How Long Can You Keep a Turtle Head?

[see4]

I've had a turtle head poking through for the past 8 hours.. I'm trying to hold it another 2 hours, and I think I will set a personal best.

Once I go, I think it will be the nastiest shit I've taken in a loooong while!

I will definitely need to look at it. Might even take a picture and post it.

 

[LostReefSponger]

Must have had a bad Bartel Dew taco?

 

[see4]

Must have had a bad Bartel Dew taco?

Had Chinese last night, cereal and eggs this morning, and leftover chinese for lunch. My toilet boil better be prepared for an explosion of epic proportions!

 

[Total Head]

ratemypoo.com

please for the love of the lord do not post that here. that is all.

 

[Gadaffiduck]

a whole ten hours? I had to do that before, although it wasn't my decision. But it was definitely worth every minute of it.
either have an uncomfortable shit in the bush, or wait and have a satisfying shit in peace.
also makes the day alot more interesting, you never know which fart will be the one to ruin your day. Also great exercise for your ass muscles.

I got something brewin right now actually at the moment.

 

[racerboy71]

just stick a finger or two up there and dig it out my friend..

 

[Gadaffiduck]

just stick a finger or two up there and dig it out my friend..

was this directed to me?

there's no digging needed when you got a turtle head.

 

[timeismoney1]

LOL funny funny. I can go about 4-5 hours then after that i set off a nuke in the toilet

 

[april]

ewwwww no pics PLEASE, U GUYS ARE NASTY lmfao

 

[racerboy71]

was this directed to me?

there's no digging needed when you got a turtle head.

well, to me, a turtle head is a poo that is like right at the exit point, but for whatever reason it doesn't want to come out, and therefore sometimes needs a lil coaxing, which is where the finger comes in handy at that point..

 

[redivider]

how long before fdd shuts it down?? i give it another 20 mins....

 

[Gadaffiduck]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[Chomps]

The longer you hold it, the stickier it gets. It's like leaving brownies in too long, burning them, and having them all stuck to the pan.

I'm more of an instant gratification kind of guy. If the bags are packed GTFO.

 

[LostReefSponger]

I tend to keep my turtle heads long enough for them to look like a bud, then I sell them as brick weed

 

[ChubbySoap]

if you ate more of your weed you would have enough fiber to avoid all this....


....just saying

o.o

 

[newatit2010]

Good they are tapered or your ass would slam shut. lol

 

[see4]

I am reading over the comments laughing so hard I can feel my poo starting to creep past the point of no return threshold. Im really hoping to hold this one in a little longer, wait for the misses to come home, and drop a fucking bomb. I will be leaving a shit streak for sure, no doubt about this one.

I am seriously contemplating taking a picture. Unless it's muddy, then I may hold off. If it's a snake I will definitely take photos.

 

[timeismoney1]

I am reading over the comments laughing so hard I can feel my poo starting to creep past the point of no return threshold. Im really hoping to hold this one in a little longer, wait for the misses to come home, and drop a fucking bomb. I will be leaving a shit streak for sure, no doubt about this one.

I am seriously contemplating taking a picture. Unless it's muddy, then I may hold off. If it's a snake I will definitely take photos.

When you post pics i claim the right to be the first one to say Well would you just look at that!

 

[Gadaffiduck]

When you post pics i claim the right to be the first one to say Well would you just look at that!

well would you just look at that.
another funny guy thinkin he can claim jokes like how children claim shotgun.
just look at that...

 

[timeismoney1]

well would you just look at that.
another funny guy thinkin he can claim jokes like how children claim shotgun.
just look at that...

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