the republican plan for 2012
*make up unflattering names for obama such as 'obummer' and 'odumbass' to court the immature little shit vote.
*question president's birthplace (now replaced with question authenticity of various documents that prove his birthplace)
*keep screaming 'socialism' and 'redistributionist', ignore own socialism for the rich and reverse redistribution policies.
*call him uppity and question how he got into such nice colleges (affirmative action?) to court the subtle racism vote.
*keep a few fringe lunatics around saying nastier shit to court the not so subtle racist vote.
*question his religion to court the 'we do not know shit about the constitution but keep screaming about it' vote.
*revive 2008 smear campaign to court the sore loser vote.
*teabag the living daylights out of him.
*have glenn beck make fun of his kids to court the 'repugnant ugly asshole' vote
*willie horton!
*mischaracterize policies, positions, and accomplishments to court the 'irreparably ignorant' vote.
*willie horton!
*make fun of his stupid fucking dog.
*willie horton!
*realize coalition of ignorant, angry buffoons probably not effective strategy, attempt talking policy, fail miserably, revive coalition of the ignorant.
*willie horton!
*bring back joe the plumber?
*willie horton!