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Michael Sparks

Michael Sparks

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Beautiful, tog tokes ^^

Yeast infections- there's a whole lot of good and bad bacteria in a normal healthy pussy, just like your digestive system. It's when a woman feels run down and tired that she will get a yeast infection. Or a dietary or hormonal disturbance can cause it. Thrush down there us not much different to thrush in the mouth, and contrary to popular belief, it is NOT often sexually transmitted. Not much weirder than beer, wine or marmite really.

I had an internal exam when I was in hospital and it was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life. It was embarrassing lying there with a 105F fever and having some strange woman poking around there while I was unshaven.

First she put some lube on a (not too soft or warn!) vice like contraption called a speculum which she uses a screw/crank type thing to expand inside me. I mean, I can take a fist but feeling that thing get bigger was just how I'd imagine being ripped apart from the inside.

She had a good feel around but it hurt so much when she reached right in- she hit the cervix, which men can often ram by accident which causes pain and sometimes bleeding.

There's no such thing as a membrane called the hymen, there is simply the tight ring called the vaginal corona.

Alot of men seem to think anything put up there any old how is supposed to be pleasurable. My opinion is guys are mostly shit at fingering compared to women who know exactly what they like and where they're going.

The majority of women CANNOT have an orgasm from penetration alone. Don't worry guys. That's probably why alot of women wonder if they truly have or never will actuall have an orgasm.

Vibrators and clitoral stimulation are often a guaranteed orgasm in 2-10 minutes.

The average woman's mouth/throat us about the same depth as a woman's vagina or a man's penis, about 5.5inches conveniently.

Squirting is caused by extra fluid produced by the skene's glands and often a result of g-spot stimulation in women who say they don't usual do it. Feel for a spongy area about 3 inches down inside the front wall of the vagina. Personally I'm more sensitive deep in the right hand side. The clitoris contains twice as many nerve endings as penis.

I love deep hard grinding, breadth as well as length. But no poking! So many men poke instead of stroke -_- I also love a tonge or two, but that sure doesn't happen much...
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I have never been educated and aroused at the same time, +Rep to you xKuroiTaimax
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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I find it fascinating that all the Gynecologists and medical scientists in the world can't find out why and how a woman can ejaculate but an 18yo pothead girl from London can. :D
 
Urca

Urca

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Lol kuroi, what did you mean i am wrong? i dont wanna take over... i personally thought this would be like "Pussy: What do you want to know?" Like for the dumbass guys who have no idea what goes on down there except it better be shaved, better smell good, and that it has periods.
 
obijohn

obijohn

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Not a big fan of shaved, it makes them look like a little girls and that creeps me out. Not a fan of a jungle either, but some trimmed bush is a-ok
 
Urca

Urca

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obijohn said:
Not a big fan of shaved, it makes them look like a little girls and that creeps me out. Not a fan of a jungle either, but some trimmed bush is a-ok
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I do it just because... I hate doing it but it seems its what guys like, and i dont ever want to put anyone off by not doing it... when you see girls in the locker room who have pubic hair escaping their panties, grosses me out... but fuck, its such a pain to shave and like i always get little irritated bumps until it grows long enough to shave again!
 
ganjames

ganjames

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Urca said:
I do it just because... I hate doing it but it seems its what guys like, and i dont ever want to put anyone off by not doing it... when you see girls in the locker room who have pubic hair escaping their panties, grosses me out... but fuck, its such a pain to shave and like i always get little irritated bumps until it grows long enough to shave again!
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lol you don't know how to shave
 
Urca

Urca

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lol i want to, but really, its kinda embarassing being the fat girl who walks in and gets a wax! would you want to be the person doing it? fuck no!
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
Anyone with razor burn please try a magic cream called "Bikini Zone" takes away razor burn or prevents it, if u have issues with ingrown hairs it's because u need to exfoliate ur skin the day b4 u shave, remove all dead/stuck skin cells, also make sure u shower/bath in very warm water, let ur pores open up, then shave with a new good quality razor, try using conditioner over shaving cream, moisturizes and softens and provides the perfect glide needed for a close baby smooth shave.
 
ganjames

ganjames

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april said:
Anyone with razor burn please try a magic cream called "Bikini Zone" takes away razor burn or prevents it, if u have issues with ingrown hairs it's because u need to exfoliate ur skin the day b4 u shave, remove all dead/stuck skin cells, also make sure u shower/bath in very warm water, let ur pores open up, then shave with a new good quality razor, try using conditioner over shaving cream, moisturizes and softens and provides the perfect glide needed for a close baby smooth shave.
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yeah like i'm going to go through all that fucking trouble.

exfoliating and opening pores and conditioner... just for my cock n balls? fuck all that lmao
 
Urca

Urca

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april said:
Anyone with razor burn please try a magic cream called "Bikini Zone" takes away razor burn or prevents it, if u have issues with ingrown hairs it's because u need to exfoliate ur skin the day b4 u shave, remove all dead/stuck skin cells, also make sure u shower/bath in very warm water, let ur pores open up, then shave with a new good quality razor, try using conditioner over shaving cream, moisturizes and softens and provides the perfect glide needed for a close baby smooth shave.
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ok, exofoliate, get the cream, and be careful... one time when i was 16, i was shaving down there, cut myself, didnt think anything of it... i get dressed, go to hang out with my sister... she asked me if i had started my period. I said no why? she said look down. I had a huge blood stain spreading across my jeans. it was from a medium sized nick i had done with the razor. wtf?
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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april said:
Anyone with razor burn please try a magic cream called "Bikini Zone" takes away razor burn or prevents it, if u have issues with ingrown hairs it's because u need to exfoliate ur skin the day b4 u shave, remove all dead/stuck skin cells, also make sure u shower/bath in very warm water, let ur pores open up, then shave with a new good quality razor, try using conditioner over shaving cream, moisturizes and softens and provides the perfect glide needed for a close baby smooth shave.
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You're to sexy.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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Urca said:
ok, exofoliate, get the cream, and be careful... one time when i was 16, i was shaving down there, cut myself, didnt think anything of it... i get dressed, go to hang out with my sister... she asked me if i had started my period. I said no why? she said look down. I had a huge blood stain spreading across my jeans
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One time at band camp.....
 
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