medicalmaryjane
Well-Known Member
you dont have to be fat to cook. i cook and i am petite.btw guys fat girls can cook lol
so good after having the munchies
Would You Mess Around With A Fat Girl?
- Thread starter Urca
- Start date
Slojo69
Well-Known Member
Dude lol, you made the ultimate mistake. You did learn that body pics are a must, but the ultimate lesson learned is, meet them somewhere in public, get there early, scope em before they see you, then jet if needed. They don't know where you live that way =D
But seriously, even with full body pics, perspective is everything. I drove to Sacramento, CA before from Portland, OR to hang out with a chick. We were going to go to Santa Cruz and spend the weekend together (Which meant hotel room together, giggity
). Pics looked good, face looked awesome, however .... (shudders) .... I arrived at her house in Sac town, I kid you not ... from the back she looked like Danny Devito as the Penguin in Batman .... her shape was NOTHING like the pics. Her face was still kinda cute, but my gawd ... I looked over the pics again after that and realized she always took pics from a downward angle and from the side or her laying down ... never a full front pic or one that showed her true shape and weight. /rant lolMoral of the story .... women are liars, they always want you to see what they think they should look like rather than what they actually look like haha.
Dr. Greenhorn
Well-Known Member
so, did you tap it? hahahaDude lol, you made the ultimate mistake. You did learn that body pics are a must, but the ultimate lesson learned is, meet them somewhere in public, get there early, scope em before they see you, then jet if needed. They don't know where you live that way =D
But seriously, even with full body pics, perspective is everything. I drove to Sacramento, CA before from Portland, OR to hang out with a chick. We were going to go to Santa Cruz and spend the weekend together (Which meant hotel room together, giggity
Moral of the story .... women are liars, they always want you to see what they think they should look like rather than what they actually look like haha.
Slojo69
Well-Known Member
Dude ... she paid for my gas, hotel and everything else .... I had to lol
Dr. Greenhorn
Well-Known Member
ahahahahaha!
......
Well-Known Member
had to use the I gotta handle something be back in 5 minutes lol.
She blew my phone up for 3 hours after that.I wish I could let yall hear some of the voice mails she left.
Why would I fuck a ugly fat girl when I got a bunch of 8 and ups DTF whenever.
If one gets fat or pregnant then on to the next one.I would raise the kid but I wouldn't fuck his/her mom anymore lol
Slojo69
Well-Known Member
Ya, I was pretty drunk that whole weekend ... but it wasn't that bad ... it was kinda soft in fact, like a well used memory foam mattress ...ahahahahaha!
......
Well-Known Member
lmfao after all that I would of felt bad not to.
Slojo69
Well-Known Member
lol 3 hours? was she black? OH SNAP!! lol
Also, I'm not saying go bang Roseanne ... but fatties offer 2 things ... a vagina (sometimes it can't be found, in which case she's WAYY to fat and you need to reassess that whole situation lol) and 2. A soft, kinda mushy, resting spot to lay on while getting some!
Dr. Greenhorn
Well-Known Member
and if she's way big, your only option is probably to hit it from the back, lol
cannabis420420
Well-Known Member
hilarious LOLOLOL
puffntuff
Well-Known Member
My buddy fucked this chick she was a size 56!!! When dude got out from the bedroom me and one of my dudes were in her pants!! I was in one leg he was in the other like a burlap sack race!! Dude looked at us a got sick thinking of what he just banged. He told us he wasn't sure if it was the pussy but it was warm and wet and he skeeted!! Hahahah
Slojo69
Well-Known Member
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAH!!!!!! ......... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!! I want a Pic of you 2 in those pants lmao!!!! That would be my new desktop background hahahah!
Dr. Greenhorn
Well-Known Member
LMFAO!! ahahahahaha!
even if it's warm and wet, you can never be to sure with a fat girl. you might think you're in there but it could just be tucked into one of the folds, lol. skeeted, LMFAO! that's funny shit man. thanks for the laughs guys, hahahaha
Slojo69
Well-Known Member
Ahhh Puerto rican, I was close!!! lol
How do I upload a video from my PC to the forum, I have the PERFECT video for this thread!
......
Well-Known Member
I think you gotta put it on youtube first.
Slojo69
Well-Known Member
ya umm .... lol, don't think it would last very long on youtube .....