This Is Why I Hate Salvia

Johnnyorganic

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the first time i did salvia, the geico gecko exited the tv, came into my living room, and hypnotized me.

the second and final time i did salvia, i became part of the wall, and then part of the vine growing on the wall. i was unsure how i was going to get off the wall for a while.

i'm not so sure i'll be doing salvia again.
First off, a clove cigarette would put Beef Jerky in the fetal position. :-P

But that aside....

You guys are really making me curious about Salvia.

I've got a few questions for that fucking gecko.
 

MediMary

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yah my breakthrouh was very enlightening, I realized salvia sucks;)
what it really comes down to is the bottom line, and the bottom line is~ i love drugs!.. in my opinion this drug sucks, id rather eat glue :)

ill stick to dmt, acid, mushroom, exctasy, peyote, mushrooms, all of which have been fun and enjoyable experiences, liquid acid being my fav. Having dozens upon dozens of spirtual/enlighting trips from other drugs, and having done salvia about a dozen times..I can straight up say for myself there is nothing spirtitual or fun about it..

Everyone of my salvia trips was a little different, but they are all the same common denominator, they sucked.. Physically it makes me feel like im having a stroke or a heart attack, I don't feel connected with god or nature, or any great insights(like when taking acid or mushrooms for example).
 

Perfextionist420

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I have taken about a hundred hits of acid lots of mushrooms smoked uncountable amounts of pot takn e while tripping done coke and drank with the best of them. But the worst ever reaction to any drug I have ever seen came from salvia. Now granted I didn't like it and had some weird experiences like thinking I was crossing the street and looking for traffic when really I just stood up and walked to the other couch and sat down.

I was chillin with a couple of dudes at my apt after smoking a bong the one pulled out a pouch of salvia and was like hey I'm gonna try this, cool? So I was like whatever go for it. Well he took a massive hit and put the bong down then stood up. He didnt move or say anythin for a moment then he walked straight forward and smacked face first into a wall and fell flat on his ass. Me and the other dude didn't know what to make of this so we just sat there for a second then out of no where this guy jus starts screaming bloody fucking murder at the top of his lungs like if someone was trying to brand him. He is one big loud dude like six five, well he is screaming loud enough for the whole building to hear him and is rolling on the floor bleeding from his face covering himself in blood.

Dude two freaks out and runs out of the apt and o run over to the guy like omg quiet please be fucking quiet, hes looking at me but doesnt recognize me so he picks me up with full blown retard strength screaming oh my god and throws me on the couch and just holds me there then loses his balance and falls backwards catching his chin on the corner of the coffee table and splits it open. Well after the most intense five minutes of psychosis I have ever seen he starts to quiet down I'm just like dude we have to fuckin leave there is no way the cops aren't coming it sounded like he was being murdered. So I get his shirt on him and we fucking run outside and into the park and just start walking down the path. He can't remember who he is or what's goin on.

After a half hour he finally stabilizes. Well when he described what happened to me it went like this. He thought he was in a picture that fell off the wall and shattered into a million pieces that folded up on themselves and everything went pure white and he couldn't see or hear anything. I scoped out my apt building for over an hour before going back it was a complete miracle no cops came an we didn't go to jail that night.

In short fuck salvia that shit should be illegal.
 
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