The UK Growers Thread!

supersillybilly

supersillybilly

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I'm going to find this fairy cow and rape her. How do you get her to come to your house. Do you put a bud under your pillow and the next day you wake up with clones. Im doing this tonight, I now know the secrect. lol
 
zamzia

zamzia

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Saerimmner said:
lol sometimes, more often than not tho baby goes to bed at 630-7pm, so theres just enough time to make sure shes asleep an wrap n smoke a joint before lights on lol, works out quite well.

also on a side note, the state of bud round this way is terrible at the mo, stinky as hell but hardly any strength to it, in the last week ive had trainwreck that couldnt wreck a wet paper bag, kryptonite which was a bit better but not much, some kind of rip-off cheese that could easily be overpowered by a tub of philadelphia and some, in the blokes own words " vanilla kush mate, one lug and your out for the night" and he was right, well if by "1 lug" he actually means means quarter oz and by "out for the night" he means "will be still sitting there after smoking a quarter oz still waiting to get stoned"
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Same (ish) round my way (Cambridge/Newmarket). Although some poeple have been coming up with some decent silver haze and twista recently, but that not frequent enough for me. Generally it's sold before it's bought. The rest is probably bag seed grown by someone with no idea and dished out fresh from being chopped. Really annoying.
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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zamzia said:
Same (ish) round my way (Cambridge/Newmarket). Although some poeple have been coming up with some decent silver haze and twista recently, but that not frequent enough for me. Generally it's sold before it's bought. The rest is probably bag seed grown by someone with no idea and dished out fresh from being chopped. Really annoying.
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even more annoying when your putting £2k a week in the blokes pocket an he dont even bother to ring n let me know hes got, cunt got 6 bar of WW an 3 bar of WR an didnt even ring ffs
 
dura72

dura72

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afternoon sex offenders and sundry deviants, well this week i have been pretty much getting drunk and sniffin silly amounts of white poppin tramadol and morphine tablest, ever tried driving on that combination?? fuckin helll it make the corners interesting, i now feel like shite and ahm fuckin skint into the bargain, but i dont care coz my grow is up in two weeks. im going fishing now so a large bag of green and a large bag of valium and sum cans of wife beater will be accompanying me. i'll be at loch doon doon in the west of scotland, ill be the guy floating face down in the loch, DO NOT RESUSITATE
 
supersillybilly

supersillybilly

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dura72 said:
afternoon sex offenders and sundry deviants, well this week i have been pretty much getting drunk and sniffin silly amounts of white poppin tramadol and morphine tablest, ever tried driving on that combination?? fuckin helll it make the corners interesting, i now feel like shite and ahm fuckin skint into the bargain, but i dont care coz my grow is up in two weeks. im going fishing now so a large bag of green and a large bag of valium and sum cans of wife beater will be accompanying me. i'll be at loch doon doon in the west of scotland, ill be the guy floating face down in the loch, DO NOT RESUSITATE
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Awrite m8, thought you were dead. Its a wee bit nippy for the fishing, but your not going for that.lol I love fly fishing m8. Go all over the place. Know a good place that a syndicate owns(retired police officers) thats fantastic. Loads of big rainbows and brownies. Get caught yer fucked but thats half the buzz
 
zamzia

zamzia

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Saerimmner said:
even more annoying when your putting £2k a week in the blokes pocket an he dont even bother to ring n let me know hes got, cunt got 6 bar of WW an 3 bar of WR an didnt even ring ffs
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That's just rude. I haven't seen/had any WW since 2002. And that went down really well back then.
 
dura72

dura72

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loch doon is an open loch so its free fishing, im just bait fishin maybe do a bit of spinnin too, its full of pike and perch but theres a good few brownies in it too. jist fancy gettin away from it all for a day or 2, a was at the bothy last week and thats me got the bug again, a really enjoy campin and all the outdoors kinda stuff. nice just not get a phone signal really!
 
dura72

dura72

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While I was driving down the M4 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been)I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.

The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked:

"Runway too short?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."


To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."



Speeding ticket: £105.00 and 3 points
Court costs: £45
Look on copper's face: Priceless
 
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