Menopausal Mrs

[bobtokes]

my mrs is driving me mad with the menopause, its also driving her mad, don't get me wrong i love her to bits
i spend alot of time in the garage to keep out of the way when shes off on one,
i've told her to go to the doctors but she isn't keen, she has soya milk and evening primrose oil, she says that helps she doesn't toke but i gave her a ganja cake last week and she was like a different person, so i'm baking all the time lol
the menopause is a bitch

 

[fdd2blk]

[video=youtube;zXIuAz7aryo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXIuAz7aryo[/video]

 

[woodsmaneh!]

I feel you it can go on for a couple of years or longer, hormone therapy helps, I just learned to ignore most of the shit, hot and cold flashes, crying BITCHING don't get me started, but when it is done there will be something else always is......

 

[bobtokes]

spot on fdd lol

 

[plantvision]

Man I love that song, it has happened a on a couple of ocassions when were in the car and the song comes on. I start singing away, now you thing menopause is bad!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BBYY]

Damn, My wife is a walking attitude all the time, Hopefully I die before we make it to the time of her menopause.

I would make her some tincture, and make it mandatory she keeps it on her body at all times.

 

[bobtokes]

Damn, My wife is a walking attitude all the time, Hopefully I die before we make it to the time of her menopause.

I would make her some tincture, and make it mandatory she keeps it on her body at all times.

now thats cheered me up...lmao

 

[Winter Woman]

When I'm in a bad mood all I need is getting laid to the bone followed by a nice magic brownie. After that, I could give two hoots.

 

[bobtokes]

When I'm in a bad mood all I need is getting laid to the bone followed by a nice magic brownie. After that, I could give two hoots.

unfortunately i've got MS so i haven't got a decent shag in me, i'll have to start getting the milk delivered, lol

 

[newatit2010]

I think that is the hardest part of marriage to get through. Seems like her mind changes with the wind and I never did any thing right. But I hope those days are gone, now I like sitting on the deck smoking a J and watching the sunset,

29 years 5/7/2011

 

[bobtokes]

I think that is the hardest part of marriage to get through. Seems like her mind changes with the wind and I never did any thing right. But I hope those days are gone, now I like sitting on the deck smoking a J and watching the sunset,

29 years 5/7/2011

now theres a battled harded vet

 

[Winter Woman]

Guy, remember lots and lots of chocolate.

 

[fdd2blk]

Guy, remember lots and lots of chocolate.

i keep a BOX of hershey bars in my freezer at all times.

 

[Winter Woman]

So you know how to survive in a house full of women. Smart, smart man.

i keep a BOX of hershey bars in my freezer at all times.

 

[fdd2blk]

So you know how to survive in a house full of women. Smart, smart man.

they're for ME.

 

[Jeffdt1966]

yea ... make thier crabby asses go get thier own friggin chocolate .... lol

 

[Winter Woman]

lol, too funny.

In my house you'd have to fight for them. The women around here might tag-team you.

they're for ME.

 

[fdd2blk]

i've noticed lately that according to my TV women are dirty creatures. every other commercial is for a "cleansing product".

elevator full of dudes, ... the doors open, ... hot chick in the foyer ready to step in, ... dudes all smile and step aside, ... she walks in turns around looks up and smiles, ... dudes suddenly look at each other and curl their noses, ... "somebody have fish for lunch?"

"Feminine odor got you down? try our new hose out, acetone flush. the boys will be carrying you up the stairs themselves next time."

if i were a women, i'd be offended.

 

[ColoradoLove]

I volunteer to be tag teamed....

 

[Winter Woman]

I usually am offended by that kind of advertising. It doesn't sell me.