So Those People That Knock On Your Door

[KlosetKing]

Well growing up as a Jehovah's Witness I think I can shed some light on these issues peeps. Not one anymore, but I was what the JW's call a pioneer, going door to door 70hrs a month or more. then you go to school to be better at it. But anyways:



Wouldn't deter any witness that was doing what they were suppose to do, They however do follow what the bible says "Men not to lay with men" etc etc.

Mormons are HARDCORE anti gay tho, however they go do there 2 years preaching service with 2 guys only lol, they get supplied a house that they live together in hehe. They also get a car that can only have a certain amount of miles put on it that's why you see them on bikes all the time. (Other denominations could be different though).



Wasn't mormons then, Mormons go out as 2 men only, might be a different denomination again, but have never heard of mormon females going out to preach. Prolly was JW's and i woulda punched ya in the face lol.



Whomever was in there with ya, be it mormon or JW's, they obviously haven't studied there shit enough to talk with you. Also, as JW's we ALWAYS bring discussions to the bible and tell you to show us where in the bible it is that you got your point from. And if you some how DO come up with something they don't know about, which obviously happened, JW's should leave you a card with their name on it and a time to return with the answer after research has been done.



Lol, You wouldn't believe how many guns, threats, slammed doors etc i received growing up, seriously effed me up as a kid lol. But ya, what I learned most was that if you don't make it personal and get the views of what people think then most people aren't going to listen to you which. obviously, the people arent doing it they leave as soon as you speak about yer veiws. Mormons are there for one reason, do stuff for you, lawn mowed, help with groceries etc, to get on your good side so you'll take their book of mormon and hopefully study with them.



Ya, JWs are taught not to go anywhere near No Soliciting and No Trespassing signs, however some don't care about em and give the rest of the JW's bad juju, I have no idea if mormons go beyond those signs tho. I personally have never gone to a door with any of those signs



I would have liked that Woulda asked you what you thought about John 3:16 and then asked that if you do think he is your Savior then you would agree with John 17:3 and you read the bible every day? Then would proceed to ask if you would like to read the bible together, we could use your bible if you are comfortable and have discussions about anything you wish to talk about. Pwnd! lol jk jk

Any other questions i can answer them for you, again I haven't really been a JW for almost 6 years now, but that's something you never really forget.

Hahaha you'd punch me in the face would you? Whatever, go crawl under a rock with the rest of your JW friends. Btw, they WERE mormons, this is a fact. So now that you've jumped in, told me what it 'truly was' ,and then told me you'd punch me, you can crawl back under that rock with style.

I think you joined the wrong thread here man, no one is going to side with you except for Weed4Cash, and that's like saying you have the entire Special Olympics backing you up.

P.S. I whole heartedly invite you and your wife to come knock on my fuckin' door. Ill eye fuck her for a solid ten minutes, then shove a hot poker in your goddamn eye. Doesn't keep me out of anywhere, but explain that 'punch in the face' when you get to god for me.

 

[DelSlow]

About 2 minutes in he had enough of me eyefucking his wife and they left. Pretty funny shit.

You should have started the conversation with "tits or gtfo".

 

[Slojo69]

Hahaha you'd punch me in the face would you? Whatever, go crawl under a rock with the rest of your JW friends. Btw, they WERE mormons, this is a fact. So now that you've jumped in, told me what it 'truly was' ,and then told me you'd punch me, you can crawl back under that rock with style.

I think you joined the wrong thread here man, no one is going to side with you except for Weed4Cash, and that's like saying you have the entire Special Olympics backing you up.

P.S. I whole heartedly invite you and your wife to come knock on my fuckin' door. Ill eye fuck her for a solid ten minutes, then shove a hot poker in your goddamn eye. Doesn't keep me out of anywhere, but explain that 'punch in the face' when you get to god for me.

Well considering you only took Half of what i said in my responses to use in your comment I'd say you were a hopeless cause and would move on past knocking on your door again. For one, I said I haven't been a part of the JW community for almost 6 years, so ya, I'd punch you in the face The mormon thing (again like was said in my comment) might have been a different denomination, but i personally have never heard of mormon females going door to door. You obviously are in an area that I've never been too, so read up on my comment again and fuck off on that. As far as people not siding with me, that was not my point, I was shedding light to the other side of the story here. So as for me personally? I could give to rats asses who you eye fuck, my wife is fucking hot I wouldn't blame ya, you'd still have a broken nose, but at least you went out getting a woody from a hottie

 

[Gastanker]

I love these people. I generally invite them in and then light one up in front of them as we talk about divinity and spirituality. I like to use my knowledge of the bible, Rigveda, Koran, Bhagavad Gita, and the hallucinatory substances that the early Hebrews were fond of to really freak them out and confuse them.

Did you know the burning bush was most likely due to ingestion of amanita muscaria?

They tend to be a bit dull but my god are they the nicest people.

 

[KlosetKing]

Well considering you only took Half of what i said in my responses to use in your comment I'd say you were a hopeless cause and would move on past knocking on your door again. For one, I said I haven't been a part of the JW community for almost 6 years, so ya, I'd punch you in the face The mormon thing (again like was said in my comment) might have been a different denomination, but i personally have never heard of mormon females going door to door. You obviously are in an area that I've never been too, so read up on my comment again and fuck off on that. As far as people not siding with me, that was not my point, I was shedding light to the other side of the story here. So as for me personally? I could give to rats asses who you eye fuck, my wife is fucking hot I wouldn't blame ya, you'd still have a broken nose, but at least you went out getting a woody from a hottie

HAHAHA ya, and hot wives is about the only thing you JW's ever got right. So tell me, how did you convince your hot wife to stick around with someone who fell for the great gag that is the JW faith anyways? Or is she just REALLY hot and REALLY dumb?

People wont agree with you because you, much like members of every other religion in the US (and world), people are starting to realize they are no longer the majority. Let me make this VERY clear. You, YOU, are the MINORITY now. Your backwards views, your closed-minded attitudes, homophobia's and religious pressures.

Frankly it doesn't matter if it was 6 years ago or now does it? You fell for the great gag. You became their door to door salesman, and embraced all of their traits, good and bad (i wont get into the stupidity of thinking the whole 'golden plate' story made sense, @ least most other religions have the excuse of TIME to blame their inaccuracies on). For me, embracing such nonsense is a very testament to both your character and judgement.

 

[KlosetKing]

you'd still have a broken nose, but at least you went out getting a woody from a hottie

And what ever happened to turning the other cheek anyways? Fuck i didn't even say anything all that bad aside from eyefucking (the eyepoking comment came AFTER you said youd hit me btw), and you gotta roll out the violence? Did you keep ANY morals that they taught you? Or when you doubted yourself and your faith, did you decide that it wasn't a full on coward move until you actually abandoned the few good things they actually teach?

Your a wonderful example of anyone out of any church anywhere. "I cant convince him of my way, so ill HIT HIM!".

Coward.

 

[Slojo69]

HAHAHA ya, and hot wives is about the only thing you JW's ever got right. So tell me, how did you convince your hot wife to stick around with someone who fell for the great gag that is the JW faith anyways? Or is she just REALLY hot and REALLY dumb?

People wont agree with you because you, much like members of every other religion in the US (and world), people are starting to realize they are no longer the majority. Let me make this VERY clear. You, YOU, are the MINORITY now. Your backwards views, your closed-minded attitudes, homophobia's and religious pressures.

Frankly it doesn't matter if it was 6 years ago or now does it? You fell for the great gag. You became their door to door salesman, and embraced all of their traits, good and bad (i wont get into the stupidity of thinking the whole 'golden plate' story made sense, @ least most other religions have the excuse of TIME to blame their inaccuracies on). For me, embracing such nonsense is a very testament to both your character and judgement.

Wow, your stupidity amazes me, for one, JW's have BEEN the minority since the beginning of time. You can blubber all this nonsense all you want, yer just going to sound more and more like a moron. You have no insight on anything JW or mormon for that matter. Great scheme of being a sales man. You obviously don't know the first thing about why religions go door to door. There may be some religions that DO go door to door asking you to buy their shit, which might be more common than i think. But JW's will never ask for a dime.

And again I personally do not follow anything biblical, religious, political or anything that I don't find to my liking anymore. I live my life how I feel I should without any type of orginization telling me how. You can call me a JW all you want, doesn't prove anything cept for the fact that you don't read the other side of the argument. Which is prolly why you automatically close you mind to other opinions when they come to your door and resort to being retard. You can spit out all yer "They have backwards views, they are close minded, homophobes (which I am to be honest, not due to JW's though ) etc etc. You can be speaking for every other religion out there if you want, but you haven't given one example or proof of yer alligations one bit. I can dust off my old arguing the bible skills if you want though.

Side note, I have talked with people that came to my door all the time and for the most part people are very nice and I have decent convo's with them because at one time I shared the same experiences they are having now. And most people that come to your door are actually pretty open and like talking about all kinds of religious things. So I don't know why you have such a hatred for these people, but you have some issues that need to be fixed my friend.

 

[Slojo69]

And what ever happened to turning the other cheek anyways? Fuck i didn't even say anything all that bad aside from eyefucking (the eyepoking comment came AFTER you said youd hit me btw), and you gotta roll out the violence? Did you keep ANY morals that they taught you? Or when you doubted yourself and your faith, did you decide that it wasn't a full on coward move until you actually abandoned the few good things they actually teach?

Your a wonderful example of anyone out of any church anywhere. "I cant convince him of my way, so ill HIT HIM!".

Coward.

Again, I don't care what it was that religions believed in, I don't live my life as such any more and you WOULD end up with a woody (from my hotti wife) and a broken nose. I'm not sure how to make this any clearer? I was a JW, am not a part of their orginazation anymore ...

 

[KlosetKing]

Wow, your stupidity amazes me, for one, JW's have BEEN the minority since the beginning of time. You can blubber all this nonsense all you want, yer just going to sound more and more like a moron. You have no insight on anything JW or mormon for that matter. Great scheme of being a sales man. You obviously don't know the first thing about why religions go door to door. There may be some religions that DO go door to door asking you to buy their shit, which might be more common than i think. But JW's will never ask for a dime.

Umm, they don't need to ask me to buy something to be a salesman. Your selling the religion, and arguing on that point (on your behalf) would be moot. You don't need to be asking me for money to be 'selling' me something.

And again I personally do not follow anything biblical, religious, political or anything that I don't find to my liking anymore. I live my life how I feel I should without any type of orginization telling me how. You can call me a JW all you want, doesn't prove anything cept for the fact that you don't read the other side of the argument. Which is prolly why you automatically close you mind to other opinions when they come to your door and resort to being retard. You can spit out all yer "They have backwards views, they are close minded, homophobes (which I am to be honest, not due to JW's though ) etc etc. You can be speaking for every other religion out there if you want, but you haven't given one example or proof of yer alligations one bit. I can dust off my old arguing the bible skills if you want though.

Your a backwards viewed, close minded homophobe (admitted), and you are trying to defend yourself? This sentence alone makes me wonder why im even typing this? Fuck, your turning me into a troll. I don't need evidence dude, you just provided it for me.

Side note, I have talked with people that came to my door all the time and for the most part people are very nice and I have decent convo's with them because at one time I shared the same experiences they are having now. And most people that come to your door are actually pretty open and like talking about all kinds of religious things. So I don't know why you have such a hatred for these people, but you have some issues that need to be fixed my friend.

Never said that i hated them, and i especially never said they weren't nice. Granted, i don't PERSONALLY think its nice to solicit your religion on others door to door everyday because your 'forced to' by your denomination, All i did, was tell you exactly how i dealt with the last door knocker i got. I wasn't hateful, i didn't polish guns, and i didn't threaten them. I merely made them JUST AS UNCOMFORTABLE as i was.

Through all your paragraphs there, you actually didn't have a SINGLE valid argument. Better start dusting off the old 'bible defense arguments' cuz so far, your logic is failing miserably.

For those others out there still laughing at all this (hopefully as much as i am), hers a hilarious article i happen to cross today that coincidentally lines up with this....

Things Famous People Have Said About Mormons. My favorite being, Abraham Lincoln “You go back and tell Brigham Young that if he will let me alone I will let him alone.” (and please, don't try to 'teach' me the differences between the LDS and JW's, im aware, its just funny).

 

[djruiner]

must every thread on this site be the internet equivalent of teenage girls slapping each other? its like watching the 3 stooges just less entertaining.

 

[Slojo69]

Your a backwards viewed, close minded homophobe (admitted), and you are trying to defend yourself? This sentence alone makes me wonder why im even typing this? Fuck, your turning me into a troll. I don't need evidence dude, you just provided it for me.

How was ANY of what was said right there (in my comment) backwards or close minded? Close minded would be "Fuck off you're wrong, I'm right, dont care what you say" or "I don't need evidence dude" You ARE a troll man, sorry to burst that bubble. I simply offered the other side of the story and besides saying what i would do to someone eye fucking my wife, did it without trying to offend anyone. It's funny how out of my comment to your original post you only took out of it "I'd punch you in the face" and "That wasn't mormons".

I am homophobic due to the fact that gay guys seem to think I'm gay as well, I guess it's my boyish features lol, but whatever. I've been hit on quite aggressively and it sends me into a panic attack of sorts, no clue why, but it just makes my skin crawl. I don't care if you are gay, that's your own business, just keep it away from me.

Umm, they don't need to ask me to buy something to be a salesman. Your selling the religion, and arguing on that point (on your behalf) would be moot. You don't need to be asking me for money to be 'selling' me something.

Never said that i hated them, and i especially never said they weren't nice. Granted, i don't PERSONALLY think its nice to solicit your religion on others door to door everyday because your 'forced to' by your denomination, All i did, was tell you exactly how i dealt with the last door knocker i got. I wasn't hateful, i didn't polish guns, and i didn't threaten them. I merely made them JUST AS UNCOMFORTABLE as i was.

Through all your paragraphs there, you actually didn't have a SINGLE valid argument. Better start dusting off the old 'bible defense arguments' cuz so far, your logic is failing miserably.

So going door to door to do what the bible says to do, "Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit,teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded YOU. And, look! I am with YOU all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.” Matthew 28:18. They are doing what they believe in. They feel they need to spread the word of god to everyone in order to save their life. Wether or not you believe in that or not, that is why they do it. they are not "forced" to do anything. There are TONS of JW's that do not go out, they are just what they call "inactive"

All in all, you don't have to threaten, yell, or make JW's uncomfortable to make them go away or most people that come to your door for that matter, a simple "Not interested" will get you through til the next one lol.

As far as making a valid argument, I haven't really been argueing to be honest, been more on the explainitive side, which was the whole point of my original comment, minus the whole broken nose with a woody comments. You also haven't provided me anything to argue with until this last comment of yours saying they are "forced" to go door to door. No need to argue about your other comment's of being close minded and what not, I'll listen to anything you have to say and discuss it with the greates open mind you've ever seen. But when you start off saying things like:

"Hahaha you'd punch me in the face would you? Whatever, go crawl under a rock with the rest of your JW friends. Btw, they WERE mormons, this is a fact. So now that you've jumped in, told me what it 'truly was' ,and then told me you'd punch me, you can crawl back under that rock with style.

I think you joined the wrong thread here man, no one is going to side with you except for Weed4Cash, and that's like saying you have the entire Special Olympics backing you up.

P.S. I whole heartedly invite you and your wife to come knock on my fuckin' door. Ill eye fuck her for a solid ten minutes, then shove a hot poker in your goddamn eye. Doesn't keep me out of anywhere, but explain that 'punch in the face' when you get to god for me"

Kinda makes anyone stand offish and think that you are indeed a troll and have no interest in having an ACTUAL arguement, debate or discussion.

 

[KlosetKing]

must every thread on this site be the internet equivalent of teenage girls slapping each other? its like watching the 3 stooges just less entertaining.

No one made you join or read the thread man. Your here of your own accord.

How was ANY of what was said right there (in my comment) backwards or close minded? Close minded would be "Fuck off you're wrong, I'm right, dont care what you say" or "I don't need evidence dude" You ARE a troll man, sorry to burst that bubble. I simply offered the other side of the story and besides saying what i would do to someone eye fucking my wife, did it without trying to offend anyone. It's funny how out of my comment to your original post you only took out of it "I'd punch you in the face" and "That wasn't mormons".

I am homophobic due to the fact that gay guys seem to think I'm gay as well, I guess it's my boyish features lol, but whatever. I've been hit on quite aggressively and it sends me into a panic attack of sorts, no clue why, but it just makes my skin crawl. I don't care if you are gay, that's your own business, just keep it away from me.



So going door to door to do what the bible says to do, "Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit,teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded YOU. And, look! I am with YOU all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.” Matthew 28:18. They are doing what they believe in. They feel they need to spread the word of god to everyone in order to save their life. Wether or not you believe in that or not, that is why they do it. they are not "forced" to do anything. There are TONS of JW's that do not go out, they are just what they call "inactive"

All in all, you don't have to threaten, yell, or make JW's uncomfortable to make them go away or most people that come to your door for that matter, a simple "Not interested" will get you through til the next one lol.

As far as making a valid argument, I haven't really been argueing to be honest, been more on the explainitive side, which was the whole point of my original comment, minus the whole broken nose with a woody comments. You also haven't provided me anything to argue with until this last comment of yours saying they are "forced" to go door to door. No need to argue about your other comment's of being close minded and what not, I'll listen to anything you have to say and discuss it with the greates open mind you've ever seen. But when you start off saying things like:

"Hahaha you'd punch me in the face would you? Whatever, go crawl under a rock with the rest of your JW friends. Btw, they WERE mormons, this is a fact. So now that you've jumped in, told me what it 'truly was' ,and then told me you'd punch me, you can crawl back under that rock with style.

I think you joined the wrong thread here man, no one is going to side with you except for Weed4Cash, and that's like saying you have the entire Special Olympics backing you up.

P.S. I whole heartedly invite you and your wife to come knock on my fuckin' door. Ill eye fuck her for a solid ten minutes, then shove a hot poker in your goddamn eye. Doesn't keep me out of anywhere, but explain that 'punch in the face' when you get to god for me"

Kinda makes anyone stand offish and think that you are indeed a troll and have no interest in having an ACTUAL arguement, debate or discussion.

More nonsense man. A 'not interested' obviously DIDN'T work, and that's why i resorted to what i did. Plain and simple. Second, gays thinking your are gay isn't a reason to be homophobic, its a reason to address your physical attire and or mannerisms. Gays don't think im gay, so what signs are you showing? Possibly just incredibly effeminate mannerisms and too scared to recognize it, due to old stigmas and buried feelings about the religion that you were once a part of? Thats my guess.

Im not a troll, i simply love getting you up into arms about your beliefs, because the ONLY people on this PLANET that care THAT much about what others think about their beliefs are religious nuts! You are arguing, that's why you are still on the defensive. You aren't debating or discussing because, still, you haven't brought anything of actual worth to the table. Just more anecdotes and 'i woulds' and 'you shouldnts' just like normal.

I do hope you feel stand offish. If more people like you felt stand offish, more people like me wouldn't fucking despise you and yours the way we do.

 

[djruiner]

your right it is my choice...just like i choose to help people here...same as i choose to not be a prick just because i can

 

[KlosetKing]

your right it is my choice...just like i choose to help people here...same as i choose to not be a prick just because i can

yep, and i help people here too, and im not just a prick because i can be either.

in fact, hes the prick. HE is the one that joined a thread then multiquoted everyone in the thread to clarify how 'he isnt one of the ones we all have had experiences with'.

Hes a sheep who jumped into a pack of wolves then cried foul when one of the wolves started drooling. I didn't go running into his flock, so how am I the prick?

 

[Slojo69]

No one made you join or read the thread man. Your here of your own accord.



More nonsense man. A 'not interested' obviously DIDN'T work, and that's why i resorted to what i did. Plain and simple. Second, gays thinking your are gay isn't a reason to be homophobic, its a reason to address your physical attire and or mannerisms. Gays don't think im gay, so what signs are you showing? Possibly just incredibly effeminate mannerisms and too scared to recognize it, due to old stigmas and buried feelings about the religion that you were once a part of? Thats my guess.

Im not a troll, i simply love getting you up into arms about your beliefs, because the ONLY people on this PLANET that care THAT much about what others think about their beliefs are religious nuts! You are arguing, that's why you are still on the defensive. You aren't debating or discussing because, still, you haven't brought anything of actual worth to the table. Just more anecdotes and 'i woulds' and 'you shouldnts' just like normal.

I do hope you feel stand offish. If more people like you felt stand offish, more people like me wouldn't fucking despise you and yours the way we do.

Well, I'm not gay, don't act gay, don't talk gay. I might just be attractive to them and they are taking a shot. Your reason is not the only reason there is. Your reason is to try an belittle and make me look like the bad guy, which isnt working my friend. It has happened about 2 or 3 times and I have no clue why it happened. One time was at work and a guest came into the hotel and sat in the lobby chit chatting, talked about our jobs, talked about college, even told him about my kids and my, now, ex wife. Still ended up confessing he was gay and wanted to go on a date while he was in town. So don't say that was me putting out signals, or having on attire that would make people assume i was gay. I was in my uniform which was a suit with black tie. Again yer trolling my friend, maybe unintentionally, but non the less, trolling. And successfully might I add, I could have walked away from this by now, but I'm bored and there ya go.

Debating and discussing envolves one side stating their point, the other side rebutting and stating there point. I have made all my points and all you have said is "You haven't said anything worth my while". My points:

1. JW's are not "forced" to do what they do, they are followin what they believe. My point was backed up by Matthew 28:18
2. Most people that come to your door are going to be nice enough that if you tell them you are not interested they WILL leave. If they don't then yes, you have the right to do what you have to to get them off your property.
3. Everyone has this messed up view of the JW world and I was offering the other side of the story for people and you started trolling right off the bat.

And lastly I kindly offered to answer any questions anyone had about this topic only to have you telling me to come on over so you can eye fuck my wife and shove a hot poker in my eye lol. How is that not trolling?

yep, and i help people here too, and im not just a prick because i can be either.

in fact, hes the prick. HE is the one that joined a thread then multiquoted everyone in the thread to clarify how 'he isnt one of the ones we all have had experiences with'.

Hes a sheep who jumped into a pack of wolves then cried foul when one of the wolves started drooling. I didn't go running into his flock, so how am I the prick?

I never cried foul sir ... where are you getting this? I AM calling you out though with all this bullshit of you saying everyone that comes to your door is close minded when you have done nothing but try and belittle me and tell me the what i was a part of was something i was forced to do and made me this way and that, when you know absolutely nothing about that whole world. You my friend are the close minded, backwards viewed, trolling prick.

EDIT: And as for my not making any point of arguement, that was not my point of coming in here, to start arguements, however if you wish to discuss something that you are having an issue with, i would talk to you about it, but that's not your way is it? you'd rather just talk down to everyone and make them feel uncomfortable by eye fucking them. You are what's wrong with society my friend, not people that are trying to do what they think is right. People like you are the same people that are fighting AGAINST this world progressing into a peaceful, free world.

 

[KlosetKing]

You came in and tried to change the opinion of the majority of the thread (by mulitquoting and systematically saying in so many words 'wrong' to each one). I dunno how this makes me the troll and not you, but your the religious nut (and you guys are great at deflecting blame). So ill leave this to your backwards logic to figure out.

 

[cannabis420420]

Mormons, jehovas witness, christians they all go around asking if you would like to hear about the will of god or Mr. Jesus.

How do you feel about... oh lets say dosing someone without thier knowledge??

Because wouldnt it be possible to put on gloves dip/rub lsd on your gloves then shake their hand ? Yes no?

Just curious what you thought

sounds like a great idea LOL lmfao nice i say go for it just be careful

 

[Slojo69]

You came in and tried to change the opinion of the majority of the thread (by mulitquoting and systematically saying in so many words 'wrong' to each one). I dunno how this makes me the troll and not you, but your the religious nut (and you guys are great at deflecting blame). So ill leave this to your backwards logic to figure out.

lol how was what i said in that whole thread telling people that they are wrong! People said they put up no soliciting signs, I said JW's are told to not go to those doors, however some ignore those signs and still do which make the rest of the community look bad. I didn't say ANYTHING to say people were wrong. Even my response to your comment wasn't saying you were wrong. I said that I;ve never heard of female mormons going door to doo, HOWEVER it may be a different denomination that i haven't heard of. Which in this case it obviously was. And yes, I would punch any asshole in the face for making my wife uncomfortable, not sure how that makes me a coward though. And from the start i said I don't live by that set of rules, so to speak, anymore. So turn that other cheek, Ill smack the shit outta that one too

 

[Slojo69]

And comments like these are what make you the troll my friend, If you can't see this then I have lost faith in humanity

Hahaha you'd punch me in the face would you? Whatever, go crawl under a rock with the rest of your JW friends. Btw, they WERE mormons, this is a fact. So now that you've jumped in, told me what it 'truly was' ,and then told me you'd punch me, you can crawl back under that rock with style.

I think you joined the wrong thread here man, no one is going to side with you except for Weed4Cash, and that's like saying you have the entire Special Olympics backing you up.

P.S. I whole heartedly invite you and your wife to come knock on my fuckin' door. Ill eye fuck her for a solid ten minutes, then shove a hot poker in your goddamn eye. Doesn't keep me out of anywhere, but explain that 'punch in the face' when you get to god for me.

And what ever happened to turning the other cheek anyways? Fuck i didn't even say anything all that bad aside from eyefucking (the eyepoking comment came AFTER you said youd hit me btw), and you gotta roll out the violence? Did you keep ANY morals that they taught you? Or when you doubted yourself and your faith, did you decide that it wasn't a full on coward move until you actually abandoned the few good things they actually teach?

Your a wonderful example of anyone out of any church anywhere. "I cant convince him of my way, so ill HIT HIM!".

Coward.

HAHAHA ya, and hot wives is about the only thing you JW's ever got right. So tell me, how did you convince your hot wife to stick around with someone who fell for the great gag that is the JW faith anyways? Or is she just REALLY hot and REALLY dumb?

People wont agree with you because you, much like members of every other religion in the US (and world), people are starting to realize they are no longer the majority. Let me make this VERY clear. You, YOU, are the MINORITY now. Your backwards views, your closed-minded attitudes, homophobia's and religious pressures.

Frankly it doesn't matter if it was 6 years ago or now does it? You fell for the great gag. You became their door to door salesman, and embraced all of their traits, good and bad (i wont get into the stupidity of thinking the whole 'golden plate' story made sense, @ least most other religions have the excuse of TIME to blame their inaccuracies on). For me, embracing such nonsense is a very testament to both your character and judgement.

Your a backwards viewed, close minded homophobe (admitted), and you are trying to defend yourself? This sentence alone makes me wonder why im even typing this? Fuck, your turning me into a troll. I don't need evidence dude, you just provided it for me.
Through all your paragraphs there, you actually didn't have a SINGLE valid argument. Better start dusting off the old 'bible defense arguments' cuz so far, your logic is failing miserably.

yep, and i help people here too, and im not just a prick because i can be either.

in fact, hes the prick. HE is the one that joined a thread then multiquoted everyone in the thread to clarify how 'he isnt one of the ones we all have had experiences with'.

Hes a sheep who jumped into a pack of wolves then cried foul when one of the wolves started drooling. I didn't go running into his flock, so how am I the prick?

You came in and tried to change the opinion of the majority of the thread (by mulitquoting and systematically saying in so many words 'wrong' to each one). I dunno how this makes me the troll and not you, but your the religious nut (and you guys are great at deflecting blame). So ill leave this to your backwards logic to figure out.

 

[KlosetKing]

And comments like these are what make you the troll my friend, If you can't see this then I have lost faith in humanity

MWuahahahaha....

The kettle says: "Look at how black you are Pot!". No one gives a shit what your small mind thinks of humanity, cuz most of humanity still believes that its people like you that holds it back. GL with your future delusions though.