THINGS you do while BAKED

[HighLowGrow]

I'm not talking about sitting on the couch and watching back to back movies.

Between my front yard and back yard, I have about 13,500 sq' of lawn to mow. It's a lot of upkeep but mj makes it friggin exciting. It's almost a break from the world for an hour. I get the riding mower started then step into the shop and fire up a big bowl of sticky. I stumble back to the mower, grab a beer, have a seat, pop in the ear buds, and find a tune that just hits the spot. I DON"T care if it's yard work because I'm STONED. I don't care if it's raining because I'm STONED. I don't care if I run over dog shit because I'm STONED. I'm free to the world!

The same applies to weed wacking. We live on 5 acres so there is always something to chop. The only difference between mowing and weed wacking is the dog shit. I do not weed wack the dog shit. I wear shorts and flip flops most of the year. As you can see, this would create a situation.

How does mj turn a chore into something enjoyable for you that would otherwise make you say, "same shit different week".

-HLG

 

[TigerClock]

I agree everything is more fun when your stoned.....everything.

 

[a dog named chico]

i typically use some of my high time for personal grooming...i hate to shave and wash my face and pop blackheads ETC. so i get baked and hold up in the bathroom for 10-15 minutes. I also live on a double lot 148X148, so cutting grass is also a pain in the ass. I crank up the music and let it ride

 

[HighLowGrow]

Every year I plant an outdoor veggie garden. Weeds are a pain in the ass. Not when your stoned. I'll pluck those suckers by hand till the sun goes down.

-HLG

 

[puffenuff]

I hate washing and detailing my car, but when I'm high, i don't mind so much and that's usually when my car looks its best

 

[bajafox]

I can't do any of the house chores without being medicated. Which reminds me, I need to get off RIU and get some shit done...

 

[HighLowGrow]

I hate washing and detailing my car, but when I'm high, i don't mind so much and that's usually when my car looks its best

Forgot about washing my car. Hell ya - I'll even volunteer to wash my wifes car. Do I care, nope. I'm stoned.

-HLG

 

[mellokitty]

grow room chores.

doing art with my kid. (hell yes, art is a chore, especially when there's a toddler involved, or if i'm not feeling at all creative.) (that and the imminent cleanup. fingerpainting is mommy's ticket to an afternoon's scrubbing) which brings us to my personal (un)fave...

THE DISHES. *gak*. *cowering in terror* just thinking about them makes me wanna go *puff puff*...

 

[april]

well today i cleaned and organized the basement again in case shit hits the fan.
Yesterday i was awesome, temps outside were about 9 degrees celcius so i went out and trimmed all the dead and overgrown stuff on my garpe vines, trimmed my many bushes, cleaned all the crap up all over the back yard and turned all the soil, did 8 loads of laundry, fuck men are dirty!!! and made a sheppards pie, no boxed shit it's gotta be from scratch. Today i've shot my air pellet gun , smoked bongs, watched a lame movie on showcase and ate leftover sheppards pie

 

[high|hgih]

I normally just sit down and listen to music/watch tv. Maybe go to a bar.. .. Or me and my friends have fun time where we just splash our our highdeas of weird ass things to do! Like we will just end up playing pictionary sometimes or monopoly or something

 

[HarryCarey]

Bass fishing is the best while stoned....I have patience like a mofo and I catch way more fish when I fish slow

 

[HighLowGrow]

high/hgih - That fucking avatar. If you stare at that thing for 5-10 seconds I swear it goes faster and faster. At least I think it does.

-HLG

 

[HighLowGrow]

Today I think I'll bust out the roundup. I'm going to have a great time. Yep - I'll be stoned.

-HLG

 

[mellokitty]

Bass fishing is the best while stoned....I have patience like a mofo and I catch way more fish when I fish slow

you can fish fast or slow? (i don't fish...)

 

[r1tony]

masturbate? I am not proud but I am honest.

 

[HarryCarey]

Ya just depends on my mood.....I fish with weedless plastics so my retrieve speed can vary sometimes and the length of time I leave it in the water on each cast is also important......I also tend to want to skip around the lake when not stoned as opposed to fishing the entire shoreline and catching EVERY fish on the way (theoretically of course)

 

[MediMary]

I like getting a bj from my girl while smoking on a blizzie

 

[mellokitty]

I like getting a bj from my girl while smoking on a blizzie

dude.... you're a dude?

 

[iosh herman]

I like creating music while im stoned, creativity @ its best that for SURE!

 

[mellokitty]

ha ha ha, "Like" jinx, taint!