I want your change, how can I get it? Can I buy a Coinstar?

[beardo]

If I want peoples change how can I get it? Can I buy a Coinstar machine? I want all peoples change how can I get bumbs and broke people to cash in coins with me?

 

[thedoc08]

I would recommend going to the bank with paper $ and telling them you want equal value of metal money. This appears to save you the need to buy a Coinstar machine, while providing you with all of the change you can afford.

 

[hoagtech]

why change and not just money?

 

[Gadaffiduck]

I would recommend going to the bank with paper $ and telling them you want equal value of metal money. This appears to save you the need to buy a Coinstar machine, while providing you with all of the change you can afford.

This man wants your change. Are you willing to offer your paper $ to him? So he can then go to the bank where they can transform your paper $ into metal money?

 

[beardo]

I would recommend going to the bank with paper $ and telling them you want equal value of metal money. This appears to save you the need to buy a Coinstar machine, while providing you with all of the change you can afford.

This wouldn't make sense, I don't want that change, I want the good kind that comes from piggy banks and homeless people, I wan't the change out of your ashtray that you trade in for a beer or cigarettes. I'm wondering if the liquor store would help me out?

 

[racerboy71]

you can come over and clean out my car beardo, any change you find is yours, and any drugs you find are mine of course since you only want me change.. maybe start a car detailing service??

 

[Gadaffiduck]

I'm wondering if the liquor store would help me out?

you could always ask

otherwise I'd say try becoming one of those fake homeless persons so people will give you change.

beat up other homeless people and steal their change as well?

 

[TigerClock]

Or you could set up a broke vending machine that just takes peoples money..never having to restock it.

 

[worm5376]

I've found Change to be the best way to save money and with coinstar you can charhe a % for every dollar in change you take a % making you all your money back plus a fixed rate.

 

[see4]

"Do you want said change because .............. if collected properly."

I have edited and changed this comment. beardo and I are going into business together. good day.

 

[beardo]

I want to buy coin machines and put them in liquor stores in the hood, and rig them to accept all coins and we can charge a slightly lower percantage so everyone will use our machines.

 

[see4]

Sweet, beardo and I are going into business, What should the name of the company be?

 

[Gadaffiduck]

Fuck you guys! I wrote your comment down on a piece of paper.

I'm already on my way to patent a highly respected and reliable company.

 

[beardo]

Sweet, beardo and I are going into business, What should the name of the company be?

I don't know but coinstar wont let you own their machine, so we need to find another one that's the same thing, we can call ourselves Coin King

 

[see4]

Fuck you guys! I wrote your comment down on a piece of paper.

I'm already on my way to patent a highly respected and reliable company.

Sorry, copyright law is on our side. You will have to pay me. I prefer a satchel of marijuana.

 

[see4]

I don't know but coinstar wont let you own their machine, so we need to find another one that's the same thing, we can call ourselves Coin King

Coin King is good. I like that. Sounds like something you would find in a Walmart or K-Mart or something... and those are the folks we want to target.

 

[beardo]

Sorry, copyright law is on our side. You will have to pay me. I prefer a satchel of marijuana.

And I only accept payment in the form of pennies or whores

 

[Gadaffiduck]

Coin King is good. I like that. Sounds like something you would find in a Walmart or K-Mart of something... and those are the folks we want to target.

no no no no no you guys are totally going about this the wrong way. Coin King? pffh cmon, sounds elementary..

and before you see any green you gotta talk to my lawyers.
(yes it's meant to be plural)

 

[see4]

no no no no no you guys are totally going about this the wrong way. Coin King? pffh cmon, sounds elementary..

and before you see any green you gotta talk to my lawyers.
(yes it's meant to be plural)

Damnit! you have a plural of lawyers. Ok, you can get involved too. You can be the foreign relations officer in the company. On the contingency that you come up with a better name than Coin King. beardo and I will have to agree.

 

[beardo]

I think this might be the one to go with http://www.cumminsallison.co.uk/coin/bin_model_mm.htm . Im trying to get prices on it.