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Heya I was curious if you guys play any smoking games?

My friend invents them all the time (He's very vindictive though). There is not one single game we've played where someone could do weed without doing both liquor and tobacco, so yeah, vindictive. But hey, he was buying so I guess it was his right.

So I was curious about the games other people play.
 
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My buddy, makes the most messed up games.

Basically, daddy is well off and set him up. He buys all the weed and alcohol. However, he gets to mess with you.

If you want to know any of the games I'll happily type them up.
 
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Because Peacefulkid1992 begged me to reply I will. Here is one of the smoking games that my friend made me play.

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Zero for Hero

This is a game that should be played in either a car or pick-up truck with the windows closed.

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What you need to play:

Cigars: Every guy playing this game has to smoke cigars. If a friend of yours won't smoke one simply don't let them play. They wouldn't be happy anyway since the game involves being locked in a car full of cigar smoke

A blunt with at least a little cigar tobacco still in it. When me and my buds are vindictive (or messed up) we actually use a half-cigar half-weed one.

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How to Play:

Everyone gets into the car (or truck), the windows and doors stay closed (as a rule).

Pass out the cigars.

Every guy shakes each others hand and makes the agreement, “If I whine about the smoke, I am a wuss”. This step is important and you should actually shake each others hand and say this to everyone while still sane/sober/non-stoned ect... It is important, please just do it.

Everyone lights up their cigar.

Then after the cigars are lit the blunt can be lit up.

Pick an order, left to right or right to left. This really shouldn't be an issue.

Take a massive hit off of the blunt. The glow on the end is the gauge for everyone else if you are really taking your turn.

Your goal is to hold in the smoke and zero it out (or close enough) without coughing.

When someone zeros it out without coughing:
- every other player has to give them a fist bump of respect while saying “You sir are a champ”.

Every time that someone coughs on it:
-Every other player blows cigar smoke in their face, pats them on the cheek and says “Maybe next time you'll be a man”.

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The game sounds simple enough but remember that no one is allowed to crack a single window, period. Just imagine three guys in a pick-up truck all smoking cigars in addition to a blunt. Laughing, slapping each other on the back, blowing smoke in each others face for a joke... the smoke gets intense fast.

You do remember the hand shake and agreement everyone made before lighting up their cigars? The first person to complain about the smoke, their eyes watering, lack of oxygen, ect... Loses the game.

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Losing the game:

Option 1: Death by Cigar- This is the one time I have ever lost the game. I forgot and made the mistake of saying that my eyes were tearing up. No matter how blazed I get I will never make that mistake again for the rest of my life. I was in the middle of a pick-up truck and I made this mistake. The punishment we agreed on for losing the game was that the loser had to light up a cigar and inhale the entire thing. We actually had a puke bucket in the truck because this was our plan. So after nearly an hour of three guys smoking cigars and weed with the windows closed... I had to light up a second cigar and inhale the entire thing. In addition to that both of my friends lit up a second cigar and kept blowing it in my face. Imagine that, and the windows and doors are still closed! That is what Death by Cigar means in this lose option.

Option 2: Shoot the loser- A little bit more merciful than option 1. Each player shotguns the loser twice. Once with the blunt and once with the cigar. Do not let them do the blunt or cigar on their own. Being shotgunned is a way of saying I lost you win. As for the cigar, yeah that part sucks but you are all supposed to be laughing at each other and having a good time. At this point in time you've breathed in how much second hand cigar smoke? I think you can take a shotgun or two for everyone's amusement.

Option 3: Tease the whiner- This might be a little more cruel than option 2. Basically you don't let the loser touch whatever is left of the weed. You keep teasing them. Blow it in their face, pretend to offer it but don't give it to them. This might actually be a little bit more cruel than option 1. At least in Death by Cigar the guy can still hit the blunt.
 
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The only one we do is Bob Marley really, but I hate being forced into smoking games. If it's the same old cheese I concentrate less on just sitting there getting high though. Or wait until the joint/blunt comes back to you, then exhale. Or 1 toke passes, inhaling as much as you can as fast as you can, then exhaling after 5 passes or so.

I know it's not the best for you but it's once in a while...
 
Psychedelic Breakfast

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xKuroiTaimax said:
The only one we do is Bob Marley really, but I hate being forced into smoking games. If it's the same old cheese I concentrate less on just sitting there getting high though. Or wait until the joint/blunt comes back to you, then exhale. Or 1 toke passes, inhaling as much as you can as fast as you can, then exhaling after 5 passes or so.

I know it's not the best for you but it's once in a while...
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I didn't think of that, those are always fun. But yeah, I usually prefer smoking to be more of a relaxing session :eyesmoke:
 
Hepheastus420

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Well you can inhale pass hold it in until the bong gets back to you if you exhale before the bong gets back to you then you lose and don't get another hit (loss of brain cells though so don't recommend it). or ring of death you know pretty much just smoke everyone out last one standing gets a free gram. Then you can always play video games and who ever wins gets a bong hit. Or you can get baked go outside and play basketball that is fun while stoned. And who ever wins gets a hit. Or of course joint racing- first person to finish joint wins. The rules are roll two equal sized joints, light up, you must hold each hit in for 5 seconds. Simple enough. If you wanna be a dick you can do it with a fat blunt and nothing to drink with the dankest bud you can get your hands on. Have fun don't hold in too long unless you want to kill your brain cells.
 
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Some times you do have to kill a few brain cells to live your life. Did you read that most messed up game my friend made me play?

So yeah, I'll probably post another game tomorrow.
 
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Ok, it's tomorrow. Here is the next game.

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Four sins

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This is a game that my buddy plays when he wants to mess with someone. He buys the weed and the alcohol and lets you come over and partake but... He gets to mess with you.

This is what he puts his buds through in exchange for the free “good time”.

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What you need to play this game:

A bottle of liquor or a case of beer, maybe even both.

Three identical pipes. Corn Cob pipes are probably the easiest thing to obtain and the cheapest. All three should be identical though!

Weed, of course.

Pipe tobacco.

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First pack a pipe of weed

Second pack a pipe with pipe tobacco

Third, pack the last pipe with a 50-50 mixture of weed and pipe tobacco.

Everyone takes a shot or drinks half a beer (if we drank an entire beer every round the entire night would be nothing but bathroom breaks).

Everyone takes a hit off of pipe one, the weed pipe.

Second everyone smokes the tobacco pipe. You don't have to inhale but you do have to at least puff on it (this is where the game gets fun later in the night).

Now you get handed the mixture. You're gonna do it. Inhale the mixture.
After everyone has went through all three they take another shot or drink another half of a beer.

This is the fun part. After you get enough alcohol and weed in people, they are going to start forgetting which pipe is tobacco and which is weed. Your friends should get so drunk that they accidentally inhale the pure tobacco pipe. That is what makes this a game. How long can you keep it together?

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Optional Rule:

If you really want to mess with your friends something fierce...

Since all three pipes are identical mix them up before you pass them around each round. Do this in a way no one can see how you mix them. For the first few rounds this won't matter at all but... After people get enough alcohol in them the differences won't be so obvious.
 
ShadyStoner

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Hepheastus420 said:
Well you can inhale pass hold it in until the bong gets back to you if you exhale before the bong gets back to you then you lose and don't get another hit (loss of brain cells though so don't recommend it). or ring of death you know pretty much just smoke everyone out last one standing gets a free gram. Then you can always play video games and who ever wins gets a bong hit. Or you can get baked go outside and play basketball that is fun while stoned. And who ever wins gets a hit. Or of course joint racing- first person to finish joint wins. The rules are roll two equal sized joints, light up, you must hold each hit in for 5 seconds. Simple enough. If you wanna be a dick you can do it with a fat blunt and nothing to drink with the dankest bud you can get your hands on. Have fun don't hold in too long unless you want to kill your brain cells.
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we call it ping pong but no free shit if you win...

you just get to call eveyone else pussies all night
 
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ShadyStoner, are you saying that last game I posted is called Ping Pong by you? My friend just invents this stuff so if you've played it before I would love to know.
 
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To be honest, every time my friend smokes weed all of the doors and windows have to be closed. We either go out to his truck or shed and we're both adults. We don't have to hide anything, he just believes in a small area with no vented smoke. It's his personal belief that, that, is how it should be done. I actually support him on this, for the most part.

To be honest, and not to argue, peacefulkid, did you read the entire game and all of the options? Hot-boxing does not have a downside or punishments. Dude, no matter what gets posted. by anyone, how can you have a smoking game and not call it 'something' such as hot-boxing, chain smoking, ect...?

When we do that 50-50 mixture I cough about 95% of the time.
My friend is one of the few guys in this world that can inhale a cigar without choking and that is why he makes people do a mixture.
So yeah, imagine an hour of sitting in a front seats only pick-up truck. Every two minutes I get cigar smoke blown in my face by both of the guys on either side of me in the truck. Why? because I can not inhale a 50-50 blunt. My friend can. He is an every day cigar and pipe smoker so can take it. But, he does mess with his buds and does all of the buying.

It was just, lose, lose, lose for me. Every round I lost.

That is why I call it a game.
 
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