fucking neighbors

Total Head

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i live in "the hood". i accept that. there are a lot of reasons why a cannabis grower would choose a neighborhood like this to live in (i happen to know the landlord. bonus for me.) what i cannot accept is the douchebags that hang around in crowds of 5 and think they own the place. this next door was moving some peice of particle board desk thing and it collapsed on his front stairs. so what does he do? he throws them in my yard and says, "what the fuck are they going to do?". and the answer to that question is nothing, and that frosts my ass. there are way more of them than me and i'm not in the mood to stay up 24 hrs a day watching my shit. i just cleaned the yard yesterday. sure i could throw it back in their yard, sure i could do all sorts of shit, but for what? to have my tires slashed or my windows broken? i'm in full blown mode right now. someone help me figure out something cunty to do to these people that can't be traced back to me. at this point i don't care about my integrity. i just want them to suffer.
 

BoomerBloomer57

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They have kids?

Call CPS.

Meet some Hell's Angels and have em over for a party?

Don't call Mayor Antonio Villar. He'll probably want to know if there are any hot chicas around, come over and hang with his homies.

Just be careful of Karma. She has a way of biting back.


bb57
 

Total Head

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lol i would never call an authority especially with what i have going on. pretty sure the karma police wouldn't take kindly to that. interestingly i do know the landlord to that building but that's a bit obvious. i've already been accused of being a cop caller just because they know i know the landlord. if they only fucking knew. a tenant in that building got raided last month and i was shitting bricks because there were sniffing dogs ALL OVER the neighborhood.
 

Teejay13

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If you know the landlord start working on getting them evicted, I live in a duplex and got my landlord to kick out the people next door so I could get my brother to move in.
 

shrxhky420

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All you can do is document and/or sue their landlord for not keeping a peaceful living environment. In Cali you can sue the landlord (not your buddy) for $7500. I'm thinking about doing this with some section 8 motherfuckers selling drugs (not just smoke but smack too) and makin all kinds of noise and shit.
If you don't want to go that route puncture a small hole in his oil filter. The pressure will push the oil out sooner or later ceasing up the engine
 

BendBrewer

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Go to the pound and get the biggest meanest dog you can find. Tie it up to your porch on a long leash. Don't become attached to the dog. Repeat as needed.
 

BBYY

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i live in "the hood". i accept that. there are a lot of reasons why a cannabis grower would choose a neighborhood like this to live in (i happen to know the landlord. bonus for me.) what i cannot accept is the fucking douchebags that hang around in crowds of 5 and think they own the fucking place. this cuntfuck next door was moving some peice of shit particle board desk thing and it collapsed on his front stairs. so what does he do? he throws the fucking shit in my yard and says, "what the fuck are they going to do?". and the answer to that question is nothing, and that frosts my ass. there are way more of them than me and i'm not in the mood to stay up 24 hrs a day watching my shit. i just cleaned the fucking yard yesterday. sure i could throw it back in their yard, sure i could do all sorts of shit, but for what? to have my tires slashed or my windows broken? i'm in full blown cunt mode right now. someone help me figure out something cunty to do to these people that can't be traced back to me. at this point i don't care about my integrity. i just want them to suffer.
Kill em with kindness.
Go over express that you understand he got frustrated but you just cleaned our yard and if he can pick HIS trash up.
Chances are he will get nasty and be ready for this cause once he does, pull out the pistol , the again polity ask him to remove his trash.
 

MsBBB

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i live in "the hood". i accept that. there are a lot of reasons why a cannabis grower would choose a neighborhood like this to live in (i happen to know the landlord. bonus for me.) what i cannot accept is the fucking douchebags that hang around in crowds of 5 and think they own the fucking place. this cuntfuck next door was moving some peice of shit particle board desk thing and it collapsed on his front stairs. so what does he do? he throws the fucking shit in my yard and says, "what the fuck are they going to do?". and the answer to that question is nothing, and that frosts my ass. there are way more of them than me and i'm not in the mood to stay up 24 hrs a day watching my shit. i just cleaned the fucking yard yesterday. sure i could throw it back in their yard, sure i could do all sorts of shit, but for what? to have my tires slashed or my windows broken? i'm in full blown cunt mode right now. someone help me figure out something cunty to do to these people that can't be traced back to me. at this point i don't care about my integrity. i just want them to suffer.
Forget about them and what they did, no one was physically harmed and property was not damaged. You don't want to bring too much attention to yourself, especially since you are growing. If you start something with them where will it go, and in the end who has the most to lose? You did say there are more of them just hang around. Personally, I'd let the two landlords deal with it. When your landlord asks you about the trash in your yard let them know that it came from next door and you didn't think it was your responsilbilty to clean up trash that the neighbors threw out, that's it. Yeah you could start a scrap with them, but they sound like the type that would break into your place and steal what they wanted and trash the rest. If at all possible don't let them intimidate you, think about yourself first.
 

Total Head

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Arson. Set some shit on fire.
ironically this is exactly what i'm afraid of them doing. i did get the idea to put the shit on their porch and set it on fire but then i came back down to reality. i like the idea of suing the landlord for that peaceful living stuff, but i don't own the property. i've known my landlord for years but he's not the type of guy that likes to rock the boat because he's kind of a slum lord himself. he made it very clear to me when i moved in that he's not going to handle any neighbor drama unless there are police involved. i have it good here so i don't want to annoy him. i would love to punch a hole in his gas/oil tank but you would not believe the amount of surveillance cameras around here. i'm sure most of them are fake since nothing ever gets done about anything, but i don't know which ones work and which ones don't. i also don't really know who knows who and who might snitch. there is a snitch in the neighborhood but i don't know who it is.
 

Total Head

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Forget about them and what they did, no one was physically harmed and property was not damaged. You don't want to bring too much attention to yourself, especially since you are growing. If you start something with them where will it go, and in the end who has the most to lose? You did say there are more of them just hang around. Personally, I'd let the two landlords deal with it. When your landlord asks you about the trash in your yard let them know that it came from next door and you didn't think it was your responsilbilty to clean up trash that the neighbors threw out, that's it. Yeah you could start a scrap with them, but they sound like the type that would break into your place and steal what they wanted and trash the rest. If at all possible don't let them intimidate you, think about yourself first.

dammit i hate being reasoned with. haha really though you are right. you are totally 100% right. it's the principle involved that is eating my soul right now. it's the fact that i have to see these people a lot and they are thinking to themselves what a bitch i am, and i'm really in no position to do shit like you pointed out. i guess it builds character. not satisfying at all.
 

Corso312

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lol,it dont sound like you have it good there man, your neighbors walk on you and you are afraid to say shit.
 

Total Head

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lol,it dont sound like you have it good there man, your neighbors walk on you and you are afraid to say shit.
you haven't seen what i pay for rent ;-). off street parking, nice yard, dirt cheap rent, heat and hot water included, and i guarantee i have the nicest apartment in this whole god-forsaken place. this is the big city. you take what you can get when you can get it. i'm chuckling to myself at the "man up" comments. i take it you've never been to the hood with white skin? balls only get you so far. i just want anonymous revenge.
 

Corso312

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you haven't seen what i pay for rent ;-). off street parking, nice yard, dirt cheap rent, heat and hot water included, and i guarantee i have the nicest apartment in this whole god-forsaken place. this is the big city. you take what you can get when you can get it. i'm chuckling to myself at the "man up" comments. i take it you've never been to the hood with white skin? balls only get you so far. i just want anonymous revenge.
:lol::lol:..thanks for that laugh..i live on the south side of chicago..you are probably right, would not know what to do in the "hood" in the "big city":lol:...seriously you should just go over there with your stand up act and make them laugh their ass off man, they may just stop punking you out.. let me explain how things work..if you let someone punk you out and do nothing, i promise you it will continue to happen and the stakes will be raised each time, what if one of them dudes smells your crop and decides to take it..what are you going to do? you either man up or move out..this will not end well if you try the turn the other cheek method..you were tested and failed..get ready for the next test by this guy
 

Steve French

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Let me tell you a story. This drug dealer I know of gets into a fight at a bar. A stupid pointless drunken fight. They just can't let this go and be made to look like a pussy. So they attack the fucks again, get maced and beat with baseball bats. But no it don't stop there, now the other people have been disrespected and can't look like pussies who just let some fuckers go and attack them, so they kidnap and murder one of the drug dealers friends. There's a moral somewhere in there, other then that listening to rap music confuses white people into thinking they're "hard" and "gangstas".
 

Corso312

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gangster? nah man...but no punk . i do my own thing..if i were in his shoes i would have thrown that shit right back in his yard..if he said something i would tell him what was on my mind. if he was with 5 guys and jumped me and whooped my ass...i get my friends over to make shit right..that is just reality man. i think you telling him canadian fairy tales is not going to help
 

Total Head

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:lol::lol:..thanks for that laugh..i live on the south side of chicago..you are probably right, would not know what to do in the "hood" in the "big city":lol:...seriously you should just go over there with your stand up act and make them laugh their ass off man, they may just stop punking you out.. let me explain how things work..if you let someone punk you out and do nothing, i promise you it will continue to happen and the stakes will be raised each time, what if one of them dudes smells your crop and decides to take it..what are you going to do? you either man up or move out..this will not end well if you try the turn the other cheek method..you were tested and failed..get ready for the next test by this guy


allow me to explain. i'm not talking about a stranger wearing "thug apparrel". i'm talking about a group of "men" whom i have personally witnessed stab and bludgeon others because they thought they called the cops. they have gotten in brawls with the police with sticks and glass. they fucking beat the fuck out of each other when they get intoxicated because someone insulted their shoes. they are just a tad more hardcore than myself and i sincerely doubt they would "laugh about it" but i like your half-full attitude. i've stood up to my share of bullies and taken my lumps for it. that really has nothing to do with this situation.
 

shrxhky420

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I still say do the oil thing if cameras don't work Fuck it go for it... when they are working on the car strike up conversation, feel pity... strike up a jay of your shit you just grew (don't tell u grew)... bam, new friend
 
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