I made a stinky and now the toilet won't flush.

Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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Not really. :lol:

Actually, I replaced my water heater last week. It ran fine for two days, and then the pilot light went out. Now I can't ignite it.

But that's for ANOTHER thread.

Not really. :lol:

Instead of complaining about it. I will just fix it. ;-)

The actual intention of this thread is to celebrate BATHROOM HUMOR.

I'll get things started with none other than Ace Ventura.

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Enjoy it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrRE1LDY_U&NR=1
 
Perfextionist420

Perfextionist420

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My friend was telling me how he pulled an ab muscle taking a shit once and his sister heard him through the door screaming and crapping. That took explaining
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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jennitallwart

jennitallwart

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We have acquired knowledge of the "jedi poop trick" where as the poo is "crowning" or "prairie dogging" you start the flush sequence. by the time it hits the water there is no water remaining and mr hanky gets shuffled on down the line-zero evidence. hell, we might even turn on the sink faucet in case there will be a fart :)
 
april

april

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jennitallwart said:
We have acquired knowledge of the "jedi poop trick" where as the poo is "crowning" or "prairie dogging" you start the flush sequence. by the time it hits the water there is no water remaining and mr hanky gets shuffled on down the line-zero evidence. hell, we might even turn on the sink faucet in case there will be a fart :)
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LMFAO ha i was in Tim Hortons and some old lady was dropping a deuce, poor old thing asked me to turn the tap on and apologized for her "smell" lmfao
Ya i can't pee if someone is listening or in the stall next to me lol, always gotta wait for my privacy
 
dam612

dam612

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[video=youtube;4ErQ6Ft1Cks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ErQ6Ft1Cks&feature=related[/video]
 
medicalmaryjane

medicalmaryjane

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once my friend was crashing at my place and had to go but didn't want my bf to know so she whispered to me, "Is it ok if i take a doodie"? I don't knwo why she diidn't just do it... my bf overheard and started craking up. we still joke about it.
 
olylifter420

olylifter420

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you got a bf? say whaaaaaaaatttttt

[video=youtube;fv-CLrr4uHk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv-CLrr4uHk[/video]


medicalmaryjane said:
once my friend was crashing at my place and had to go but didn't want my bf to know so she whispered to me, "Is it ok if i take a doodie"? I don't knwo why she diidn't just do it... my bf overheard and started craking up. we still joke about it.
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Perfextionist420

Perfextionist420

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olylifter420 said:
must have been a massive shit turd cause it takes a great amount of force to rip a muscle...
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Yeah rofl the guy has digestive problems and usually takes pills to regulate his system I'm guessing he didn't that day. That's still gotta suck so bad lol I can only imagine.
 
olylifter420

olylifter420

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thats gotta suck! i remember one time i was a senior in high school still, me and a few friends were partying in one of my friends hitch travel trailers... The thing was tiny, but it was fun to party in, lol...

well anyways, i was so fucking wasted and i needed to go, so i go sit on the toilet, all of sudden i get this urge to puke, the tube was right next to me so i leaned over and puked, the force my core made expelled my poop and vomit out quick, man that fucking sucked!!!! all the while i was peeing all over the place... the restroom was made for people that shouldnt be taller then 5'9", im 6'2 220lbs, dam toilet was made for midgets so you get the drift!

moral of the story, make sure to shit in a good size restroom, you never know when your gonna shuke!! LOLLLLLL



Perfextionist420 said:
Yeah rofl the guy has digestive problems and usually takes pills to regulate his system I'm guessing he didn't that day. That's still gotta suck so bad lol I can only imagine.
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