Need Help Involving Parents

[callmeking]

My sister the snitch that she is told on me saying that I spent my $200 bday money on weed which I did. What could I tell my mom I bought something I wouldnt have to show her is there anything? There is no point of saying its at a friends house because she will just drive me there to pick it up because she thinks I bought weed.

ANY SUGGESTIONS would be greatly appreciated need help she will prob be home in the next hr.

 

[Cearid]

dude, your fucked.

Tell her you got a hooker and she gave you herpes.
Tell her you got a "MOM" tattoo but need another $200 to get it finished. Oh and refuse to show her until it's done...

No, your fucked.

 

[callmeking]

dude, your fucked.

Tell her you got a hooker and she gave you herpes.
Tell her you got a "MOM" tattoo but need another $200 to get it finished. Oh and refuse to show her until it's done...

No, your fucked.

lol thanks anyway.

 

[shadymyster555]

Tell her you opened up a bank account. Or maybe that you got robbed? I don't know. You shouldn't be smoking weed if you are that young still living with the rents.

 

[Cearid]

agreed
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[callmeking]

Tell her you opened up a bank account. Or maybe that you got robbed? I don't know. You shouldn't be smoking weed if you are that young still living with the rents.

well its a little to late for that so I've been thinking of my own excuses and they all suck.

more suggestions plz.

 

[STLbuds]

don't lie, just tell them the truth. Never lie to the parents, not a good idea

 

[STLbuds]

how old is your sister. (Not trying to get her number) but if she is young you could say she is just mistaken and go borrow 2 hundered from a friend so you can show them that you have it

 

[Cearid]

tell your rents something worse about your sister.
i.e. you caught her huffing gas...

j/k don't do no dumb shit like that. STL's idea holds as the best so far.
Tell them you bought a super rare, really expensive comic book or some shit. Thats believable



Until she asks for the receipt anyway.

 

[callmeking]

My sister is 17 and smokes just always rats on me and my mom know she smokes but idk y she cares so much about me my sister smokes weed and cigs I just smoke weed. I play tennis so I was gunna say I bought a new racquet but I cant show her it or anything. I pretty much live at 1 of my friends house so I was gunna say I bought a TV or something over there but ya im probably just gunna tell her the truth.

 

[chiknmunky]

in the wise words of bender "you're boned"

 

[VanIsle420]

Originally posted by:Cearid
dude, your fucked.
Tell her you got a hooker and she gave you herpes.
Tell her you got a "MOM" tattoo but need another $200 to get it finished. Oh and refuse to show her until it's done...
No, your fucked.

Originally posted by:Cearid
tell your rents something worse about your sister.
i.e. you caught her huffing gas...
j/k don't do no dumb shit like that. STL's idea holds as the best so far.
Tell them you bought a super rare, really expensive comic book or some shit. Thats believable

Until she asks for the receipt anyway.

Bahahhaa now thats funny
havent laughed that hard on a thread in along time
cheers Cearid

 

[Cearid]

Glad I can help.

Laughter is a cure for everything...

 

[Moto329]

Just tell her you only spent $40 on weed cause you got a killer deal. Or tell her you got a crazy deal on an 0z of beasters and you flipped it that day and made another 200 on top of that... I dunno... I'd tell her you bought weed, but maybe not $200 worth.

You could argue buying bulk is smarter anyway... cheaper per gram...

 

[callmeking]

Im not going to be laughing when my dad finds out.
I was thinking of saying this
"mom its only fair I can smoke weed once in a while because you drink wine and go out and my sister smokes cigs weed and drinks and I dont smoke often"

but then she'll pull im over 21 and im allowed to drink then I will say weed dosnt do any harm then she will say but its still illegal and I will lose and be grounded =/.

 

[rezo]

get high and say fuk it its too late now.or you can act like a little bitch cry apologize and make up some depression shit. let us know how you do..

 

[callmeking]

Just tell her you only spent $40 on weed cause you got a killer deal. Or tell her you got a crazy deal on an 0z of beasters and you flipped it that day and made another 200 on top of that... I dunno... I'd tell her you bought weed, but maybe not $200 worth.

You could argue buying bulk is smarter anyway... cheaper per gram...

Ya I definatly dont wont 2 tell her I bought $200 worth of weed. i might say $50 weed $30 pizza and then im fucked.

 

[VanIsle420]

tell her at least im not smoking crack or sjooting herion

 

[shadymyster555]

Tell her you bought a racket online or you got an xbox 360 and are going to sell it and in turn make more money. or go suck some dick and get the 200 back

 

[callmeking]

Tell her you bought a racket online or you got an xbox 360 and are going to sell it and in turn make more money. or go suck some dick and get the 200 back

Hmm I think I got a plan.
Sorry mom I bought some weed but havnt smoked since friday when I bought it and I bought a little piece to smoke it out of so I wouldnt have to damage my lungs with tin foil. and the rest of the money I bought my g/f a present or it went to food. Im gunna tell my mom that I bought my g/f a designer purse. Hows that sound?