Worst Job For A Stoner

What Is The Worst Job For A Stoner

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Smokey21530

Smokey21530

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Heart or Brain Surgeon....... Hell any type of Surgeon.

Tight Rope Walker lol I dont know how someone would do up there once they got light headed
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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Smokey21530 said:
Ya I never run inless its a must and i never see a must for running lol
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Dude, I never run ... I don't think i've ran in prolly 6 years. If i need to get there fast, jump in the car!

EDIT: I even use the car to take out the garbage haha.
 
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I run a lot,either around the neighborhood for exercise or to get away from the police which I still find myself doing now lol.I love running its just the cross country part that gets me.

on a side note ever run from the cops on shrooms?Its fun as hell,you take off like a fucking cheetah that just got set on fire.Nobody is catching me if im on shrooms,acid or dust lol I can run for miles on any of them.
Weed I'll be like fuck this im going back to sleep.
 
tardis

tardis

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Challenge Accepted!

Motivational Speaker,
Live Translator,
Cliff Note Writer,
Manager of Nuclear Power Plant,
Speaker of the House dude,
Stunt Driver,
Lawyer bra,
Lion Tamer,
Mercenary.
 
Richie LxP

Richie LxP

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Why is an astronaut even in the list, that would be my favorite stoner job, floating about in space on some nutty haze shite lol blasting off would be fun too, pulling some mega g's
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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grow space said:
you must be proud slo..must be proud...
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No no no, Not proud of being lazy! and the garbage is about 300 yards down the drive way lol, still, lazy tho. would prolly be in shape if i walked the garbage out everyday, but then my Trooper would never get started up :D Its a conundrum
 
ChubbySoap

ChubbySoap

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a sealed environment that can only scrub a defined chunk of air over a set period of time....and they log every gram that goes up?

kind of hard to sneak a toke in space...ugh
 
chillwills

chillwills

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I would say a truck driver. Not because the job sucks, but because you are always stressed about getting in an accident. You are automatically drug tested.

If a truck driver gets in an accident where a death occurs, even if not at fault, he can be charged with a homicide because his blood tests positive for THC.


Or

Any type of law enforcement. Cop,DEA etc.
 
W N L

W N L

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The only ones I see out there is lion tamer and pig.. All the others have stoners in the profession, they just aren't your typical run of the mouth idiots.
 
Tenner

Tenner

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I think the Dentist would deffinately be hard. However, if you want a hard one I would say a teacher, like mathematics for example? hehe

I`d say being a stoned cop would be quite easily, unless you go around with red eye and stink of weed then you should be okay. Think of how you can bully people, who will expect it? lol

It really depends to be honest, stoners differ a lot. Some people find it harder to talk while stoned than others so can`t be in any talker person position. I lose my words pretty quickly but never fall over or lose coordination :) I could get extremely stoned and fix a digital camera or something though, easy peasy lol
 
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chillwills said:
I would say a truck driver. Not because the job sucks, but because you are always stressed about getting in an accident. You are automatically drug tested.

If a truck driver gets in an accident where a death occurs, even if not at fault, he can be charged with a homicide because his blood tests positive for THC.


Or

Any type of law enforcement. Cop,DEA etc.
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that is crazy,I never knew that.I got a friend in truck driving school to so I'll be sure to let him know about this.
 
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