Aflac!!!!

tet1953

tet1953

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Can you say it like Gilbert Gottfried? If so, you might be able to get a new gig. Gottfried has been fired as the voice of the Aflac duck for a couple of tweets he made about the quake in Japan.

I do understand that celebrities are no different than anybody else, and capable of some really stupid shit. Gottfried fired off a couple tweets apparently. One of them isn't too bad, really, but the other...sigh.

Here they are:

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
Mar 13 6:29 AM

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "There'll be another one floating by any minute now."
Mar 12 11:24 AM
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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tet1953 said:
Can you say it like Gilbert Gottfried? If so, you might be able to get a new gig. Gottfried has been fired as the voice of the Aflac duck for a couple of tweets he made about the quake in Japan.

I do understand that celebrities are no different than anybody else, and capable of some really stupid shit. Gottfried fired off a couple tweets apparently. One of them isn't too bad, really, but the other...sigh.

Here they are:

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "There'll be another one floating by any minute now."
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Haha! I like the first one. :) The second one is quite dark. :D Just my style. ;)

Seriously? How many audio files of one word do they need? One would be my guess. Maybe they can't keep using it since they fired him though....
 
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suTraGrow

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tet1953 said:
Can you say it like Gilbert Gottfried? If so, you might be able to get a new gig. Gottfried has been fired as the voice of the Aflac duck for a couple of tweets he made about the quake in Japan.

I do understand that celebrities are no different than anybody else, and capable of some really stupid shit. Gottfried fired off a couple tweets apparently. One of them isn't too bad, really, but the other...sigh.

Here they are:

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "There'll be another one floating by any minute now."
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LOL haha wow mean as hell but got some comedy to it.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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tet1953 said:
Oh no!
No! No! No! No!

Please don't turn this into a sick Japan quake joke thread!
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It just came to me when I read the first joke for the second time. :lol: The second I hit submit though I thought it would be awesome if this thread turned into a Japanese Tsunami joke thread. :D
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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suTraGrow said:
LOL oh man this 50mg tradazone and 2 fat bowls of hash are kicking it just ate shit off my chair laughing at this :-D
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Trazadones are fucking WEAK. I got 50mg for insomnia and the doc up'd it to 100mg and the only thing they do is give me a headache in the morning. I bet the Japanese didn't feel to good the morning after either....
 
westmich

westmich

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Leave it to Gilbert - he also cracked a 9/11 joke about two weeks after 9/11 in NY.

"Sorry I am late but my plane had a stop-over at the Empire State building on the way over." (he got boo'd)
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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westmich said:
Leave it to Gilbert - he also cracked a 9/11 joke about two weeks after 9/11 in NY.

"Sorry I am late but my plane had a stop-over at the Empire State building on the way over." (he got boo'd)
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I'd stand up clapping. :) He's adventuress. No doubt about it. Controversy breeds contempt...

After the tsunami, God texted Bin Laden, "Top that!
 
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