Who Would Win In A Fight?

[puffenuff]

So I was baked the other day watching reruns of the deadliest warrior when I thought they should expand it out to other stuff besides just warriors. there also used to be a show that took the same concept but pitted animals against eachother...

So here's the first RIU deathmatch card:

Who would win in a fight, cheech or chong? And why?
Harold & kumar or james franco and seth rogan in pineapple express?

 

[jimmy jones]

I say cheech cause he's mexican. Prolly has a knife on him. Harold is chinese so he knows karate and sal is too stoned to fight. We saw dale put red through a wall.

 

[anonymuss]

pretty sure rogan and franco would have this since they portrayed a real dealer and smoker, not 2 homos that live off their rich parents and smoke weed sometimes and are too stupid to find a drive thru.

loved the movie though xD

 

[secretweapon]

Obama would destroy mccain then Sarah Palin would have a reality show about it.

 

[TigerClock]

Chong would of druged cheech before the fight so id say chong.

 

[anonymuss]

Obama would destroy mccain then Sarah Palin would have a reality show about it.

and aaaaand glenn beck would be like PEW PEW aaaand those liberal pussies would be like AHHHHHHH and we all watch american idol nekkid HEHEHEHE

 

[puffenuff]

Hahaha I was thinking chong too, he just looks like he'd choke the shit out of cheech with his drummer arms.

Im still debating the harold & kumar vs pineapple express matchup. I guess im leaning toward pineapple dudes even though franco doesn't look like he can fight for shit. Rogan is a big dude and could probably k.o. both dudes with a good punch.

Winners: chong and rogan/franco

 

[puffenuff]

Matchup #2 sounds like someone wanted politics so here we go:

George w bush vs sarah palin
Obama vs colin powell
bill clinton vs nixon

 

[bryon209]

chuck norris...the answer is always chuck norris

 

[VER D]

i got one Benjamen Franklin vs Abraham Lincoln vs George Washington vs Andrew Jackson its everyman for himself

i think id be a tie between cheech and chong and seth rogan looks like he could take on harold and kumar on his own and George dubyah would own palins ass(he looks like the type that would bring a weapon in) Collin Powell is bigger than Obama so i think he would win and Nixon is a cheater so of course he would win

 

[jimmy jones]

Abe lincoln was tall as hell. Prolly had a 3 foot reach. He would kick washingtons ass for sure.

 

[IAm5toned]

So I was baked the other day watching reruns of the deadliest warrior when I thought they should expand it out to other stuff besides just warriors. there also used to be a show that took the same concept but pitted animals against eachother...

So here's the first RIU deathmatch card:

Who would win in a fight, cheech or chong? And why?
Harold & kumar or james franco and seth rogan in pineapple express?

chong would win hands down. no contest.

 

[dannyboy602]

Samuel L Jackson will kick yo ass and recite bible verses verbatim. Nobody beats Sammy L.

 

[a dog named chico]

Chong over Cheech.

Franko and Rogan over Harold and Kumar (C'mon they killed so many people...but they didn't get a taste for it)

 

[a dog named chico]

Charlie Kelly (allways sunny) Vs. Dwight (the office)

 

[MediMary]

Fdd2blk vs. StonedPoney

 

[see4]

Charlie Sheen vs. Chuck Norris.

 

[a dog named chico]

Pony over FDD...i learned early on don't fuck with bikers
and of course Chuck Norris beats all....except Mr. T

 

[jimmy jones]

Hahaha yeah pony for sure. And charlie kelly over dwight. Chuck norris beats all. Chuck once did a round house kick so fast he broke the time space continuam and kicked amelia arhart in the face. Under his beard is not a chin, just another fist.

 

[puffenuff]

Haha some great responses so far...

Next up: willie nelson vs ozzy osbourne?