Would You Mess Around With A Fat Girl?

TigerClock

TigerClock

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Youve been in here all day lookin for tips to get a fat chick for a bj...funny shit. I can tell your super stoked...might even have the fat chick picked out already lol
 
puffntuff

puffntuff

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Watch out for the swamp donkeys tho. Those bitches are scary!!! Look up swamp donkey on urban dictionary if your unfamiliar with the term.
 
mazand1982

mazand1982

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haha you know what i was thinking you guys?...i bet u theres some fat girl stoner watching this whole thread, angry, breathing heavy, eating donuts....LOL
 
cannabis420420

cannabis420420

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hilarious thread :) i would never touch a fat girl for nothing .. i would rather go down the street and buy hooker no joke :)
 
lambofgod

lambofgod

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cannabis420420 said:
hilarious thread :) i would never touch a fat girl for nothing .. i would rather go down the street and buy hooker no joke :)
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WHAT!!!!! you would rather sacrifice your body then be with a chick who has MAYBE a 4% chance of having std's?

I vote fatties over hookers all day bro!
 
lambofgod

lambofgod

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....dont trust them there rubbers!

I have two friends who both had kids wearing rubbers.......

My dick would be triple seran wrapped like my leftovers in the fridge! lmao.
 
lambofgod

lambofgod

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that and getting with a hooker runs the risk of going to jail or ticketed.

the only crime you commit doing a fatty is that your not telling your friends the juicy details after words.
 
cannabis420420

cannabis420420

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lambofgod said:
that and getting with a hooker runs the risk of going to jail or ticketed.

the only crime you commit doing a fatty is that your not telling your friends the juicy details after words.
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there's no cops around here so its ok :) you can do many things around here :) its nothing :)
 
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Naminator

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Fat chicks are like scooters.

Both are fun to ride but you don't tell your friends about it afterwords...

Last time I was out at a bar my buddy got offered head from a fat chick.... about 6 times. I was there a few times too. He turned her down (he is engaged).
 
mazand1982

mazand1982

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haha one time i met this girl online and we met up and she was real hot but had early stage multiple sclerosis, bad limp... and didnt tell me until i drove out to her, i did her so hard after a couple beers,lol...
 
obijohn

obijohn

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Pussy is pussy, and a nice lady is a nice lady....regardless of her shape, size or anything else. You might wonder if a large women is asking her friends "would you sleep with a stupid asshole?"
 
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LostReefSponger

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Skipped the convo just to post...

I fucked a (good looking) fat chick my first year in college...rookie mistake. However, in my defense, I was drunk and being a good wingman for my room mate. He had been trying to hook up with this girl's room mate for a while now so I took the fall and was making out with her while he was able to sneak away with her (she liked to cock block like crazy) so I had no problem just making out with her for a while until I knew it was clear to leave. However, in the midst of making out and feeling some fat boobies SHE ASKS ME...i repeat...SHE ASKS ME if I want to fuck her...how could a (drunk) guy say NO to a girl asking if they want to fuck her? So hell, I did, even stuck it in her ass just to do it. 5 years later she is now this skinny hot chick and I know happily remind my friend that I fucked her to help him out :) even if she wasn't that skinny or hot at that point, maybe my beer goggles can predict the future ;)
 
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