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[patlpp]

So whats your assessment ANC is there some fricken conspiracy going on? Is it another USA take over the world thing?

 

[patlpp]

gay bathhouse?

Very good +rep How do you see things in such a unique perspective?

 

[RyanTheRhino]

i think he or she said he/she was openly gay a couple times on rui

 

[tip top toker]

Lol, fear it might lead to identification of the Osama team. Lemme go out on a limb, one and the same group.

 

[Carne Seca]

Very good +rep How do you see things in such a unique perspective?

I recognize the pain on their faces?

 

[Carne Seca]

 

[RyanTheRhino]

was that before Stephen colbert had his own show

 

[Hoenhiem]

this thread is awesome lmao!

 

[Hydrotech364]

Lol, fear it might lead to identification of the Osama team. Lemme go out on a limb, one and the same group.

Yeah but DEVGRU has over 130 SEAL's,Shame Cairo and her handler were onboard too.The whole fuckin thing Sux Hard.

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[hoss12781]

I recognize the pain on their faces?

Springboard or platform divers.

 

[Big P]

 

[ANC]

[video=youtube;RAKsMnAM8vk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAKsMnAM8vk[/video]

 

[Dirty Harry]

Felonious Munk Presents: Stop It B! OBAMA PAY YOUR &*%$#% BILLS


[video=youtube;tRmZ9zH-mYM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRmZ9zH-mYM&feature=player_embedded#at=177[/video]

 

[Winter Woman]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
Deserted street with your wife
And two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner,
Locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities,
Raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY

Democrat's Answer:

​

·Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
​

·What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?​

·Does the man look poor or oppressed?​

·Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?​

·Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?​

·Could we run away?​

·What does my wife think?​

·What about the kids?​

·Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?​

·What does the law say about this situation? ​

·Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?​

·Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?​

·Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?​

·Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?​

·If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?​

·Should I call 9-1-1?​

·Why is this street so deserted?​

·We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.​

·Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.​

·I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. ​

·This is all so confusing!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........ ......... .
Republican's Answer:

BANG!


............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........ ......

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!​

 

[patlpp]

Springboard or platform divers.

Thanks , I was lost.

 

[Winter Woman]

 

[Winter Woman]

Midwestern tycoon Warren Buffett, pictured here adorably eating a parfait,
presented his quick and easy solution to America’s debt problem today on CNBC:


“I could end the deficit in five minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a
deficit of more than three percent of GDP all sitting members of congress are ineligible for reelection.

 

[Winter Woman]

I like my 9 mm, too. Man, the ammo that he used in this video.

[video=youtube;-TC2xTCb_GU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TC2xTCb_GU[/video]

 

[Dirty Harry]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question: ...

​

Since I carry a Ruger P90DC .45ACP with hot semi-wad cutters in magazine one and NATO military ball ammunition in magazine two...My answer would be BANG!BANG! as I was trained to shoot double taps. Maybe Bang!Bang![Pause]BANG! if I think he is wearing body armor and I take a head shot.
After that, if he is still moving, I am going to shake that fuckers hand. If you can't drop someone with three rounds or less of .45ACP, leave your gun at home son...you don't know how to use it.​

 

[xMOONx]

I like my 9 mm, too. Man, the ammo that he used in this video.

[video=youtube;-TC2xTCb_GU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TC2xTCb_GU[/video]

I carry a Sig Sauer P226--(Mr. Sig) awesome pistol!