Renes Random Rambles!

[rene112388]

you are a beautiful person inside and out my dear Rene...excuse me but fuck your family and putting you down...you go girl
One lovE

Namaste'

Well thank you lumi! Haha no need to excuse yourself the family isn't the best certain one are ok...

there you go, get after it!!

"you want amount to shit"...watch me mother fuckers, cause someones gonna need to film this shit

Exactly! They talk behind my back I hear it just makes me try harder

i heard that family is supposed to help
unconditional love but then again mine has always been close

Haha oh mine appears close and in ways are but there is nothing unconditional about them I'm ok with it though just need away and I'm trying to arrange that

 

[NewClosetGrower]

This is gonna my fucking theme song next yeah when i finish school....Denver bound bitches!!!!!!

[video=youtube;fJ5IIDn_JXE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ5IIDn_JXE[/video]

sorry rene..heres the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJSuxWelk0s

 

[NewClosetGrower]

oh yeah i meant to show you guys this..

 

[rene112388]

Ncg that funny dude that made my sis laugh! She needed it!

 

[fabfun]

thats some funny shit how bout this

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Mexican Troops Killed Fighting Hybrid Marijuana Plant
by Dood Abides

An unidentified Mexican Army soldier removes the remains of a fellow soldier's uniform from a Cannabis Sativa-Audrey hybrid


Lazaro Cárdenas, Mexico (APE) - Three Mexican soldiers were killed early yesterday while attempting to eradicate an apparently new resistant hybrid cultivar of marijuana called "Cannabis Sativa-Audrey". The three soldiers names were not released pending notification of their relatives. They were all among a group of soldiers who were transported aboard helicopter gunships into the remote western state of Michoacan as part of new Mexican president Felipe Calderon's expanded war on drugs. The new plants now referred to as "Audreys" mature and propagate at an alarming rate, and seem to have stemmed from one common root system which has thus far been resistant to all pesticides, fire, and nuclear irradiation. United States DEA sources fear the possibility of this new highly potent form of marijuana literally creeping across the border by sometime next summer if it is not halted.

Mexican trooper sneaking up on an "Audrey" in the state of Michoacan


Mexican Army General Manuel Garcia spoke with reporters allowed to accompany the raid. "These plants really took us by surprise, and my profound sorrow goes out to the families of the three brave men who died today fighting them," said Garcia. "We had been responding to stories in this area of missing American DEA agents and farm animals and had assumed it had been as a result of drug traffickers, and now we have our answer."

Horticulturists were at a loss to explain how the incredibly adaptive hybridization of Cannabis Sativa-Audrey had been engineered. Some speculated a three way cross with kudzu, marijuana, and venus flytrap, but most agreed that the aggressivity and rapid self-pollenization of the plant was likely aided by swarms of killer bees which continue their inexorable march to the US border. Initial analysis of the THC content of the new plant revealed a potency far surpassing anything achieved to date in the US.

Troopers survey a previously eradicated field of Cannabis Sativa-Audrey























"For each Audrey that you are able to seemingly kill off hundreds of others crop up from the tendrils and rootlets left in the ground," said Garcia. "This is a disturbing development. In the past, drug cartels spent lots of money in order to secure and hide away their fields, but the Audrey removes that need. Traffickers have developed an almost symbiotic relationship with the plant. It seems to enjoy and prosper from frequent pruning of its highly potent leaves and an occasional blood meal."

"We are determined to shut down delinquency and stop crime in Mexico because it is endangering the lives of all Mexicans, of our families," said President Filipe Calderon. "With this new plant, unfortunately, we are neither winning nor losing the war on drugs."

oh yeah i meant to show you guys this..

 

[NewClosetGrower]

JUST GOT A FUCKING SEED FROM THE SOUR KUSH IVE HAD!!!!!! FUCK YEAH SON!!!!
Big black nasty tiger striped looking thing!!! hell yeah man, looking like i will be vegging this little guy in the tote. im debating if i should keep the tote rolling for a mother or try grumpy old dreamers method of making feminized seeds...if you guys havnt seen that you should check it out. the proof is in the pudding with it

https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/387589-producing-feminised-seeds-using-colloidal.html

 

[rene112388]

JUST GOT A FUCKING SEED FROM THE SOUR KUSH IVE HAD!!!!!! FUCK YEAH SON!!!!
Big black nasty tiger striped looking thing!!! hell yeah man, looking like i will be vegging this little guy in the tote. im debating if i should keep the tote rolling for a mother or try grumpy old dreamers method of making feminized seeds...if you guys havnt seen that you should check it out. the proof is in the pudding with it

https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/387589-producing-feminised-seeds-using-colloidal.html

Dude ncg that awesome! Man I have not seen that but will be looking at it

 

[rene112388]

Man I just found out schools here don't allow the kids to just run around the play ground and play they have stations and you are only allowed to be in your station unless the ball rolls out of the area fucking lame!

 

[mellokitty]

well, on the one hand, as a child who walked to school by myself starting in first grade and had the street lights as curfew, that IS lame.
on the other hand, with schools being as overpopulated as they are (less eyes to keep on the children), i probably wouldn't send my own kid to a school where they DIDn't supervise them even at lunch or recess. lunch hour at the local public elementary is like a smorgasbord for your local creep. it is a different world they're coming up in. (that said i'm hoping to sidestep the whole public school system altogether when our time comes)

case in point: i mentioned i used to walk to school (just over 2 blocks)? my niece goes to the same school now, and there's an onsite daycare now, across the field from the school building, where one of the portables used to be. the children aren't allowed to go from the school building to the daycare unchaperoned. literally across the soccer field, you don't even have to leave school grounds. the truly sad part is that as a parent, i don't blame any of those adults (teachers, daycare providers, etc. etc.) for enforcing the precautions that they do, it's fucking scary out there.

 

[rene112388]

Well kitty I see your point but the school has 2-3 aids to watch the play ground 20' fence all around the playground with only think 2 places in the kids aren't allowed to choose what they play they are sent to a station and can't move from the space designated only 1x a week are you even allowed close enough to play on the equipment! Our art classes have been taken away as well as all music programs and now they are going to tell the children what games they can and can't play?! Man that's just sad!

 

[rene112388]

Ya know what I hate when people try to fuck around at my house! Just scared the piss outta some poor girl... I am pulling into my carport in the alley and she walks to the end the carport stops and looks at me then when I start driving slips between the duplexs I stop back up and she is standing an my grow room window she notices takes off running around the front I fly over jump out the truck and she runs hides in a bush at the neighbors so I confronted her asked wtf she was doing messing around my house she says I wasn't blah blah I yell this like 16-17yr old kid finally says I was just playing hide and seek which at first I said bs and she runs inside the neighbors haha ok maybe she was and now I feel bad but you don't want to be fucked with I suggest you stay away from my house

 

[april]

lmfao poor girl did she potty in her pants, i don't blame ya i would have done the same

 

[rene112388]

That's why I felt so bad she damn he did all I did was yell at her and she was scared..I don't live in the best area lol got to be careful some tweaker was diggin through my trash and I caught him he tried to intimidate me with a stick so I just got my big boy scooby who let him get within inches of mommy and lunged almost got a piece but I was nice and held him back how's it going tonight april? Just trying to stretch Maria out trying to get her 20"x20" lst across a 18 gal tote she is doing pretty good so far gonna be one hell of a harvest

 

[SlimJim503]

Computer is down guys and girls I wont be on much and i have no way to post pic updates im really sad about not being able to document the rest of this grow and bullshit you People on here. I check in from time to time let you all know im still alive and im trying to build another machine ASAP so hope to see you all soon!

 

[april]

LOL is scooby your dog? if not i who is he? i want one lol
I'm good, having a few drinks, bongs while the old man builds model cars
20x20 in an 18 gal, Jesus how many pounds u aiming for lol
Ya i'm kinda debating if i should veg out a few moms while my outdoor crop is going, we've kinda anticipated a huge crop this year if all goes well, and as planned but i want a back up plan just in case. Ya my last attemp at lst with korky ( my retard plant ) was not so good, i like topping them after the 2nd node, i usualy get 4-6 main colas that yield 1/4 oz, standing bewteen 20-40 inches, i like em small and bushy. But we have a fresh spring and amazing soil so i'm hoping for 5 plus pounds, i wanna double last years harvest.
I think i need some schooling in nutes, shultz just ain doing it anymore and trying to maintain a consistent PH with a softener gives my migraines. Fuck i like the outdoors, so do my girls

 

[rene112388]

Haha well april I didn't have a goal just wanted to do it to do it and I see how kloe is and she was a monster too but not as big she is 17"x17"x17" lol maria is hard to tame (thanks a lot lime!) I blame him lol he told me to keep them! I think you should keep some mothers always good to have a back up plan... I intend to keep maria going so I only have her to move just tossed another girl in flower (betty) she was fim'd a couple times but not given enough time to veg have to flower what I have... And slim sorry to hear your computers down that just sucks!

 

[NewClosetGrower]

Computer is down guys and girls I wont be on much and i have no way to post pic updates im really sad about not being able to document the rest of this grow and bullshit you People on here. I check in from time to time let you all know im still alive and im trying to build another machine ASAP so hope to see you all soon!

hey man, what kinda computer are you looking for? i have a single core processor, 3gb ram, 150gb Hdd, cpu is [email protected] gz, shitty integrated graphics card but it will surf the web and download stuff just fine man. its acutally pretty fast for what it is. its got windows 7 ultimate and microsoft office 2010 pro...i have to put it back together but if your just looking for a cheap rig to get you buy pm me man and maybe we can work something out

i bought it new, it was a dell insprion 530s, i upgraded some shit on it...anyway let me know man

 

[rene112388]

Ffffuuuuccckkk!!!! I'm pissed right now! You allow people in your home treat them with nothing but kindness send them out the door with food in their bellies and so stoned they can't even walk! Lend them money give them ciggs a place to store their shit and wtf happens!?! Someone knocks and the first time your back is turned for 30 second your digital camera walks out the door in their pocket! I went ballistic! No fucking problem calling the cops everything will be gone so quick its not even funny! Its happened before I'm currently trying not to kill the motherfucker who took it but its currently on its way back people don't get it just don't fuck with me oh and I'll be taking back what I just gave them as well

 

[fabfun]

seems like you need some new friends
and i bet u had grow pics on camera too huh
thats not good

Ffffuuuuccckkk!!!! I'm pissed right now! You allow people in your home treat them with nothing but kindness send them out the door with food in their bellies and so stoned they can't even walk! Lend them money give them ciggs a place to store their shit and wtf happens!?! Someone knocks and the first time your back is turned for 30 second your digital camera walks out the door in their pocket! I went ballistic! No fucking problem calling the cops everything will be gone so quick its not even funny! Its happened before I'm currently trying not to kill the motherfucker who took it but its currently on its way back people don't get it just don't fuck with me oh and I'll be taking back what I just gave them as well

 

[Illumination]

Ffffuuuuccckkk!!!! I'm pissed right now! You allow people in your home treat them with nothing but kindness send them out the door with food in their bellies and so stoned they can't even walk! Lend them money give them ciggs a place to store their shit and wtf happens!?! Someone knocks and the first time your back is turned for 30 second your digital camera walks out the door in their pocket! I went ballistic! No fucking problem calling the cops everything will be gone so quick its not even funny! Its happened before I'm currently trying not to kill the motherfucker who took it but its currently on its way back people don't get it just don't fuck with me oh and I'll be taking back what I just gave them as well

Wow...you need to pick your acquaintances better sweety...I hate thieves....


Namaste'