How Long Can You Keep a Turtle Head?

11 and 1/2 days.

Gotta hand it to you See4. You picked a topic that's just like the Energizer Bunny it keeps on going and going. Pun intended.

Bump.

This makes four turtle-related threads currently active.

I wish you hadn't.

see4 said:

i've had a turtle head poking through for the past 8 hours.. I'm trying to hold it another 2 hours, and i think i will set a personal best.

Once i go, i think it will be the nastiest shit i've taken in a loooong while!

I will definitely need to look at it. Might even take a picture and post it.

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only on riu...

your disgusting, and i cant imagine why any woman would go near you.

LMFAO oh malignant even the most danty of ladies needs to crack a good poo joke atleast once a year

malignant said:

your disgusting, and i cant imagine why any woman would go near you.

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Back to the whole "girls don`t shit they sweat it out" thing are we?

Or hold on... did girls shit pink?

When we were young our father was dragging us around Turkey buying some parts for his machines. I was in the car with my brother waiting for ages and he ended up sharting his pants pretty badly We used a planned strategy where I passed him a blanket to half cover himself, then a plastic bag and an extra pair of pants. Some odd looks off some passer bys but "the bullet never passed the kevlar vest" as we said at the time and it was all good

Did you start the Ron Paul Fuck Turtles thread lol......BRAVO..

see4 said:

I've had a turtle head poking through for the past 8 hours.. I'm trying to hold it another 2 hours, and I think I will set a personal best.

Once I go, I think it will be the nastiest shit I've taken in a loooong while!

I will definitely need to look at it. Might even take a picture and post it.

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I`d say though, your on the way to get some serious piles on your butthole

Propably some serious hydraulic pressure stuff going on in the anus area lol

Tenner said:

Back to the whole "girls don`t shit they sweat it out" thing are we?

Or hold on... did girls shit pink?

When we were young our father was dragging us around Turkey buying some parts for his machines. I was in the car with my brother waiting for ages and he ended up sharting his pants pretty badly We used a planned strategy where I passed him a blanket to half cover himself, then a plastic bag and an extra pair of pants. Some odd looks off some passer bys but "the bullet never passed the kevlar vest" as we said at the time and it was all good

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i dont shit pink, and thats horrible parenting. theres nothing wrong with shitting, but your whole fiasco is just nasty. why would anyone hold it in and do what you were doing.. so gross. there's the difference between men and boys.

malignant said:

i dont shit pink, and thats horrible parenting. theres nothing wrong with shitting, but your whole fiasco is just nasty. why would anyone hold it in and do what you were doing.. so gross. there's the difference between men and boys.

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to be fair, they were boys at the time.

would you look at that? just look at it.

UncleBuck said:

would you look at that? just look at it.

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thanks buck.......

I was leaving work one night, and knew I had to go about 10 minutes before I left work, however I still had to lock up the building and drive home.. So mentally I think I was preparred for the 10 mins it took to drive home.. I leave work hop in my truck and get on the highway.. and then it's a straight shot to where I am heading..

I had been driving.. make that speeding... due to my conditioning increasing and It's desire to leave my body before I made it home. So I am going abut 80 in a 65, that is when I notice the CHP with lights and siren behind me..

I considered pulling over.. then gunned it to my house.. made it home with the CHP officer behind me.. I get out of my truck and run to my door which is locked.. he gets out of his car yells for me to get on the ground guns drawn out and all.... I finally do.. and the officer comes over to me and starts grabbing and pulling my leg.. kinda like how I am pulling yours now..

Aubrey and the Dr loose it..

OMFG. Hilarious.

Almost woke the baby.

I thought I was gonna see a little shrunken turtle head, but it was just a metaphor for poop.

Aren't those supposed to be gophers?