Would You Mess Around With A Fat Girl?

[mazand1982]

fat girls are very weak minded, its unfortunate... they are fat and shy and squeemish, then they get the lapband and lose a bunch of weight then they are the "hot" ones out of their old clique of fat girls, then they become sluts because they cant handle the attention that was once never there prior to the weight loss...its a truly pathetic cycle... once i helped my buddy out and went as a secondary blind date i guess you would call it, his "date" had a friend, i knew my guy friends date was husky but i didnt know fat girls kick it together tough like a biker gang...i showed up and BAM, here comes some fat girl who wasnt as fat as before because she had SERIOUS arm hang so i knew she lost a bunch of weight recently...and i knew it was surgery because fat people are weak minded and cant lose it on their own...anyways, we go the bar and i buy myself a drink and shes like... "arent you gonna buy me one???"....i looked at her and said fuck no, ....she needed a reality check, lol, im still outta your league beeyitch...smoke weed everyday, box, swim, work hard as a dog and grow weed, now what hoe!...lol.

 

[thump easy]

an thats ass thick as i will go i have done thicker i gotn so fucken drunk that woke up n a large i mean large girl next to me im smelling my penis to c if it smells like pussy. ow shit mabe she wont hear me! im grabing my boxers n SHIT MY BELT MADE A NOSE OW GOD OWWWW GOD HELP MEEEEEE. HER .....WERE DO U THINK UR GOING?. ME........ OW PLEASE I HAVE WIFE N KIDS of course a lie... PLEASE UNLOCK THE DOOR. HER...... SHUT THE FUCK UP U LIL BITCH N COME HEAR. ME.......... OOOOOOOOOOOW GOD IS THIER ANY BEER LEFT!!!!!!!!!!! jajajajajajajajaj

 

[ChronicObsession]

haha mang, you told her to slow her roll, she ain't gettin a coca-cola

fat girls are very weak minded, its unfortunate... they are fat and shy and squeemish, then they get the lapband and lose a bunch of weight then they are the "hot" ones out of their old clique of fat girls, then they become sluts because they cant handle the attention that was once never there prior to the weight loss...its a truly pathetic cycle... once i helped my buddy out and went as a secondary blind date i guess you would call it, his "date" had a friend, i knew my guy friends date was husky but i didnt know fat girls kick it together tough like a biker gang...i showed up and BAM, here comes some fat girl who wasnt as fat as before because she had SERIOUS arm hang so i knew she lost a bunch of weight recently...and i knew it was surgery because fat people are weak minded and cant lose it on their own...anyways, we go the bar and i buy myself a drink and shes like... "arent you gonna buy me one???"....i looked at her and said fuck no, ....she needed a reality check, lol, im still outta your league beeyitch...smoke weed everyday, box, swim, work hard as a dog and grow weed, now what hoe!...lol.View attachment 1648830

 

[mazand1982]

haha mang, you told her to slow her roll, she ain't gettin a coca-cola

haha, i heard that...i shoulda told the bitch, dont get all brave cause u lost 40 pounds, u got like 75 to go, they dont sell diet coke here

 

[thump easy]

hahaha i do to i box i do jujitsue n i got a fazzeek been to prison twice but i dont talk to a girl or a hoe any how in that way carma n haters i been to prison twice over it bee carefull how u tred water haters r no joke peep the profile pic

 

[mazand1982]

hahaha i do to i box i do jujitsue n i got a fazzeek

are u a girl?

 

[ChronicObsession]

well bottom line is, I don't cast hate on anyone for their fatness. I think NOBODY is 100% perfect in all aspects of life, be it reliability, beauty, intelligence, goals, moral code, stamina, strength, all people are a variety of those characteristics that I just named. And I know that inside of the fat armor that the big women put on for protection is a smaller woman inside who is beautiful and smiling. Peace

 

[mazand1982]

well bottom line is, I don't cast hate on anyone for their fatness. I think NOBODY is 100% perfect in all aspects of life, be it reliability, beauty, intelligence, goals, moral code, stamina, strength, all people are a variety of those characteristics that I just named. And I know that inside of the fat armor that the big women put on for protection is a smaller woman inside who is beautiful and smiling. Peace

awwww, thats so sweet...your totally the guy friend who picks the hot chicks up from the party just to take them home cause they know they can count on you.and u think, maybe just maybe one day ill hit it...,lol.jk

 

[thump easy]

Im a fucken dude with seven inches n a cock ring a hoop peircing WHAT THE FUCK READ THE POST MAN i fuck good looking women im sorry she isnt the best i got good pics but aint gona post em this one is blurruy what i mean is beeing mean to females is no joke first. one got me she picked up the phone n made the call they were there faster than white on rice just because my brother didnt want to give her dick. true shit hahahaha well they came in without a serch warent n next thing i was in hand cuffs the plants were seized used for evedance n the warent was signed after the mater, i dont fuck around wen it come to females. i fuck em but dont mis treat them that all.

 

[mora]

you dont have to be fat to cook. i cook and i am petite.

Never trust a skinny cook.

 

[thump easy]

i also remember an incedent a girl they called her sissy ow man she was fucken huge i usto dilever medicine to her she had a card my friends sister god she was pritty for being huge well i pull up n she invites me in i tell her well this is it it realy good meds she is like follow me to my room I SEWWR TO GOD THIS AINT NO LIE so im waiting she goes gets her pers from her bedroom to give me a donation i look to my left n noticed the bed was broken in half NO FUCKEN LIE MAN IF IM LIEN GOD STRIKE ME DOWN TODAY well i notice the bed n went HMMMMMM. i lookked up a lil higher ow hell no i paniked their was ropes DUDE arizona is some cowboy hick shit what i mean i was in chino arizona n the fucken ropes were fucken thick ropes like for herding or tien a fucken pick up truck to get out of a dick or colvasac. they were dangling i asked her hey sissy what happend to the bed OW I had some mexican in hear i broke the bed shit cowgirl style Y u intrested oww man i moved back tord the door handle shit my thought felt dry i was scared, this fucken chick was fucken huge dude she probley broke the poor dudes dick fuck that i hurrly felt the nob from the door behind me i was still smiling but ass soon as i grabed it i bolted the fuck out........ thank keep the money im out! noo not realy i grabed the money n i bolted like SEEEEE YAAAAAA owwww shit .... god help me.

 

[Urca]

i also remember an incedent a girl they called her sissy ow man she was fucken huge i usto dilever medicine to her she had a card my friends sister god she was pritty for being huge well i pull up n she invites me in i tell her well this is it it realy good meds she is like follow me to my room I SEWWR TO GOD THIS AINT NO LIE so im waiting she goes gets her pers from her bedroom to give me a donation i look to my left n noticed the bed was broken in half NO FUCKEN LIE MAN IF IM LIEN GOD STRIKE ME DOWN TODAY well i notice the bed n went HMMMMMM. i lookked up a lil higher ow hell no i paniked their was ropes DUDE arizona is some cowboy hick shit what i mean i was in chino arizona n the fucken ropes were fucken thick ropes like for herding or tien a fucken pick up truck to get out of a dick or colvasac. they were dangling i asked her hey sissy what happend to the bed OW I had some mexican in hear i broke the bed shit cowgirl style Y u intrested oww man i moved back tord the door handle shit my thought felt dry i was scared, this fucken chick was fucken huge dude she probley broke the poor dudes dick fuck that i hurrly felt the nob from the door behind me i was still smiling but ass soon as i grabed it i bolted the fuck out........ thank keep the money im out! noo not realy i grabed the money n i bolted like SEEEEE YAAAAAA owwww shit .... god help me.

could you tell that story again, but maybe in english this time? Im sorry, I just dont speak heathen

 

[......]

when it comes down to it I would fuck a fat girl





















If the moneys right................

 

[......]

I would glady eat some whale pussy for 3k

 

[Urca]

I would glady eat some whale pussy for 3k

how very... eloquent. lol

 

[thump easy]

could you tell that story again, but maybe in english this time? Im sorry, I just dont speak heathen

im sorry urca im a high school drop out actualy i gave up probly in the six grade i read my first book in county jail. i would like to go into detail i owned 5 bisnesses but i can say this i grow a fantabulous product in aroe chambers n thats y im hear n to have fun im sorry if i offended u. dont trip im not a dick but i am a bad speller n bad on punctuation. sorry bear with me n ill make u laugh. sorry

 

[yamban]

More cushion for the pushin!

 

[thump easy]

OW shit another tym my friend Ryans lil sister grew up ow man she was fucken huge the bigest girl she had to walk around her legs she was so big i love her like a sister but she had a crush on me wen we were younger but she was taller bigg dude she come home with a herd of big girls. WE thought we thought she was the leader of the NOTORiOUS DINNERS CLUB hahaha i mean my friend would throw blows over cookie crunch both big but she was huge i mean huge one day she like to wescle with me i didnt like it i thought she was just tring to feel me up im mean i must have been eighteen she was like sixteen but looked way older way biger she spilled out of her sandles she usto fuck me up!!!!!!! n crush my lil balls pin me n slap the shit out of me. ONE DAY i got tired of her bulling me around i mean i just didnt want to hurt the girl shit but on this day i had enough i grabed her big ass N i mean she had a fucken bigo ass i flung her to the floor got on top of her n told her LOOK TRISHA I DONT WANT TO PLAY PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! i got off her n she kicked me tord the wall i went flien like a rag doll i got up n she laid on the back trien to kick me like ufc n shit so i got ahold of her leg n then the other i pulled them behind her head her ass to my croch n she yelled THUMPER I CANT BREATH STOP OW IT HURTS IT FUCKEN HURTS n im like TAKE THAT FUCKEN TRISH TAKE THAT n i would push her feet tord her face n just as that was going on my friend his mom his aunt open the fucken door n their like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. ow shit it looked like i was drie humping her she was so heavey that i was at a 22.5 degree angle her ass in the air, face all red n the family was about to fuck me up hahahahahahaaaaa. believe me i didnt want any of that! that was 15 years ago i just ran into her at a funeral, she told me hey thumper lets fuck, im excuse me trisha? ya she sead id tear your lil ass up! im like we are at a funeral? pleas stop! she continues to tell me let me stick a turkey in your oven????? im like what??????? she wanted to stick her fingers in my ass im like wooooow! trisha please she like have u ever had that im like shit please i have nevor had that even thow road trip had that seen in it n it looked like he injoyed it i was like NO! stop it please for god sakes. n well that my big girl experiance.

 

[......]

lmfao at herd of big girls,thats a good one.Im definitely gonna have to start using it.

 

[mouthmeetsoap]

OW shit another tym my friend Ryans lil sister grew up ow man she was fucken huge the bigest girl she had to walk around her legs she was so big i love her like a sister but she had a crush on me wen we were younger but she was taller bigg dude she come home with a herd of big girls. WE thought we thought she was the leader of the NOTORiOUS DINNERS CLUB hahaha i mean my friend would throw blows over cookie crunch both big but she was huge i mean huge one day she like to wescle with me i didnt like it i thought she was just tring to feel me up im mean i must have been eighteen she was like sixteen but looked way older way biger she spilled out of her sandles she usto fuck me up!!!!!!! n crush my lil balls pin me n slap the shit out of me. ONE DAY i got tired of her bulling me around i mean i just didnt want to hurt the girl shit but on this day i had enough i grabed her big ass N i mean she had a fucken bigo ass i flung her to the floor got on top of her n told her LOOK TRISHA I DONT WANT TO PLAY PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! i got off her n she kicked me tord the wall i went flien like a rag doll i got up n she laid on the back trien to kick me like ufc n shit so i got ahold of her leg n then the other i pulled them behind her head her ass to my croch n she yelled THUMPER I CANT BREATH STOP OW IT HURTS IT FUCKEN HURTS n im like TAKE THAT FUCKEN TRISH TAKE THAT n i would push her feet tord her face n just as that was going on my friend his mom his aunt open the fucken door n their like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. ow shit it looked like i was drie humping her she was so heavey that i was at a 22.5 degree angle her ass in the air, face all red n the family was about to fuck me up hahahahahahaaaaa. believe me i didnt want any of that! that was 15 years ago i just ran into her at a funeral, she told me hey thumper lets fuck, im excuse me trisha? ya she sead id tear your lil ass up! im like we are at a funeral? pleas stop! she continues to tell me let me stick a turkey in your oven????? im like what??????? she wanted to stick her fingers in my ass im like wooooow! trisha please she like have u ever had that im like shit please i have nevor had that even thow road trip had that seen in it n it looked like he injoyed it i was like NO! stop it please for god sakes. n well that my big girl experiance.

It took me a little while to read this but man, got a good laugh out of it. I've been with skinny girls and thicker girls and I've had good and bad with both. Too skinny is every bit as disgusting as too fat in my opinion.