Tenner
Well-Known Member
Okay this is my 3rd disciplinary and continuation of my 2nd one too. 1st one was having a water fight with fire extinguishers and flour. Fucked the whole place up.
The 2nd disciplinary my residental tutor catches me smoking cannabis in my room with the smoke alarm covered with a plastic bag. I told the board it was a legal high called smoke and they said they would investigate further. There is a continuation of that one on the day too.
3rd one I was at a crazy night out blazing and drinking. Coming back from the night we got take away and started walking home. We had white bedsheets as togas and flip flops, no tops on and walking sideways at 4 am, LOL Anyway we come close to our accomodation and my friend takes a piss on the corner while i wait and eat pizza in the road. Someone saw us from a building at that time and called the police. After going the wrong way for 5 mins and finding the right one a security car arrived and took our data. At this time, I was certain me or my friend didn`t pee and persisted so. After the car left I realised and told my friend he had had a piss. So blalalala time passes and I have an interview with an ex cop working for the uni. He asks me 4 times if i was smoking anything and is say no 4 times lol. Bald popo he was lol
Okay so heres the catch, the witness said I was pissing too and I`m fucking sure i wasnt so the board thinks I took a piss. I saw myself on CCTV coming walking like a figure of 8 half naked and coming to a point where the camera can only see my head and my friend piss nearby lol The ex popo said thats you standing there and I replied not very well lol It was hard to not laugh but i had to be serious, they were talking about learning lessons and shit.
So 30th is the interview and rather than listen to them how legal highs are bad for you all the meeting should I print off some stuff from wikipedia about psychedelics and seperate realitys or whatever the fuck will confuse them and go to the meeting? Like the flow of time changing along with perception of reality?
So my question is, do you think this is a good idea? Would I get into trouble if I told them I have took LSD and DMT? Or should i say it was all legal stuff like ayahuasca and mescaline?
Should i say i smoked that legal cannabis alternative in my room to meditate and open the doors of perception? LOL 
The 2nd disciplinary my residental tutor catches me smoking cannabis in my room with the smoke alarm covered with a plastic bag. I told the board it was a legal high called smoke and they said they would investigate further. There is a continuation of that one on the day too.
3rd one I was at a crazy night out blazing and drinking. Coming back from the night we got take away and started walking home. We had white bedsheets as togas and flip flops, no tops on and walking sideways at 4 am, LOL Anyway we come close to our accomodation and my friend takes a piss on the corner while i wait and eat pizza in the road. Someone saw us from a building at that time and called the police. After going the wrong way for 5 mins and finding the right one a security car arrived and took our data. At this time, I was certain me or my friend didn`t pee and persisted so. After the car left I realised and told my friend he had had a piss. So blalalala time passes and I have an interview with an ex cop working for the uni. He asks me 4 times if i was smoking anything and is say no 4 times lol. Bald popo he was lol
Okay so heres the catch, the witness said I was pissing too and I`m fucking sure i wasnt so the board thinks I took a piss. I saw myself on CCTV coming walking like a figure of 8 half naked and coming to a point where the camera can only see my head and my friend piss nearby lol The ex popo said thats you standing there and I replied not very well lol It was hard to not laugh but i had to be serious, they were talking about learning lessons and shit.
So 30th is the interview and rather than listen to them how legal highs are bad for you all the meeting should I print off some stuff from wikipedia about psychedelics and seperate realitys or whatever the fuck will confuse them and go to the meeting? Like the flow of time changing along with perception of reality?
So my question is, do you think this is a good idea? Would I get into trouble if I told them I have took LSD and DMT? Or should i say it was all legal stuff like ayahuasca and mescaline?
Should i say i smoked that legal cannabis alternative in my room to meditate and open the doors of perception? LOL 
and NO keep your mouth shut dumBass
Anyways, the others just had to pay a $50 dollar find and make a couple "Why drugs are bad posters" which ended up being hilarious.