What If We Stopped Giving A Fuck About Slutty Politicians?

[euthanatos93420]

tremendously STUPID act.... If you are in politics, I expect you to be able to focus on the job at hand. If you're too damn stupid to understand that IF YOU TEXT YOUR JUNK ACROSS THE INTERNET...YOU ARE GOING TO GET CAUGHT AND YOU'RE TOO DAMN STUPID TO BE TRUSTED WITH ANY OTHER IMPORTANT WORK.

1) Old people being not-tech savvy shouldn't surprise you.
2) How can any HUMAN focus on the job at hand with a fuckton of sexual repression? Political or otherwise he's gotta get his rocks of somehow. Get fuckin real.
3)Sex as Most important political issue in America=FAIL

 

[euthanatos93420]

Oh cupcake, I could make you a superb sammich. Trust me. It'll be the last meal you accept from a angry woman though.

Oh see here I thought we were just dacing about pretending to be stereotypical fuckwads. Men cheating is nothing new. NEWS FLASH WOMEN ARE WHORES TOO. Now that we've established that humans are humans regardless of gender (Thank you Captain Obvious!) we can realize that regardless f what human we elect. They're going to probably not conform to your fascist christian vision of a sexually repressive absentee father relationship (With the exception of the drunken incestuous abusive father). Get the fuck over it, we won't re-elect Hitler just because you had a gender reassignment surgery. RIGHT GUYS? GUYS?!! Shit...

 

[NoDrama]

Oh cupcake, I could make you a superb sammich. Trust me. It'll be the last meal you accept from a angry woman though.

Do you help him swallow the sandwich by using a baseball bat?

 

[euthanatos93420]

That's why I learned to make my own goddamn sammiches. Better than any bitch ever did anyway. Fuckin uppity cunts ushering in consumerist fascist utopia.

Fuck you, and fuck your valentine's day. No fucking chocolate for you. now go fuck the neighbor b/c u mad u not getting my bank account. I'll bring the camera

 

[Dan Kone]

What if we stopped giving a fuck about slutty politicians?

I'd like to give that a try.

 

[sharon1]

1) Old people being not-tech savvy shouldn't surprise you.
2) How can any HUMAN focus on the job at hand with a fuckton of sexual repression? Political or otherwise he's gotta get his rocks of somehow. Get fuckin real.
3)Sex as Most important political issue in America=FAIL

What kind of crack are you smoking?

Where on earth do you get the impression that it's sexual repression to expect a person to keep their sexual liazons private?
How can you possibly come to that conclusion?

See, I have to think you're just some teenager with raging hormones....because seriously....there is no way a mature human brain could come up with such hogwash.

And ffs euth, please don't tell me you really think that honoring marriage vows is exclusive to Christians.

It is absolutely possible to work in congress or the legislature without posting your junk on the web. Or running around texting and sexting every blond who friends you on facebook and pays you a compliment.
It is absolutely possible to honor your marriage vows while serving this country in those positions.
Thousands have done it.

I find it incredibly sad and worrysome that so few people are willing to hold these officials to any shred of integrity....and then we become amazed when they lie, cheat and steal more of our hard-earned money and liberties with reckless abandon.

It really goes to show that we indeed fall for anything when we stand for nothing.
.

 

[sharon1]

Do you help him swallow the sandwich by using a baseball bat?

Hell no....why would I do that? You can catch more flies with sugar than you can with vinegar.

 

[sharon1]

That's why I learned to make my own goddamn sammiches. Better than any bitch ever did anyway. Fuckin uppity cunts ushering in consumerist fascist utopia.

Fuck you, and fuck your valentine's day. No fucking chocolate for you. now go fuck the neighbor b/c u mad u not getting my bank account. I'll bring the camera

Oh common dexter....is that all you can do to insult someone on the internet? What a wuss. Your bank account couldn't blow over a house of cards and valentine's day is far too much time to wait to get so savagely fucked.
But hey man, it hurt when you denied me chocolate. That hit below the belt, from one stoner to another, lol.

 

[euthanatos93420]

What kind of crack are you smoking?

Where on earth do you get the impression that it's sexual repression to expect a person to keep their sexual liazons private?
How can you possibly come to that conclusion?

Right, because it's SO EASY for celebrities to avoid the papperazzi? Meanwhile in the real world: Political pimp rings make sleazy sex easy for politicians to do exactly that unless they piss off their corporate masters.

See, I have to think you're just some teenager with raging hormones....because seriously....there is no way a mature human brain could come up with such hogwash.

Well, that might be easy enough for you write me off with but I'm 28. Well past my 'raging hormones' and into that age group where your side begins suffering from those natural biological patterns of a ascent toward procreation and survival. In my youth I actually would have agreed with you and did. I'm ashamed to say I said I was ashmed of Clinton. In retrospect, I'd have done (and freely admit I would do) the same shit in his shoes. The only person anyone should have been mad at was Hilary for being a fuckin' prude. He wouldn't have had to cheat if she'de have just realized how awesome it was and done it.

And ffs euth, please don't tell me you really think that honoring marriage vows is exclusive to Christians.

If you'll admit that breaking them isn't either! Recent studies show that only a very small percent of the married population violate their vows. Apparently liars don't make headlines because they're good at it. We love liars.

It is absolutely possible to work in congress or the legislature without posting your junk on the web. Or running around texting and sexting every blond who friends you on facebook and pays you a compliment.

That's right. It sure is. But to do that you need a bunch of corporate connections and spy friends to help you cover up your sleezy shit.

Not so easy for a guy who supports unions and ending the war .

It is absolutely possible to honor your marriage vows while serving this country in those positions.

*snicker*

Thousands have done it.

Correction: Thousands have gotten away with it.

I find it incredibly sad and worrysome that so few people are willing to hold these officials to any shred of integrity....and then we become amazed when they lie, cheat and steal more of our hard-earned money and liberties with reckless abandon.

I find it facepalming and worrisome that you buy that sappy shit. You see. YOU are the one more worried about Weiner's Weiner than the encroaching genocidal police state.

It really goes to show that we indeed fall for anything when we stand for nothing.
.

I'm standing up for truth, you're sticking your head in the sand about political subversion tactics forgetting what happens when good people stand up for that 'integrity' you keep yammering about.

MLK, JFk, Lennon, Christ, and more (NO SPOILERS HERE!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SapsXoIcKP8

P.S. Sorry about the chocolate. You're right. That was too fucking low.

 

[NoDrama]

Hell no....why would I do that? You can catch more flies with sugar than you can with vinegar.

I see, just put strychnine in the pickles, sure its a bitter taste, but watching someone die from exhaustion brought about by involuntary muscle contractions probably really gets the point through.

 

[euthanatos93420]

That kind of points toward my thread about Jim Jones & Monsantos but I really don't want to make the connections too obvious.

 

[NoDrama]

"If your gonna kill somebody have some taste about it".

 

[euthanatos93420]

Dammit dude now I'm fuckin' rollin'.

 

[sharon1]

Well, that might be easy enough for you write me off with but I'm 28. Well past my 'raging hormones' and into that age group where your side begins suffering from those natural biological patterns of a ascent toward procreation and survival. In my youth I actually would have agreed with you and did. I'm ashamed to say I said I was ashmed of Clinton. In retrospect, I'd have done (and freely admit I would do) the same shit in his shoes. The only person anyone should have been mad at was Hilary for being a fuckin' prude. He wouldn't have had to cheat if she'de have just realized how awesome it was and done it.

Where do I begin here...it is wrong on so many levels. Kudos to ya I guess for the willingness to admit you'd not have the integrity to keep your marriage vows, but that concerns me none, and you aren't applying for this congressman's position. The rest of your oh so typical clueless man-blame-woman rant is just not worth responding to.

And ffs euth, please don't tell me you really think that honoring marriage vows is exclusive to Christians.

If you'll admit that breaking them isn't either! Recent studies show that only a very small percent of the married population violate their vows. Apparently liars don't make headlines because they're good at it. We love liars.

I don't bargain with facts. I know the facts, and it is certainly true that breaking vows is not exclusive to them either. I've no idea what "recent studies" you are refering to, but ugh...huh? I'm not real sure what you mean with the 'liar' theme you ran with....but I reallly don't want to anyway.


You seem to have a real distrust of just about any politician, (Christians and other groups as well, apparently) and when you get right down to it, I think that's where we can both agree. However, I think no mater how "realistic" you think that view is.....that it's "truth", I on the other hand, want to hold out for integrity as well.
I really have no problem with this "Weiner" guy. He did what he did and he's on his way out. Good riddence to him. Let he and his wife now deal with the consequences of his royal stupidity. In all likelyhood, another rat-bastard will soon take his place.

P.S. Sorry about the chocolate. You're right. That was too fucking low.

Apology accepted. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to rummage through my pantry in search of that hershey bar....if my husband didn't snag it first

 

[euthanatos93420]

Where do I begin here...it is wrong on so many levels. Kudos to ya I guess for the willingness to admit you'd not have the integrity to keep your marriage vows,

You know what? I'd do the deed but I'd have the integrity to ask my wife first.

The rest of your oh so typical clueless man-blame-woman rant is just not worth responding to.

Yeah, I do still struggle with genuine misogyny. You haven't actually seen it yet, because most of this has just been mocking your presentation of stereotypes with blatant stereotypes that I don't actually uphold (except the sammich part, women stay out of my kitchen). If I were to unleash my true mysogyny you'd cry. Here's a sample. Basic training: Cheated w/ ex. AIT: Cheated w/ dude off the internet Deployed overseas: Cheated with dude off the internet (different one).

And yet. It took the third strike before I finally said fuck it and stopped giving a fuck about a goddamn piece of paper she pissed on. AND THEN THAT BITCH CHEATED ON ME WITH SOME OTHER SOLDIER WHILE I WAS IN THE FIELD TRAINING GODDAMIT.

So I tried to be gay but in addition to guys being just as slutty I found out that they just didn't do it for me. So I came to the conclusion that all humans are whores. Then I realised what it must be like to live as a human in a position where other humans expect you to be superhuman. Humanity becomes your kryptonite.

I don't bargain with facts. I know the facts, and it is certainly true that breaking vows is not exclusive to them either. I've no idea what "recent studies" you are refering to, but ugh...huh? I'm not real sure what you mean with the 'liar' theme you ran with....but I reallly don't want to anyway.

NEWS FLASH - THIS JUST IN: %99 of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot. (also, that's an old joke)

You seem to have a real distrust of just about any politician, (Christians and other groups as well, apparently) and when you get right down to it, I think that's where we can both agree. However, I think no mater how "realistic" you think that view is.....that it's "truth", I on the other hand, want to hold out for integrity as well.

You hold out while the world burns around you. In the meantime those of us who acknowledge the truth of life and nature of reality will enjoy being honest about our shameless sexual 'perversions'.

Good riddence to him.

Selling your freedoms for the safety of your sensibilities. Tsk tsk tsk. You just lost another person willing to defend your true freedoms. The lines, or who's left of them, are burning up with the constitution.

 

[sharon1]

.Selling your freedoms for the safety of your sensibilities. Tsk tsk tsk. You just lost another person willing to defend your true freedoms. The lines, or who's left of them, are burning up with the constitution.

Heheheh, all I meant was he did what he did and good riddence to him because....I think even you can admit, sending all those emails was really, really stupid.
Man, if ya can't understand not wanting a guy this dumb in congress...there's not much else I can say.

I'm sorry about your relationship troubles.

And I just gotta say after this:

The lines, or who's left of them, are burning up with the constitution.

...I want some of the shit you're smokin. I bet it's good.

 

[euthanatos93420]

Heheheh, all I meant was he did what he did and good riddence to him because....I think even you can admit, sending all those emails was really, really stupid.

Ah, no. I'm a jack of all trad eand master of none. While I might be able to prevent some simple shit like that. I can't hack the CIA or Seante.gov (Real fuckin' kudos there guys!). While I can armchair politics about legalization of cannabis and execution of child molestors, and I could probably find a better budget with more public service than half the GOP I cannot be charismatic about it. I would bitchslap the dumbasses crying about almost babies.

Man, if ya can't understand not wanting a guy this dumb in congress...there's not much else I can say.

Dumb in one place doesn't mean dumb in another. Being not-tech-savvy doesn't mean you're dumb. It means you're too busy doing your fucking job to keep up to date. Can't hate the man for that. Now I KNOW you're gonna say BUT HE WAS GETTING SEXED. And I say that's like saying OMFG HE HAD CORN FOR DINNER. STFU, so did the rest of America since it's inception. Not news. News is information someone somewhere is trying to suppress.

Did you see anyone stepping up to the plate to assist his denials? No, the corporotocracy left him out to dry. Why?

Probably the same reason THE FBI RAIDED HIS HOUSE BECAUSE HE'S A SUSPECTED TERRORIST (or supporting labor unions/being anti-war).

I'm sorry about your relationship troubles.

Don't be. Tbh, I should have seen it coming but because I didn't I learned a lot about human nature and I value that knowledge. Also, apologizing for other people's mistakes is very fucking wierd. Kind of like apologizing at a funeral. WTF?

And I just gotta say after this: ...I want some of the shit you're smokin. I bet it's good.

Ah see. Nothing here to smoke. That's kind of the origin of the problem.

 

[sharon1]

.Don't be. Tbh, I should have seen it coming but because I didn't I learned a lot about human nature and I value that knowledge. Also, apologizing for other people's mistakes is very fucking wierd. Kind of like apologizing at a funeral. WTF?

Ok, I get it. You have no pot.

I am not apologizing for myself, as though it were my fault. I am merely sorry about your circumstances.

And I am really sorry you have no pot.

Because you need some.

To chill with.

Srsly.

That is all.

 

[euthanatos93420]

I am not apologizing for myself, as though it were my fault. I am merely sorry about your circumstances.

Every experience is purposeful for those that make purpose true. No moment, even in suffering is wasted so waste not your pity upon me but glory to the truth of triumph when we shall overcome this villanous oppression which binds us even in dissent.

 

[euthanatos93420]

I do believe that every troll when responded to with humanity should respect the human response because to troll is a human action. A captcha if you will.

Our dissent, and respect for such, is what binds us to resist one world suicide.