Big Tasty Bud
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Two peanuts walking down a dark alley one was assaulted * GET IT ???
Velcro what a Ripoff !!!!
I ran out of jokes
Velcro what a Ripoff !!!!
I ran out of jokes 
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Tenner
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I want a pack of assaulted peanuts please lol
canuckgrow
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A stunning but ditzy blonde woman decided to go horse back riding one day. Trotting along she lost her footing in the stirrups and fell off and of course one foot caught and she was being dragged along with her head bouncing off the ground and woulda died had the Walmart employee not unplugged the horse.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck him off.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck him off.
canuckgrow
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H'uh.....Southern Ontario
Annabel Lee
Member
A blonde entered the curtain department at a department store and told the salesman she wanted to one pair of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns and shades, but the blonde was struggling to make a choice. Eventually, she picked out a pink floral print.
"Ok," says the salesman, "What size curtains do you need?"
"Fifteen inches," replied the blonde.
"That sounds very small. What room are they for?" asked the salesman, confused.
"Oh, they're not for a room, they're for my computer monitor." said the blonde.
The salesman was baffled by this.
"But miss, computers don't need curtains!"
The blonde replied, "Helloooo! I've got Windooowws!"
"Ok," says the salesman, "What size curtains do you need?"
"Fifteen inches," replied the blonde.
"That sounds very small. What room are they for?" asked the salesman, confused.
"Oh, they're not for a room, they're for my computer monitor." said the blonde.
The salesman was baffled by this.
"But miss, computers don't need curtains!"
The blonde replied, "Helloooo! I've got Windooowws!"
Kodank Moment
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
How do you move a pile of living babies?
With a pitchfork.
A stick.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
How do you move a pile of living babies?
With a pitchfork.
ShadyStoner
New Member
We are pretty close then
Big Tasty Bud
Member
Knock Knock ......
Whos there .....
Banana ,,,
banana who????
Knock Knock ....
WHOs THERE ......
BANANA.......
Banana WHO?????
Knock Knock
WHOS THERE
Orange
Orange who
Orange you glad i didnt say BANANA
Whos there .....
Banana ,,,
banana who????
Knock Knock ....
WHOs THERE ......
BANANA.......
Banana WHO?????
Knock Knock
WHOS THERE
Orange
Orange who
Orange you glad i didnt say BANANA
canuckgrow
Well-Known Member
When my 10 yr old was 4 he was telling that joke..
A bit of bad taste but still funny.
Newsflash: All endzones on football fields in Iowa have been changed from natural turf to artificial turf. Anyone know why?
To stop the cheerleaders from grazing at half time of course....baaahaaaaawaaaaaaa