Anyone else wan't their ashes mixed in with soil for a ganja plant?

[Sr. Verde]

Alright, I'm sure most of you have seen the movie "How High" with Redman & method man. if you haven't ROLL A FAT BLUNT, call up your homies... and watch that shit NOW!

So, his friend dies... and is cremated... Redman mixes the ashes in with soil... and grows a ganja plant in the ash/soil....


THEN when he smokes THAT weed he can see/talk to his friend who's in heaven..




So when people ask me what I want (cremation/burial) I tell them the above

Then they laugh... and after a short pause they say, "seriously though"







Anyone else with me? I think that would be so cool... It would be so sentimental to smoke THAT harvest... you know? I'd like my friends, sitting around, smoking my favorite strain, reminiscing... smoking the weed MY bones nutrients grew!

 

[StonedPony]

I want my kids to snort my ashes like keith richards did to his creamated dad........................

 

[Kodank Moment]

Dude...who wouldn't? That's deep...I don't want a funeral...I want a Fun-eral. Weed. Booze. House music and blinking lights...the whole fucking deal.


Don't cry when I pass. Party like I was a fucking rockstar and remember I don't have to deal with this bullshit reality anymore...

 

[ChubbySoap]

i fully intend for my ashes to be placed into my local 7-11's Slurpee machine

 

[Sr. Verde]

Dude...who wouldn't? That's deep...I don't want a funeral...I want a Fun-eral. Weed. Booze. House music and blinking lights...the whole fucking deal.


Don't cry when I pass. Party like I was a fucking rockstar and remember I don't have to deal with this bullshit reality anymore...

LOL a FUN-eral... hahahahah you should copyright that shit for real... start a company.... a FUN-eral company that goes around hosting the shit for people... advertise that shit online... have people pay an upfront fee of say $3,000-$5,000 that covers everything... and when they die the whole things paid for and your crew rolls in, in a van and parties like crazy! with their loved ones, in their memory, of course

 

[Kodank Moment]

i fully intend for my ashes to be placed into my local 7-11's Slurpee machine

That'd be fucking insanity....pure insanity.

 

[Kodank Moment]

LOL a FUN-eral... hahahahah you should copyright that shit for real... start a company.... a FUN-eral company that goes around hosting the shit for people... advertise that shit online... have people pay an upfront fee of say $3,000-$5,000 that covers everything... and when they die the whole things paid for and your crew rolls in, in a van and parties like crazy! with their loved ones, in their memory, of course

That's your idea. We need to be business partners...what would the overhead be like? Booze and party supplies are pretty cheap in bulk...good food isn't to bad. Pm me tomorrow. We got some business to work out Mr. Green.


I'm not kidding...

 

[Sr. Verde]

That's your idea. We need to be business partners...what would the overhead be like? Booze and party supplies are pretty cheap in bulk...good food isn't to bad. Pm me tomorrow. We got some business to work out Mr. Green.


I'm not kidding...

hahahahahahahahahaha we will see

I think we are both verrrrrrrrrrrry stoned.



dj (employee?)

stereo equipment

lights

large large large truck... air brakes and all...

alcohol

basic food

catering

seating/interactive utilties.....

venues...


etc.

The idea is that you could collect a large sum of money... the downfall of that is that you would have to maintain ALL that equipment for seemlingly your clients entire life... 20+ years maybe.. unless you promise to refund the money after 5 years... or something

 

[Kodank Moment]

Maybe we offer it for terminally ill patients only. Kind of a guarantee as bad as that sounds..


But what better way to say fuck cancer then a fucking party of the year.

 

[ChubbySoap]

well...just be careful outdoor growers....since cremation ashes are labeled,"human remains", and if you sell the land, you must disclose that "human remains" have been disposed of on the property.
failure and discovery lead to harsh imprisonment...even if you dump em at a park

there be red tape to hack through

 

[Kodank Moment]

No such thing as red tape in my basement....I'llll pour my body wherever I please lol. What are they gonna do? Arrest my ashes? Lol...

 

[Sr. Verde]

how would they find out if you smoked your boy

 

[mcpurple]

i want mine to be made like coffee, kind alike on due date. it prob wont taste to good, but it is kinda funny

 

[Slojo69]

dude that movie messes with you, didn't they smoke the dead dudes finger or some shit? It's been awhile since I've seen it, but ya. Creeeepy!

 

[gogrow]

I've long talked about this, as I dont see any better use for my residual carbon than to fertilize the earth; and if I had to pick a specific plant to fertilize, it would have to be my favorite
Since first entertaining the idea, I've gotten married and such, but the wife has no sentiments about not being buried next to me, as neither one of us will really be able to give a shit, and it's our bodies in the long run, so she's cool with the idea....

Now my only problem is that I dont know anyone that could grow me correctly

 

[Kodank Moment]

I've long talked about this, as I dont see any better use for my residual carbon than to fertilize the earth; and if I had to pick a specific plant to fertilize, it would have to be my favorite
Since first entertaining the idea, I've gotten married and such, but the wife has no sentiments about not being buried next to me, as neither one of us will really be able to give a shit, and it's our bodies in the long run, so she's cool with the idea....

Now my only problem is that I dont know anyone that could grow me correctly

Fuck you. I'll grow you into a fucking 10ft indoor beast. Just have a letter ready with the location and seeds of your choice and I will make fucking sure it happens.

I think Verde, Benassi, Pony and I will be honored to smoke you.

 

[cannabisguru]

Alright, I'm sure most of you have seen the movie "How High" with Redman & method man. if you haven't ROLL A FAT BLUNT, call up your homies... and watch that shit NOW!

So, his friend dies... and is cremated... Redman mixes the ashes in with soil... and grows a ganja plant in the ash/soil....


THEN when he smokes THAT weed he can see/talk to his friend who's in heaven..




So when people ask me what I want (cremation/burial) I tell them the above

Then they laugh... and after a short pause they say, "seriously though"







Anyone else with me? I think that would be so cool... It would be so sentimental to smoke THAT harvest... you know? I'd like my friends, sitting around, smoking my favorite strain, reminiscing... smoking the weed MY bones nutrients grew!

That's deep man.. sounds like your serious about it. I mean, would you really allow that to be done with your harvested bones? That would be some crazy shit though huh! Cause like.. I mean, think about it.. your being smoked.. smoked by people you knew in your natural life. You know how crazy it would be to actually smoke someones actual ashes.. especially if you knew the person for a long period of time. Makes me wonder if anything 'weird' would occur because of it..

I mean think about that as well.. you would actually be smoking someone you knew for a while. Your smoking the very fabric and support of the human body that once contained a soul.. a soul you knew.. smoking the ground up and burnt bones that have now become nothing but a pile of calcium. I just got the freaking goosebumps just talking about it..

take care.. and good luck with that.

 

[jammin screw]

Fuck you. I'll grow you into a fucking 10ft indoor beast. Just have a letter ready with the location and seeds of your choice and I will make fucking sure it happens.

I think Verde, Benassi, Pony and I will be honored to smoke you.

lol.......... can i partake in that glorious smoke of the fallin stoner bro??

 

[Kodank Moment]

lol.......... can i partake in that glorious smoke of the fallin stoner bro??

I see absolutely no reason why not. The more the marrier. It's gonna be 10+ feet with like 4000 watts all organic soil. So were gonna have plenty of insane smoke.



God damn it gogrow...you got me all fired up to grow this bitch. Hurry up and die lol...

 

[Sr. Verde]

That's deep man.. sounds like your serious about it. I mean, would you really allow that to be done with your harvested bones? That would be some crazy shit though huh! Cause like.. I mean, think about it.. your being smoked.. smoked by people you knew in your natural life. You know how crazy it would be to actually smoke someones actual ashes.. especially if you knew the person for a long period of time. Makes me wonder if anything 'weird' would occur because of it..

I mean think about that as well.. you would actually be smoking someone you knew for a while. Your smoking the very fabric and support of the human body that once contained a soul.. a soul you knew.. smoking the ground up and burnt bones that have now become nothing but a pile of calcium. I just got the freaking goosebumps just talking about it..

take care.. and good luck with that.

Exactly!


The minerals, and nutrients (calcium) that made up YOUR bones, is CONVERTED into food, which is converted (partly) into CANNABINOID compounds


So, the same molecules that made up the Calcium structure of your bone, is making up the THC structure..


In essence... even if it is a VERY small amount, the THC that would be attaching to your brain receptors...the actual molecule getting you high... would have been some of the molecules that held my body together..