Keg Party
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mccumcumber
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Does the Keg Party Plan involve everyone getting drunk all the time... cause that's how our country was ran pretty much all the way up to prohibition... and things worked fucking great! I'm all for the keg party, are you gonna be our representative for the upcoming election?
beardo
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We support your right to get drunk if that is what makes you happy. We also plan to eliminate drinking and driving laws so cadillacs will be able to come with drink tumblers again like the good ole days. I will represent the party unless someone more qualified steps up.
beardo
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The first step will be to eliminate the deficit, I plan to do this by buying ten ounces of platinum and having them minted into ten one ounce coins worth two trillion each, we will use those to elinate the debt and help pay current obligations, The next step would be to issue Gold and Silver coins to compete with Fed reserve notes. We could mint coins with 10% 50% and 99.999% Gold content, same with Silver. The next step would be to stop our involvment in military conflicts or to make them profitable for the people of this country.
beardo
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By taking over oil feilds and shipping ports and mines we will use the POW's to work the mines
beardo
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our current system embraces and profits from slavery
highway cleaning crews, prison inmates mopping floors for days off of their sentences
Mitsubishi had US prisoners of war in WWII that they worked to death in mines- I still see a lot of Americans buying Mitsubishis
doobered
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no it doesnt have to be slavery
look at it as job security
the work they do for compensates for their food and housing
think of it as we are helping them even though they wanted to kill us
we could have taken that route but and killed them but why waste cheap quality labor
we could even set up camps for them too
beardo
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I'm glad some people still have enough common sense to understand this concept.
With the global recession some of these countries would jump at the opportunity, I'm sure their are many in Somalia who would gladly labor for food and water.
We could even use unemployment offices as recruiting centers to lower our unemployment.
beardo
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I prefer the system laid out in the constitution, and declaration of independance and bill of rights.
I think we could also have a king if we wanted but not to rule over us more of a King to unite us and I believe any king we were to choose should be dead allready because people are more powerful and infalible in death-G.G. Allin would make a great king.
doobered
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word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beardo
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And the King could bang your woman before you got married on your wedding night- That was a good custom, You would allmost be proud, like you could get old and tell the grandkids, one time the king banged your grendma
doobered
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this sounds like a plan... but where to get platinum
and the whole kings banging my girl... not cool...just weird. he could watch us bang and hold the camera