Keg Party

beardo

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this sounds like a plan... but where to get platinum

and the whole kings banging my girl... not cool...just weird. he could watch us bang and hold the camera
We can just buy the platinum, or better yet have our military get us some, I hear Gaddafi has some- The key to this plan is our ability to coin platnium in any denomination as legal tender- I'm saying minting a few to pay our debt, and then never doing it again, and refusing to borrow any more or to print fiat currency would solve our problems.
 

beardo

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31 USC § 5112 “Denominations, specifications, and design of coins.” section (k):
(k) The Secretary may mint and issue platinum bullion coins and proof platinum coins in accordance with such specifications, designs, varieties, quantities, denominations, and inscriptions as the Secretary, in the Secretary’s discretion, may prescribe from time to time.
 

fishwhistle

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Dude this is a WAYYY better plan then our current leaders have,id like to suggest snoop dogg for king,purely as a figurehead of course.
 

doobered

Active Member
ya that could work or we can just say "it is what it is" and burn a few bridges along the way but those bridges can be rebuilt in due time!
 

urmomis100

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ya that could work or we can just say "it is what it is" and burn a few bridges along the way but those bridges can be rebuilt in due time!
And rebuilding those bridges (literal or not) would lower unemployment!!!!

And we could destroy a fuck ton of cars and offer govt incentives to buy new ones! according to a statistic i just made up, that would cut unemployment by 50%!!!!!

Oh wait.... we already tried that....
 

beardo

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I like my bicycle plan as an economic stimulis, health care and enviornmental plan.
We will set up our unused metal works and factories to build bicycles and we will put people who are unemployed to work building them we will give everyone in the country a bicycle instead of the tax credit weve been giving every one. Riding the bikes will improve peoples health and lower demand for oil and lower emissions. Once we have made a bike for everyone the factories could begin making them for sale and export.
 

doobered

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you can expand from bicycles to vehicles that use the same engineering and use different gear ratios to make them easier to drive with 2+ passengers. maybe everyone will have to peddle their weight but it would sure beat being in the rain or when its hot or cold.

AMERICA WOULD LOSE WEIGHT OR DIE TRYING!!!!!!!
 

beardo

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you can expand from bicycles to vehicles that use the same engineering and use different gear ratios to make them easier to drive with 2+ passengers. maybe everyone will have to peddle their weight but it would sure beat being in the rain or when its hot or cold.

AMERICA WOULD LOSE WEIGHT OR DIE TRYING!!!!!!!
That is a great idea, I might have to appoint you to our department of transportation
 

beardo

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Another of my plans would be if you are 18 and sign up for two years of military service you get a card upon completion of your service that garentees you 99 cent a gallon gas at any gas station in the U.S. for the rest of your life.
 

doobered

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the first thing that needs to be done is bring back hemp!
we need to stay some what simple and us solar and wind instead of beating up our planet
 
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