocket or if your the paranoide type wear some tighty whities and stick the bottle in there and when its ur turn to pee take the bottle out, open it poor in the tube close the bottle agine.( Flush the toilet to make it seem you took a piss.) And a couple of days later you have a job like me =)
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This guy is brilliant....why has nobody ever done this before now?
I see big things in your future, my friend.
 
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Unique said:
This guy is brilliant....why has nobody ever done this before now?
I see big things in your future, my friend.
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Umm lol all u have to do is think.. not that hard lol i smoke every night with my crew not having to worry about any thing lol
 
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I was listening to this kid a few years ago talk about this "new" heavy metal guy that had his own reality T.V. show...he was bad ass and i HAD to hear him. I was like "cool, whats the band name".....he says Ozzy Ozborne......HAHAHAHA

Thats what this reminds me of.
 
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Lol so just cuz im 17 im a kid? so when i turn 18 ima start BOOM! ima bee all hairy and shit lol and the u guys can call me a men. lol a kidd to me is more like age 0-15
 
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Alquemist said:
Im only 17 it takes common sense to pass a pee test. I now have a job thanx to my smart brain .:blsmoke: What i did was get a small Medicine bottle clean it very good and tell your cousin or any one you know that dosent smoke to pee in it the same day of the Test. (Has to be fresh piss from the same day) Then close the bottle good might wana put tape around it for it wont drip. Then either put it in your pocket or if your the paranoide type wear some tighty whities and stick the bottle in there and when its ur turn to pee take the bottle out, open it poor in the tube close the bottle agine.( Flush the toilet to make it seem you took a piss.) And a couple of days later you have a job like me =)
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please pull over to the right




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no im not calling you a kid, i just think its funny how you were all excited about your new idea.
When i did this exact thing (15 years ago) i went a few step further. I used a condom, two doubled up actually, and wrapped 99 cent hand warmers you can get a walmart. This keeps the temp of the urine at body temp so you do not fail the very first test you go thru...which is the temp test they look at to make sure you didnt smuggle someone eles pee in, if the urine in the cup is 75-80 degrees and it was suppose to just came out of a body thats at 98 degrees, it was prob in your pocket...go figure.

I also paid a friend of mine $10 who was on probation to pee in the cup for me...both worked well.
 
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