DoobieBrother
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Mine are OSHA-approved steel-toed work shoes, modeled after a pair of workshoes designed by Saint Hubbins in the year 420 A.D. after he returned from a journey through the foothills of the Kush Mountains to document unusual indigenous plant life cultivated by the savage (but totally mellow) tribes in the Indus Valley.
Upon his return to Rome, having battled his way through rampaging Ostrogoths who were invading Pannonia, he was brought before Emperor Flavius Lavius Honorius Augustus ("E-Hone", to his homies in the Senate, though his enemies in the Senate referred to him as "Flava Flavius" for his predilection for wearing over-sized sundials on heavy golden chains around his neck at all times) to give his report.
When asked how his journey was, a red-eyed Saint Hubbins could only say, rocking to and fro upon unsteady feet and with a dreamy smile and smoking papyrus tube upon his lips, was:
"Duuuuude...."
Mea sunt OSHA-probabto ferro-digitorum opus calciati, post bina similtudenum opus calciati amet factum Sanctus Hubbins anno CDXX Anno Domini postquam reversus est a tabellae ut a iter montibus montes Kush de novo culta per gentes ferae (sed toto mitis) et in vita plantae indigenae Vallis Indus.
In reditum ut Romam, pugnatumque cum per populandum qui adiens Ostrogoths Pannonia, Caesar Flavius ​Lavius Honorius Augustus ille raptus ("E-Hone" amicis eius in senatu, cum hostis in senatu ad eum: "Flava Flavius" on solarium amplitudo pro praedilectionis pro labore et nimis grave catenasque aureas collo eius omni tempore) ad senatum deferretur.
Qui interrogatus quam profectus erat, rubea luscus Sanctus Hubbins, posset dicere vascillatio eximius instabile ac nibh arcu pede somniculosus chartae cum tubo in ore erat;
"Fraterrrrrr...."
Upon his return to Rome, having battled his way through rampaging Ostrogoths who were invading Pannonia, he was brought before Emperor Flavius Lavius Honorius Augustus ("E-Hone", to his homies in the Senate, though his enemies in the Senate referred to him as "Flava Flavius" for his predilection for wearing over-sized sundials on heavy golden chains around his neck at all times) to give his report.
When asked how his journey was, a red-eyed Saint Hubbins could only say, rocking to and fro upon unsteady feet and with a dreamy smile and smoking papyrus tube upon his lips, was:
"Duuuuude...."
Mea sunt OSHA-probabto ferro-digitorum opus calciati, post bina similtudenum opus calciati amet factum Sanctus Hubbins anno CDXX Anno Domini postquam reversus est a tabellae ut a iter montibus montes Kush de novo culta per gentes ferae (sed toto mitis) et in vita plantae indigenae Vallis Indus.
In reditum ut Romam, pugnatumque cum per populandum qui adiens Ostrogoths Pannonia, Caesar Flavius ​Lavius Honorius Augustus ille raptus ("E-Hone" amicis eius in senatu, cum hostis in senatu ad eum: "Flava Flavius" on solarium amplitudo pro praedilectionis pro labore et nimis grave catenasque aureas collo eius omni tempore) ad senatum deferretur.
Qui interrogatus quam profectus erat, rubea luscus Sanctus Hubbins, posset dicere vascillatio eximius instabile ac nibh arcu pede somniculosus chartae cum tubo in ore erat;
"Fraterrrrrr...."
just like my shoes, i can't recall the last time i had a blister or whatnot. Does as it sais on the packet.
My whole mentality is "peculiar" but hell, i just prefere to think the general majority are just fucked in the head and are just utterly insecure haha
mock as you will 