The 10 Idiocies of Atheism
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Padawanbater2
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Trolls gonna troll
Leothwyn
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^^Yep. Perf420 pretty much sums it up.
bluewavexx
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Whos is he trying to convert? .... Be scared very scared because something might happen after you die, or you might get left behind.
nonfakename
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Besides everything else wrong with this "list" it's clearly padded to equal 10, for example, "The ninth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is no holidays.
Sorry April Fools Day does not count! LOL
The tenth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is they treat atheism like religion.
Don’t get me wrong guys. I’m not making fun of you because of your belief, I’m just saying your ideas can be just as seemingly stupid as OURS. Peace out! " (btw, that was the opening statement.) I guess christians love lists of 10, also, the use of big to small fonts give the illusion of listing a "main point" with "supporting details" under it, the way people are used to seeing arguements made on the internet, people just skimming through would just assume that these points are backed up by the following small text, giving the illusion of legitimacy even when they makes no more sense than saying "Dogs love chocolate!" followed by "The calories don't hurt dogs, and who wouldn't love a tasty treat to spice up the day? Don't you?" (fyi DON't give any dogs chocolate.) So it's seemingly intentionally deceptive as well as weak and nonsensicle. Oh, and there's one obvious thing no one seems to have said about why evolution seems inconsistent, even if it's not, and that is that maybe evolution isn't done yet? Actually that goes without saying, by nature evolution is a constantly adapting force of nature, or, part of life. Why do you think germs develop resistance to drugs? Evolution. Specifically, a survival adaptation solidified into the dna of the next generation. And yes, there are many things humans have picked up from other animals in nature, I recently saw on an episode of nature, or maybe scientific american frontiers, that bird language and calls may have influenced our brains to develop deeper language skills a long time ago, simply by listening to them over time, not to mention our genetic relatives listening too, you know, the chimps. After all there's only a, what, 3% difference in our two species dna, so, is it really so hard to believe that over time, one would lead to another? Wolves being bred lead to dogs. Seriously. They chose wolves who didn't shy away from humans, or bite them, and bred them, the result is dogs. What is so hard to believe about the same thing happening to monkeys, or any other animal? New species of insects are discovered all the time, are you going to say they were always here? That none of them evolved?
I know you won't answer these questions honestly, and I don't care, you don't need to, these are simply facts with a question mark, the question being why can't you see what is in front of you? Actually that's not even in question, you're a jukebox hero, you've got stars in your eyes, playing the song of willful ignorance. Or maybe no one told you these things, because they want you to be a "good christian soldier," converting or killing any who don't accept a new personal savior, or at least spend hours reading his followers interpretation untill you are hypnotized. You are a tool of misinformation, regardless of your ability to see it. Does it feel good to be used even inneffectively?
P.S. this is much more long winded than I intended at the start. I know, I shouldn't even bother, he won't understand and will just say that I'm the one not understanding, SOP for crazies like this guy. But I had fun writing this. Read it, it's not bad.
Sorry April Fools Day does not count! LOL
The tenth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is they treat atheism like religion.
Don’t get me wrong guys. I’m not making fun of you because of your belief, I’m just saying your ideas can be just as seemingly stupid as OURS. Peace out! " (btw, that was the opening statement.) I guess christians love lists of 10, also, the use of big to small fonts give the illusion of listing a "main point" with "supporting details" under it, the way people are used to seeing arguements made on the internet, people just skimming through would just assume that these points are backed up by the following small text, giving the illusion of legitimacy even when they makes no more sense than saying "Dogs love chocolate!" followed by "The calories don't hurt dogs, and who wouldn't love a tasty treat to spice up the day? Don't you?" (fyi DON't give any dogs chocolate.) So it's seemingly intentionally deceptive as well as weak and nonsensicle. Oh, and there's one obvious thing no one seems to have said about why evolution seems inconsistent, even if it's not, and that is that maybe evolution isn't done yet? Actually that goes without saying, by nature evolution is a constantly adapting force of nature, or, part of life. Why do you think germs develop resistance to drugs? Evolution. Specifically, a survival adaptation solidified into the dna of the next generation. And yes, there are many things humans have picked up from other animals in nature, I recently saw on an episode of nature, or maybe scientific american frontiers, that bird language and calls may have influenced our brains to develop deeper language skills a long time ago, simply by listening to them over time, not to mention our genetic relatives listening too, you know, the chimps. After all there's only a, what, 3% difference in our two species dna, so, is it really so hard to believe that over time, one would lead to another? Wolves being bred lead to dogs. Seriously. They chose wolves who didn't shy away from humans, or bite them, and bred them, the result is dogs. What is so hard to believe about the same thing happening to monkeys, or any other animal? New species of insects are discovered all the time, are you going to say they were always here? That none of them evolved?
I know you won't answer these questions honestly, and I don't care, you don't need to, these are simply facts with a question mark, the question being why can't you see what is in front of you? Actually that's not even in question, you're a jukebox hero, you've got stars in your eyes, playing the song of willful ignorance. Or maybe no one told you these things, because they want you to be a "good christian soldier," converting or killing any who don't accept a new personal savior, or at least spend hours reading his followers interpretation untill you are hypnotized. You are a tool of misinformation, regardless of your ability to see it. Does it feel good to be used even inneffectively?
P.S. this is much more long winded than I intended at the start. I know, I shouldn't even bother, he won't understand and will just say that I'm the one not understanding, SOP for crazies like this guy. But I had fun writing this. Read it, it's not bad.
Luger187
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your reason for saying evolution is bullshit is that life isnt on any other planets in our solar system? r u fuckin kidding me?
please explain to me how life could possibly ever exist on jupiter
iNVESTIGATE
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Wait! He agreed that his belief is stupid!! haha we win. you lose.
And btw, what website did you take that from........................... lol ... the word of god . douche
And btw, what website did you take that from........................... lol ... the word of god . douche
iNVESTIGATE
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lol!!
ACTUALLY if you dont have your head in the religious sandpit and keep up to date w/ scientific discoveries YOU'D KNOW.. that we keep finding planet's that are in what we call the 'goldilocks zone'. Where a planet is in the same comfort zone so as to have all the essential foundational structures to support life.... like for intansce the planet Gliese 581 G .......................................................
upthearsenal
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Lol, don't mind him, his thread and ideas are a joke.
If anyone wants a good laugh you should watch this episode of Futurama:
http://futurama-stream.com/season-6/episode-9-a-clockwork-origin
It's really funny, mocks creationism, and won't disappoint, smoke a bowl and enjoy!
edit: I just realize it has subtitles in Russian or something, I'll find one that doesn't
If anyone wants a good laugh you should watch this episode of Futurama:
http://futurama-stream.com/season-6/episode-9-a-clockwork-origin
It's really funny, mocks creationism, and won't disappoint, smoke a bowl and enjoy!
edit: I just realize it has subtitles in Russian or something, I'll find one that doesn't
secretweapon
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http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=YFjoEgYOgRo
I'm amazed that dawkings had the patients to put up with this crazy bitch.
I'm amazed that dawkings had the patients to put up with this crazy bitch.
StonedPony
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uh secrweapon not sure if you checked your url you posted but im fucking dying here lol It toke me to pauls sighte.......DAILY TOKEN lol a weed site on Youtube ROFL not laughing at you secret just laughing at Token Daily being in the URL lol
incognegro999
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You guys should watch Bill Mahers religious special. I could not stop laughing. Definitely a must see.
OP religion was just the first form of government. The craziest things people have done to each have been in the name of religion.
OP religion was just the first form of government. The craziest things people have done to each have been in the name of religion.
SmokeyMcSmokester
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religion was created as the first from of government...when the majority of the population were illiterate. They needed something to believe in, to keep order..now its just gotten out of hand.
geewhizimtheshiz
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I was Pentecostal for nearly 19 years...so fucking thankful I warped my mind out of that bullshit.
Tenner
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The first idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me is that Christians are the cause of all wars. LOL
I disagree, the reason of all wars is our own primitive brains. Religgeon isn`t the reason of this but rather a big opportunity for wars to take place, hence it cannot be blamed. We have egos since primeval days to steal food and women off each other so the fittest passes on their genes for the species sake.
The second idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me is 2 hard to have faith! LOL
Same as the topic of creation
The Third idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is they want proof of the trinity:
Your going against the rules of physics there and thats not going to work... Stories 2000 years ago dont prove anything!! for all i know those guys were smoking joints and laughing as they wrote the bible (no blasphemy intended)
The Forth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is that evolution proves it! LOL
It proves a lot to me.. We are brought to life by the phenomenon of evolution. An experiment was conducted where electricity was passed into a similar "soup of life" which evolutionist say created us with a bolt of lightning. After some time of passing electricity they found out complex chemicals begin to form such as aminoacids and other organic compounds. The reason life exists is because these organic compounds combined to create a very simple mechanism which could replicate and it all moved on from that point. Its inevitable when i think about this.
And whats the bible say, or maybe in fact, the person who you seem to FIRMLY belive was sent by god, that he just created us? Evolution is a better theory thanks.
The Fifth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is no concept of creation
The concept of creation, is brought around by the concept of nothing. The word "nothing" was first used maybe to indicate there was nothing in an empty cave or glass and it was wrong as there was air in the room/glass. What im trying to say is that we have a firm bonding to the word nothing, and it didnt even have logical foundations in the first place!! Thats a concept we created and it doesnt have to be applicable to the universe. Maybe everything always existed and always will and thats a fact?
The sixth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is propaganda crutches
Dont feel the need to argue this one
The sevenths idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is spirits are not real:
I would argue its an idiocy to so eagerly belive this. Why doesnt anyone put CCTV in the bulding and find out what the hell is going on rather than get all paranoid and supersticious and say there are spirits. I think thats because it always suits an idividual to have faith as its "ego food". I`m going to exist forever and go to heaven and all the wrong doers which didnt get punished in life will get it in hell!! I bloody wish that was true.
The eight idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is lying to support their cause...
"These family trees that they put in the textbooks are pure propaganda. There is not one shred of scientific evidence for any of them" Are you suggesting a book written 2000 years ago with no proof and no science should take their place?
The ninth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is no holidays.
We have all our national holidays created by all those years everyone belived in god. No ones going to change that so chill out.
The tenth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is they treat atheism like religion.
I dont think its a religgeon unless we are calling "the lack of religgeon" a religgeon. So thats the only thing i agree with u have said.
Some other shit on this matter:
Concider the time when robotics will advance to the point where we are able to have self concious robots with biologically grown microprocessors. Once they are clever/cleverer than us, it will prove that humans are just natural kinds of robots which have no soul or spirit.
Look at the way humans ask questions, there is always another question to follow an answer, say if we kept saying "why?". Its an endless cycle and flaw of logical thinking. By looking at this system, there will never be a final answer. Even if we have a unified theory of everything in science, we could ask why that theory is there? And for the answer we can ask another question and so on going nowhere. Now god is an answer which blocks all other further questions because he is the "one and only" and always was there. Well maybe everything around you was always there, too hard to accept?
Religgeon is nothing but a clever way to block the infinite questioning of logic and convince us we have the answer which we never will....
I guess the concept of god for me is just all the things that exist around me.. Not some one and only magical being with a warm heaven set out to me, nah. Its all going to go black and cold one day and everything i do is for no reason.
Seriously, i could go on all day lol
I disagree, the reason of all wars is our own primitive brains. Religgeon isn`t the reason of this but rather a big opportunity for wars to take place, hence it cannot be blamed. We have egos since primeval days to steal food and women off each other so the fittest passes on their genes for the species sake.
The second idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me is 2 hard to have faith! LOL
Same as the topic of creation
The Third idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is they want proof of the trinity:
Your going against the rules of physics there and thats not going to work... Stories 2000 years ago dont prove anything!! for all i know those guys were smoking joints and laughing as they wrote the bible (no blasphemy intended)
The Forth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is that evolution proves it! LOL
It proves a lot to me.. We are brought to life by the phenomenon of evolution. An experiment was conducted where electricity was passed into a similar "soup of life" which evolutionist say created us with a bolt of lightning. After some time of passing electricity they found out complex chemicals begin to form such as aminoacids and other organic compounds. The reason life exists is because these organic compounds combined to create a very simple mechanism which could replicate and it all moved on from that point. Its inevitable when i think about this.
And whats the bible say, or maybe in fact, the person who you seem to FIRMLY belive was sent by god, that he just created us? Evolution is a better theory thanks.
The Fifth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is no concept of creation
The concept of creation, is brought around by the concept of nothing. The word "nothing" was first used maybe to indicate there was nothing in an empty cave or glass and it was wrong as there was air in the room/glass. What im trying to say is that we have a firm bonding to the word nothing, and it didnt even have logical foundations in the first place!! Thats a concept we created and it doesnt have to be applicable to the universe. Maybe everything always existed and always will and thats a fact?
The sixth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is propaganda crutches
Dont feel the need to argue this one
The sevenths idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is spirits are not real:
I would argue its an idiocy to so eagerly belive this. Why doesnt anyone put CCTV in the bulding and find out what the hell is going on rather than get all paranoid and supersticious and say there are spirits. I think thats because it always suits an idividual to have faith as its "ego food". I`m going to exist forever and go to heaven and all the wrong doers which didnt get punished in life will get it in hell!! I bloody wish that was true.
The eight idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is lying to support their cause...
"These family trees that they put in the textbooks are pure propaganda. There is not one shred of scientific evidence for any of them" Are you suggesting a book written 2000 years ago with no proof and no science should take their place?
The ninth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is no holidays.
We have all our national holidays created by all those years everyone belived in god. No ones going to change that so chill out.
The tenth idiocy of atheism that they all show on to me, is they treat atheism like religion.
I dont think its a religgeon unless we are calling "the lack of religgeon" a religgeon. So thats the only thing i agree with u have said.
Some other shit on this matter:
Concider the time when robotics will advance to the point where we are able to have self concious robots with biologically grown microprocessors. Once they are clever/cleverer than us, it will prove that humans are just natural kinds of robots which have no soul or spirit.
Look at the way humans ask questions, there is always another question to follow an answer, say if we kept saying "why?". Its an endless cycle and flaw of logical thinking. By looking at this system, there will never be a final answer. Even if we have a unified theory of everything in science, we could ask why that theory is there? And for the answer we can ask another question and so on going nowhere. Now god is an answer which blocks all other further questions because he is the "one and only" and always was there. Well maybe everything around you was always there, too hard to accept?
Religgeon is nothing but a clever way to block the infinite questioning of logic and convince us we have the answer which we never will....
I guess the concept of god for me is just all the things that exist around me.. Not some one and only magical being with a warm heaven set out to me, nah. Its all going to go black and cold one day and everything i do is for no reason.
Seriously, i could go on all day lol
Green Inferno
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And here you are again picking on Atheists. How many threads do you need to show people you are a Christian that thinks atheists are wrong?
Leothwyn
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I can't imagine that he actually expects to convert anyone. Especially when his points never seem to be thought out much. Look at the first one:
A) Atheists claim that christians cause all wars. (Never heard an atheist claim such a thing, just that they cause a lot of them.)
B) Some random christian guy helps people with drug problems.
C) End of argument.
That makes absolutely no sense. What's the connection?
As I said in another of this kid's many threads on the subject... I think that deep down he has some doubts about his blind faith in magic zombie spirits, and he's here trying to reassure himself that his beliefs aren't foolish. Really, if he was secure in his beliefs would he need to repeat them to everyone around... over and over and over?
