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ziggittyzag420

ziggittyzag420

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So im token with my buddy, and whe hear some woman screaming from what sounds like down my block. we check it out(i thought somee poor girl was getting mugged or something a lot worse) and this woman's pitbull has a cat in his mouth,just like jerking it around violently.the womans all hysterical and crying,so myself,the stoned commando,ran up and popped the pit in the nose(oldboy knew to let go).the cat was wounded pretty bad,i wrapped it up in my tshirt and brought it to the owner of the house its always chillin at.The old mexican lady thanked me,and her very "greatful" 23 yr old bombshell of a daughter slipped me her number:hump::hump:than after i went back outside and got the "pit" womans email,the ol lady came out and said she was calling the fuzz on the dog owner and i scadattled(had a packed spoon in my pocket).. lol the funny thing is my burn out of a friend just watched the whole time with the blankest look on his face:mrgreen:what a crazy hour this has been:p:p:joint:time to smoke another!
 
Unnk

Unnk

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emotional attachment is bound to happen from that type of situation

just saying... be carefull what you tap .. as you want to remain locationless ;)
 
ziggittyzag420

ziggittyzag420

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haha i was with her today,and she was very very very very VERY clingy after we were done with our "business"..i gotta watch it..:-?i met up with the pitowner too today(and its hilarious because we're all neighbors and its so convenient to have 2 lovely ladies just down the street :mrgreen:)they both smoke too,so thats two loyal custies' also:hump:im loving karma right now.bongs up @ Luger187 smoke that chong bong gooey:blsmoke:
 
Jeffdt1966

Jeffdt1966

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shouldnt you be sending these fantasies to like penthouse forum or something like that ..... lol .... yea.... very clingy
 
Tenner

Tenner

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Hahahaha I wasn`t expecting this when I read it, I`m sure you werent expecting it when you were smoking away either lol Well done and well in! :D
 
ziggittyzag420

ziggittyzag420

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Jeffdt1966 said:
shouldnt you be sending these fantasies to like penthouse forum or something like that ..... lol .... yea.... very clingy
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i should post it to one of them forums lol, i just thought id share it with RIU community,but i do understand where your coming from,and they might be fantasies to you buddy,just another day for me:mrgreen:some person with a jesus avatar would get upset over such a thing lol irony
 
Tenner

Tenner

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ziggittyzag420 said:
i should post it to one of them forums lol, i just thought id share it with riu community,but i do understand where your coming from,and they might be fantasies to you buddy,just another day for me:mrgreen:some person with a jesus avatar would get upset over such a thing lol irony
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thou shalt not have sex!!!!!

:D
 
Tenner

Tenner

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Neither did I! I`m very atheistic but I belive in the nice community spirits! Brought & beaten up to be Muslim but agreed to go to a church with my Christian buddy tomorrow :) Good times! :D
 
ziggittyzag420

ziggittyzag420

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Tenner said:
Neither did I! I`m very atheistic but I belive in the nice community spirits! Brought & beaten up to be Muslim but agreed to go to a church with my Christian buddy tomorrow :) Good times! :D
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“I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara,” exclaimed the Muslim.

“Suddenly a fierce sandstorm appeared from nowhere.”

“I truly thought my end had come as I lay next to my camel while we being buried deeper and deeper under the sand.”

“But I did not lose my faith in the almighty Allah, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for a hundred metres all around me, the storm had stopped.”

“Since that day I am a devout Muslim and am now learning to recite the Koran by memory.”

“One day while fishing,” started the Christian, “I was in my little dinghy in the middle of the ocean.”

“Suddenly a fierce storm appeared from nowhere.”

“I truly thought my end had come as my little dinghy was tossed up and down in the rough ocean.”

“But I did not lose my faith in Jesus Christ, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for 300 metres all around me, the storm had stopped.”

“Since that day I am a devout Christian and am now teaching young children about Him.”

“One day I was walking down the road,” explained the Jew, “I was in my most expensive designer outfit in the middle of New York city.”

“Suddenly I saw a black bag on the ground in front of me appear from nowhere.”

“I put my hand inside and found a million dollars in cash.”

“I truly thought my end had come as it was a Saturday and we are not allowed to handle money on Saturdays.”

“But I did not lose my faith in God, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for 500 feet all around me, it was Tuesday!” lol:mrgreen:
 
Jeffdt1966

Jeffdt1966

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ziggittyzag420 said:
i should post it to one of them forums lol, i just thought id share it with RIU community,but i do understand where your coming from,and they might be fantasies to you buddy,just another day for me:mrgreen:some person with a jesus avatar would get upset over such a thing lol irony
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no ... I'm not upset ... but reading that just puts to mind of young guys fantasies ... you know something to dream of when your abusing your little pocket mouse ... just remeber to give it short breaks ................. and btw ... thats bongjesus to you : )
 
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fishwhistle

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ziggittyzag420 said:
haha i was with her today,and she was very very very very VERY clingy after we were done with our "business"..i gotta watch it..:-?i met up with the pitowner too today(and its hilarious because we're all neighbors and its so convenient to have 2 lovely ladies just down the street :mrgreen:)they both smoke too,so thats two loyal custies' also:hump:im loving karma right now.bongs up @ Luger187 smoke that chong bong gooey:blsmoke:
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Bullshit without pics!!!
 
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