mindphuk
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Had to post after I saw this on today's woot-off. woot! is selling these rasta colored ear buds and I lol'd after reading the ad copy:a friend of mine wants to be a rastafarian. is this just an excuse to be cool and never wash his hair. or does this religion have merit.
please help me understand?????
Oh yeah. Youre pullin it off.
You really look like youre embracing the Rasta lifestyle.
Attention college freshmen across America: youre not Rasta. Seriously. We dont care how many Bob Marley posters you hang or how much green, yellow, and red crap like Skull Candy Inkd Rasta Earbuds you buy. Unless youre actually worshipping Haile Selassie as the second coming youre just a poser. And trust us, youre a poser.
Yes, Rastas endorse the use of cannabis as a religious experience. Neato. Its also a religion based on Afrocentrism and the rejection of western society. Thats right, western society. As in, the kinds of people who buy things like earbuds. And yes were oversimplifying it, but even in oversimplifying it were still giving it ten times more credit than just buying a poster and a blacklight and calling it a day.
If youre seriously looking for an excuse to smoke pot, just own up to liking pot. Its a more respectable position than Well, shortly after moving out of my parents house in Connecticut I realized the evils of the white man and the spirituality of Jah really spoke to me, man.
And if youre white dreadlocks are out. Seriously. Thats non-negotiable. Stop it. You look terrible and you smell worse.
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