Tips for staying safe within our laws

deprave

New Member
Hey guys I am not a legal professional by any means but I have learned a lot of valuable tips for keeping yourself safe. I am a health professional however. I will start this thread off with tips on drug testing and post about more stuff later.


[Drug Testing]

marinol2-769481.jpg#1 Safe Way - Get a prescription for Marinol so you can write on your tox screens that you take marinol. This will show a false positive for marijuana 100% of the time. This is the #1 way to get around invasion of your privacy. There is also other items that can very rarely test false positive for maijuana even otc items such as advil so add this to your list also, there is about 32 different medications that can result in a false positive. Remember never admit to using marijuana even if you have a card or not. FOR MAXIMUM LIBERTY AND FREEDOM COMBINE THIS WITH THE DILUTE METHOD AS DESCRIBED BELOW IN #3.






quick-fix-unisex-synthetic-urine.jpg#2 Pretty safe Way - for unmonitored test (most test) synthetic urine is very easy way to pass. It can be reheated and stored unlike real human urine. You can use your car heater to get it to the right temp before you go in. Your sample must be between 90F and 100F to be valid when you hand it to the tester. 96 or 98 is perfect. This is the stuff they use to calibrate the machines, top notch. Although I have never met anyone that 'into' urine, I would imagine this is the stuff that gives urine enthusiast everywhere a great big woody.










Creatine.new.jpg#3 Safe Way In rare cases you could be asked to retake the test - Abstain from marijuana for at least 72 hours. Dilute your urine with water, drinking 1 glass every hour. and 3 glasses 3 hours before test. Take recommended asprin dose 8 and 4 hours before the test. For these 3 days take multivitamins that have b2 or straight vitamin b2 supplements. For these 3 days take creatine supplements 2x recommended dose. 3 hours prior to taking test use vitamin b2 supplements 2x recommended dose. Remember never admit to using marijuana.








2882545_f260.jpg#4 Safe way but the hardest to perform - Use someone else s urine, it must be as fresh as possible, We are talking hours, The urine should be 4oz and into a small plastic bottle with a thermometer it must be kept warm but never reheat you can mess it up. Your sample must be between 90F and 100F to be valid at the time you hand it to the tester. 96 or 98 is perfect. Handwarmers can help.
 

2farUp

Member
Thanks I guess........ I have been lucky in that I have not had a job that tested. I hope I never have to use the tips on this thread! :)
 

longroot

Well-Known Member
Anyone got any testimonials on other products that actually worked to pass a drug screen? Especially short notice?
 

Timmahh

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Poppy seeds will also give false positives. i ate 4 lemon poppyseed muffins and got a false positive, the following week i had to retake, and passed without issue.

this is great info to have around
 

dan2581

Active Member
Anyone got any testimonials on other products that actually worked to pass a drug screen? Especially short notice?
Detox's work well to dilute your piss. They will pass you for any screening, but if its a lab test your fucked. I had to pee for probation in kalamazoo and I detoxed every single time (abstaining for a few days before test). Each test came back as diluted. I told my PO that I only have one kidney and my doctor instructs me to flush my system daily to maintain its proper function. I told her I had all the medical records to back this up, she never even hassled me about it she just took my word for it. She'd bring up the fact that I didn't pass my urine test at every meeting but as I brought up the kidney story every time she kinda just let me slide. Man I was lucky lol....

By the way I used ready clean, it was $20 a bottle. When detoxing following the instructions PERFECTLY is the key, there's lots of good info online about how to use them properly. Find out how they actually work once you understand how the dilution process works you have a better chance of success when using it.
 

Timmahh

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i have used Clear Choice synthetic Urine twice with pass results and no questionable issues.

about 50.00 at your local head shop.
 

longroot

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i have used Clear Choice synthetic Urine twice with pass results and no questionable issues.

about 50.00 at your local head shop.

Did you have to worry about it being within temperature range? If so how did you deal with that issue. By the way, thanks for the tip.
 

deprave

New Member
Did you have to worry about it being within temperature range? If so how did you deal with that issue. By the way, thanks for the tip.
I found that if you put it in on your dash vent and turn your heater on when your on your way to the place for the last 5 minutes of your trip or so, I use the car heater to warm it up to the the right temp and then I attach a hand warmer to the bottle with a rubber-band before crouching it, for the hand warmer to work you need to preheat to the right temp first with hot air and then you attach the hand warmer to the bottle with a rubberband tightly, your body heat will keep it warm in case you gotta wait 30+ minutes...Understand the hand warmer is just to maintain the temp for a longer duration it cant be used solely to heat the sample - you need to use hot air.

As i described in the guide Quickfix is only 25$ and it comes overnight from Illinois so its nearly as convenient as a store and you can be assured your sample is from the latest batch (also its about 50% less cost to you)- If you buy something in a headshop that is like a year old certain labs might be able to detect it because they develop ways to detect synthetic urine in rare cases and then the manufacturer develops a new version right behind them. If you buy from a third party just be sure its fresh, you can check this on the manufactures website. I am not trying to scare you just trying to be thorough because of how important this is. It is very very rare that labs have detected synthetic urine however it does happen it depends on the lab, I have taken THOUSANDS of EMPLOYMENT test (in michigan) using synthetic urine and these other methods above and I have never tested positive not one time.

Just remember if you do test positive: DENY DENY DENY, Remember you never smoked weed in your life - now prepare for the retake
 

longroot

Well-Known Member
I found that if you put it in on your dash vent and turn your heater on when your on your way to the place for the last 5 minutes of your trip or so, I use the car heater to warm it up to the the right temp and then I attach a hand warmer to the bottle with a rubber-band before crouching it, for the hand warmer to work you need to preheat to the right temp first with hot air and then you attach the hand warmer to the bottle with a rubberband tightly, your body heat will keep it warm in case you gotta wait 30+ minutes...Understand the hand warmer is just to maintain the temp for a longer duration it cant be used solely to heat the sample - you need to use hot air.

As i described in the guide Quickfix is only 25$ and it comes overnight from Illinois so its nearly as convenient as a store and you can be assured your sample is from the latest batch (also its about 50% less cost to you)- If you buy something in a headshop that is like a year old certain labs might be able to detect it because they develop ways to detect synthetic urine in rare cases and then the manufacturer develops a new version right behind them. If you buy from a third party just be sure its fresh, you can check this on the manufactures website. I am not trying to scare you just trying to be thorough because of how important this is. It is very very rare that labs have detected synthetic urine however it does happen it depends on the lab, I have taken THOUSANDS of EMPLOYMENT test (in michigan) using synthetic urine and these other methods above and I have never tested positive not one time.

Just remember if you do test positive: DENY DENY DENY, Remember you never smoked weed in your life - now prepare for the retake
I cant thank you enough! Maybe a day will come when good people dont have to sneak and hide about marijuana use. Straight up bullshit!
 
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