I Am Fucked...need Help Asap

[midtown410]

Apparently in order to begin my internship, I may have to pass a drug test. Do solutions like the stuff actually work??? If I test positive for weed, I get expelled from my college, a prestigious school in Pennsylvania. It is ridiculous that I can drink my liver away and act like a total asshole, but its a crime for me to smoke a blunt and play guitar or something. Please any help would be greatly appreciated.

 

[goatamineHcL]

no none of that shit works but i passed for po like 1 week after going to 10k lakes festival and blazed a ton and i drank probabluy 4 gallons of water before hand and pissed at least 10 times before i went

 

[rkm]

Apparently in order to begin my internship, I may have to pass a drug test. Do solutions like the stuff actually work??? If I test positive for weed, I get expelled from my college, a prestigious school in Pennsylvania. It is ridiculous that I can drink my liver away and act like a total asshole, but its a crime for me to smoke a blunt and play guitar or something. Please any help would be greatly appreciated.

It sucks man. But you have to accept the fact that it is what it is. Just play by their rules until you dont have to. Its a sad situation and I agree but the majority does not see it the way we do. If you have to stop smoking to get your foot in the door for a good job, then I suggest you do so. Over the years I have stopped on and off throughout the years, but now I am again able to smoke. You gotta do what you gotta do...until the general publics opinion has changed.

 

[MyNameIsHead]

dude dont listen to him
get that stuff from gnc
drink it the day before the test and you will pass
my friend smoked then drank the stuff the next day he passed

 

[urinmyrice]

all you can do is drink water and wait. sucks tho bro the school i will be going to does random drug test once a month....good thing its only a year long *sigh*


~dude

 

[youngcannabis]

it would help to know if your drug test is the simple, 5 tab probation dip test. Or if your piss is gettin sent to a lab. To pass my probation drug tests, i give myself 3 days abstinence, and about 4 hours before my test start drinkin water. between 2-4 gallons will work. 45 minutes before your drug test, drink a rockstar energy drink. get the 16oz or 24oz. This contains B vitamins that turn your piss yellow. This way whoever is giving you the test doesn't know your sample is dilluted to bloody hell. You basically just pissed straight water with too low of thc concentration to get picked up by the test, and they have no clue. this WILL work, for the dipstick tests. If your piss gets sent away, good luck, they can pick up small thc cannabanoids in ur tinkle. best of luck.

 

[hydronewbie]

I used The Stuff about a month ago when I had to go to court. Don't do it a day ahead because that just waste it. It gives you a 5 hour open window.. You drink it and a couple bottles of water 1 hour before your test. It will start to work after the one hour and any piss for the next 5 hours will be clean.. It also helps to eat light meals for the couple days before your test, no heavy steaks, burgers etc..

 

[KrazyAnneBanks]

i love california. everyone is stoned.

 

[DWR]

Apparently in order to begin my internship, I may have to pass a drug test. Do solutions like the stuff actually work??? If I test positive for weed, I get expelled from my college, a prestigious school in Pennsylvania. It is ridiculous that I can drink my liver away and act like a total asshole, but its a crime for me to smoke a blunt and play guitar or something. Please any help would be greatly appreciated.

loved the last part... and play my guitar ^^

Yeah excactly... Say to them okey.... i'll be drunk do u want that ?

Yeah sure.... fuck you ^^

There's stuff you can buy from a shop near me... you drink it and pee test is all clean.. go's for 50 bucks... for 5 drinks... !

PRetty damn good price for being allowed to smoke and pee and nothing ^^

 

[panhead]

I am in management with the company i work for & this company drug tests everybody,DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYBODY RECCOMENDING YOU DRINK SOME GOOP,it will not work & you will be fucked.!

Ive literaly seen hundreds of perople fail a drug screen over the years counting on that bullshit,its total garbage & not to be trusted.There will always be a few here & there that for some reason the shit works but for the most part it dont work.

Either get somebody who's clean to piss in a bottle for you or you can get this,its called the wizzinator,complete with clean urine.

Perfect for guy's on parole who's parole agent likes to look at their cock

The Original Whizzinator - PRODUCT - Pass Your Drug Test!

 

[Oisterboy]

I too vote for the "drink water and piss" solution. It worked for me...so, I can't knock it.

 

[anywhere311]

I too vote for the "drink water and piss" solution. It worked for me...so, I can't knock it.

same...

 

[Pizzzh]

i'm with the everyone else drink lots of water take some b vitamins

 

[Lacy]

Nah I wouldn't suggest saying that.

loved the last part... and play my guitar ^^

Yeah excactly... Say to them okey.... i'll be drunk do u want that ?

Yeah sure.... fuck you ^^

There's stuff you can buy from a shop near me... you drink it and pee test is all clean.. go's for 50 bucks... for 5 drinks... !

PRetty damn good price for being allowed to smoke and pee and nothing ^^

 

[jackonthebox]

fiber is what you need. and TONS of water. the fiber goes through your system and as its flushed through with the water it pulls toxins out of your body. Its tried and true for me 3 times. but hopefully you got at least 3-4 days. I know positively that it works.

you can get fiber solutions for old people to poop better or something. get that mix it with a large cup or water. down it. and keep drinking water. 2-3 cups of that solution a day.

 

[DWR]

Nah I wouldn't suggest saying that.

Just my opinion, you would live your life hiding from the reality... i dont ^^

Oh and i forgot to say... IF HE GETS COUGHT... IF !!!!! The big IF... ^^

 

[STLbuds]

the wizzanator is hilarious

 

[doxxxx]

HAHAHAHAHA........THE WIZZINATOR HAHAHAHA YOU DOPERS ARE TOO MUCH.

 

[heywhatsthatsmell]

there is this stuff called omni flush at gnc its like 2 pills and a shot if you take that and drink some water you'll piss neon green after a day it will be all clear and you'll beable to pass the test. Its worked for me and i smoke 3 days befor my test

 

[DWR]

HAHAHAHAHA........THE WIZZINATOR HAHAHAHA YOU DOPERS ARE TOO MUCH.

^^ arent you they guy thats good in bed stoned for 1h ?

rofl... your crazy yourself