Tell Me The Most Funniest Sex Incident You Ever Had And I'll Tell You Mine?

[Urca]

when I was young and living with my mom I would fuck girls in my trap house.I had a crackhead in there and this bitch was fucking bad and definitely didn't look like she smoked.So shes sucking my dick and I eventually bend her over and start hitting it from the back.Like 10 minutes go by and out of no where my mom and aunt walk in cause I just got out and my aunt wanted to see me,well my mom went fucking crazy and my aunt grabs this girl by her hair and starts whailing on her face.They jumped this poor girl so bad she had to get like 60 stitches in her mouth cause some of her teeth went through her lips and cheeks and the rest were on the floor.
I still remember some dumbass getting happy as shit cause he thought he found a rock on the ground.I was like thats that bitch vickys teeth you fucking dickhead lol.

wtf, why did they jump her like that? why did you let them?

 

[Tenner]

My girlfriend had chronic fatigue syndrome for 2 years and thats known to bring your immune system down. When the systems down she got thrush/yeast infection in her vagina a few times and that makes it absolutely stink. Exactly like that, a dead fish lol Problem was we were a little long distance and I wasn`t gonna see her for a 2-3 months so I didn`t have the luxury of turning it down. OMG it did stink though

(didn`t see the 2 pages of posts after lol)

 

[Dizzle Frost]

Sorry bro I can't let you do that. Friends don't let friends drunk dial. You'll thank me for it in thhe morning.

good pooint..thanks homie

It's almost 2am here.
But if its not late where you're at, hit her up. tell her sorry.

yea same here ....btu her husband fucking hates me

unless your too shitfaced.
don't call and start crying and shit

yea im not calling now..who knows what will happen ..prolly a bad choice if i do

 

[ganjames]

wtf, why did they jump her like that? why did you let them?

Because shes a crackhead.

VICKY GOT KNOCKED THE FUCKOUT

 

[Urca]

ah fuck!! that made me laugh so fucking hard....

 

[ganjames]

good pooint..thanks homie

yea same here ....btu her husband fucking hates me

yea im not calling now..who knows what will happen ..prolly a bad choice if i do

Oh shit she's married. I think the girl I fucked over is single.
I better act fast!

 

[Urca]

lol it would be nice if i could get an apology from the guys who fucked me over... especially the one before the last one. he fucked me over so good.... had me crying for two months

 

[Dizzle Frost]

Oh shit she's married. I think the girl I fucked over is single.
I better act fast!

yeah she married..we all knoweachother to....hubby is a tool

 

[Tenner]

when I was young and living with my mom I would fuck girls in my trap house.I had a crackhead in there and this bitch was fucking bad and definitely didn't look like she smoked.So shes sucking my dick and I eventually bend her over and start hitting it from the back.Like 10 minutes go by and out of no where my mom and aunt walk in cause I just got out and my aunt wanted to see me,well my mom went fucking crazy and my aunt grabs this girl by her hair and starts whailing on her face.They jumped this poor girl so bad she had to get like 60 stitches in her mouth cause some of her teeth went through her lips and cheeks and the rest were on the floor.
I still remember some dumbass getting happy as shit cause he thought he found a rock on the ground.I was like thats that bitch vickys teeth you fucking dickhead lol.

Dude thats fucking sick you come from some hard ass shit... woah..

Terrible...

 

[Dizzle Frost]

Dont know if this is funny or gross...i was fuckin this girl in the butt and i pulled out for a minute and there was this little turd on the head of my dick..well i just thumped it off and it stuck to the wall then went back to fuckin..always wondered what she thought when she found a turd on the wall...

LOL you had a hitch hiker

 

[ganjames]

lol it would be nice if i could get an apology from the guys who fucked me over... especially the one before the last one. he fucked me over so good.... had me crying for two months

Girls have fucked me over plenty and I never got an apology.

 

[......]

wtf, why did they jump her like that? why did you let them?

idk I just remember hearing get the fuck off my son you filthy ass whore followed by a mean ass right hook.I didn't stop her cause its family and they were bent on beating the hell out this girl.There was nothing I could do and they fucked me over from getting pussy for awhile when all the other girls in the neighborhood heard about it.

I still feel so bad for that girl but it was nice actually seeing my mom and aunt working together like that lol its usually them fighting.

 

[Tenner]

yeah she married..we all knoweachother to....hubby is a tool

Don`t call her if she has a husband. If you do care for her then you care for her relationship too and calling her up at night apologising isn`t good for that. How about daytime?

 

[Dizzle Frost]

Don`t call her if she has a husband. If you do care for her then you care for her relationship too and calling her up at night apologising isn`t good for that. How about daytime?

i dotn think they like eachother..but yeah im not callin tonite

 

[Urca]

Girls have fucked me over plenty and I never got an apology.

lol well at least i can say ive never fucked a guy over. im sorry some girl did that to you

 

[ganjames]

Don't be sorry, I deserved that shit more than any guy I know lmfao

 

[Urca]

idk I just remember hearing get the fuck off my son you filthy ass whore followed by a mean ass right hook.I didn't stop her cause its family and they were bent on beating the hell out this girl.There was nothing I could do and they fucked me over from getting pussy for awhile when all the other girls in the neighborhood heard about it.

I still feel so bad for that girl but it was nice actually seeing my mom and aunt working together like that lol its usually them fighting.

at least you feel bad... lol i hope they beat the want to use crack out of her... cause if i was smoking crack and that happened to me, i'd fucking quit.

 

[Tenner]

This whole thing doesn`t make sense to me though. Dots uses coke and hangs out with crackheads but the girl gets her teeth knocked out, just for smoking crack? Its just parents overreacting and vicky paying the consequance...

 

[Urca]

no they beat her ass because she was fucking him... there is no rhyme or reason to it, it just happened that way

 

[ganjames]

I just want to know if any of the crackheads successfully smoked vicky's teeth