Nobody messed with me in school they stepped aside in respect just like here.
Very funny, very funny indeed! I didn't realize that this had turned into a joke thread, but evidently it has because that one was a REALLY funny one.
Since we're telling jokes in this thread now ... have you heard this one?
General Custer's widow decided she wanted a large painting made that would capture her late husbands last thoughts before he died. She went to a famous artist and explained what she wanted and asked him if he could capture her late husbands last thoughts on canvas.
He thought about it a while and said he could do it. It would take him several months because of the scale of the painting she wanted and the complexity of the painting, but he would contact her as soon as the painting was finished.
Several months later the artist wrote Mrs. Custer and said the painting was ready. She went to his studio and there was a single chair sitting in front of a massive painting that was covered by a large piece of cloth.
She sat down and the artist uncovered the painting and Mrs. Custer looked at it and was very puzzled and not at all happy with the painting.
The painting was a landscape of The Little Big Horn and all over the ground there were Indians having sex and up in the sky there was a large cow with a halo.
Mrs. Custer said, I don't think you understood what I wanted, I wanted a painting that would capture my husbands last living thoughts.
The artist said he had fully understood her and his painting did exactly that, it showed exactly what her husband was thinking just before he died.
She said she didn't understand it at all and asked the artist to explain it to her.
As he pointed at the large cow with a halo in the sky and the Indians having sex all over The Little Big Horn he said this is precisely what your husband was thinking just before he died, Holy cow, look at all the fucking Indians!