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Dj1209

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If everyone really wants some nudes I got no problem doin it, not a shy person here I have a feeling that violates the tos of RIU though but yeah I have 98 points now I think I just need 2 more.......I would be the happiest for 2 more points.
 

Mike Young

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I'm not hip to the sock puppet blast... unless you're talking about a Fifi (ask Pony if you don't know what that is :) ) it's pronounced with the "ee" sound like Fee Fee.
See kids, a fifi is what prisoners turn to when they're not cornholing one another. Some inmates even give them names. :)
 

bobbypyn

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Curious define fifi for me please?
ok, this will save your life in prison, so pay attention: stick five tube socks into each other, then you roll the outer sock down into a donut to about 2 or 3 inches from the bottom then you just repeat the process til all the socks are rolled on top of each other then you stick a rubber glove inside & fill with lotion and get your jack on.

Funniest thing I saw in prison was during a bunk search, this new guard found this guys Fifi and had no clue what it was; he thought it was like a drug stash. so he flips it open and lotion and spooge shot all over him. the whole dorm was rolling on the fucking ground. I'm giggling just remembering it 12 years later!
 

Dj1209

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ok, this will save your life in prison, so pay attention: stick five tube socks into each other, then you roll the outer sock down into a donut to about 2 or 3 inches from the bottom then you just repeat the process til all the socks are rolled on top of each other then you stick a rubber glove inside & fill with lotion and get your jack on.

Funniest thing I saw in prison was during a bunk search, this new guard found this guys Fifi and had no clue what it was; he thought it was like a drug stash. so he flips it open and lotion and spooge shot all over him. the whole dorm was rolling on the fucking ground. I'm giggling just remembering it 12 years later!
Oh my fucking god you just made my day that is the funniest shit I have heard in a while lol wish I was there when it happened...as long as I didn't have to stay
 
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