Let's Invade Venezuela

beardo

Well-Known Member
Why don't we invade Venezuela? they wouldn't be expecting it right now and they have oil, we could liberate them.
 

redivider

Well-Known Member
they are expecting it.

that's why they've got protection treaties with china and russia in exchange for oil.
 

The Ruiner

Well-Known Member
Those are pretty easy to get...much more difficult to apply in real-world play space. Especially given their considerable distance and tactical deployment deficiencies.

Maybe they got some arms, woo-hoo. What else is new?
 

redivider

Well-Known Member
tactical deployment deficiencies??

china manufactures almost everything the US consumes.

and russia has warships capable of launching cruise missiles docked in Caracas as we speak. they'd reach the US coastline in minutes....

no thanx.
 

The Ruiner

Well-Known Member
tactical deployment deficiencies??

china manufactures almost everything the US consumes.

and russia has warships capable of launching cruise missiles docked in Caracas as we speak. they'd reach the US coastline in minutes....

no thanx.
Commerce isn't direct warfare, but it's very close. [Edit] I also dont think that China is really in a place to be doing anything drastic anyway.[End Edit]

And what about Russian Warships?
 

Sara Saw It

Active Member
Lets not, and say we didn't. Stop the wars, and stop making everything depend on oil.

I sense sarcasm in beardo's original post in this thread. Or maybe, I just hope its sarcasm.
 

undertheice

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the hell with venezuela, i say we invade canada. they've been standing between the lower forty-eight and alaska for far too long. it's high time we united all of north america under one flag. after that, we can start marching through mexico and grab up everything until we reach the panama canal. when we're done, we can evict everyone from our newly conquered territories and send them all to venezuela. let's see how hugo likes us then.
 

UncleBuck

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the hell with venezuela, i say we invade canada. they've been standing between the lower forty-eight and alaska for far too long. it's high time we united all of north america under one flag. after that, we can start marching through mexico and grab up everything until we reach the panama canal. when we're done, we can evict everyone from our newly conquered territories and send them all to venezuela. let's see how hugo likes us then.
canada we can take.

we had the chance to get mexico before but turned it down. reason why? too many mexicans.

 

undertheice

Well-Known Member
canada we can take.

we had the chance to get mexico before but turned it down. reason why? too many mexicans.
i'm not so sure we could stand having a bunch of canadians around either. that's the whole point of deporting the lot of them to venezuela. hugo loves the poor. i'm sure he'll welcome them with open arms. :roll:
 

jeff f

New Member
i got a better idea, how about we let our companies set up oil wells next to theirs....IN INTERNATIONAL WATER.

oh, wait, we cant. a dolphin may die.
 

jeff f

New Member
i'm not so sure we could stand having a bunch of canadians around either. that's the whole point of deporting the lot of them to venezuela. hugo loves the poor. i'm sure he'll welcome them with open arms. :roll:
besides, many canadiens speak french....pussies!
 

undertheice

Well-Known Member
besides, many canadiens speak french....pussies!
this endless "french-bashing" simply must cease. those unfortunates who grew up with french as their first or only language should be seen to have a disability, just like any other. it isn't their fault. i've known many people for whom french was their native tongue and i've found that, with a little help, they are quite capable of leading relatively full and productive lives. on the other hand, there is no excuse for being canadian. they are universally degenerate by choice. at any time they could have left that benighted culture behind and joined the rest of us, participating in a productive society, but they made the choice to continue in their vile ways. it is undoubtedly the canadians that hugo would have the greatest difficulty in accepting. stripped of what little wealth they may have, there is no conceivable use for such creatures.
:bigjoint:
 

UncleBuck

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besides, many canadiens speak french....pussies!
not many, but some.

and it is not the french that is bothersome, it is that they speak a regional dialect unique to the quebecois that not even a french speaker like me can decipher.

they all smell like smegma, too.
 
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