Holy Fuck ME Batman!!!

[Carne Seca]

I hate that commercial, too.

I want to take a giant fly swatter and smack her with it. That screaming... It's like fingernails on a chalkboard.

 

[Urca]

I wanna punch her in the throat

 

[newatit2010]

I was going out the back door to refill some hummingbird feeders when I noticed a huge Black Widow on the wall next to the door. I grabbed the Die-You-Fucking-Spider spray and doused the little murderous bitch. She dropped to the floor so I did the natural thing and stepped on it.

HER BABIES WENT EVERYWHERE.

They were on her abdomen and I didn't even see them. I spent the next 8 hours spraying and taking apart shit and spraying some more and coughing my ass off and then spraying even more.

I think I have cancer now.

I know I missed one or two and they are lurking and biding their time for revenge. I'm not going to be able to sleep for a week.

Dang I thought you were going to start your hummingbird thread and here you are talking about spiders. LOL I tryed to take pictures today and only got blurs.

 

[Carne Seca]

Dang I thought you were going to start your hummingbird thread and here you are talking about spiders. LOL I tryed to take pictures today and only got blurs.

Its pretty damned hard. They are busy little things. Speaking of which. Time to scrub and refill.

 

[cranker]

I was going out the back door to refill some hummingbird feeders when I noticed a huge Black Widow on the wall next to the door. I grabbed the Die-You-Fucking-Spider spray and doused the little murderous bitch. She dropped to the floor so I did the natural thing and stepped on it.

HER BABIES WENT EVERYWHERE.

They were on her abdomen and I didn't even see them. I spent the next 8 hours spraying and taking apart shit and spraying some more and coughing my ass off and then spraying even more.

I think I have cancer now.

I know I missed one or two and they are lurking and biding their time for revenge. I'm not going to be able to sleep for a week.

Well, if it makes you feel better, chances are it was a wolf spider, which looks very similar to a widow, since it was carrying it's babies. It's the only species in New Mexico that size that carries it's babies. Very few species do, and if you found a widow carrying babies it would be EXTREMELY rare as they are cannabalistic.

 

[Winter Woman]

Well... Isn't that just special. Said like that SNL's church lady.

Well, if it makes you feel better, chances are it was a wolf spider, which looks very similar to a widow, since it was carrying it's babies. It's the only species in New Mexico that size that carries it's babies. Very few species do, and if you found a widow carrying babies it would be EXTREMELY rare as they are cannabalistic.

 

[Carne Seca]

Well, if it makes you feel better, chances are it was a wolf spider, which looks very similar to a widow, since it was carrying it's babies. It's the only species in New Mexico that size that carries it's babies. Very few species do, and if you found a widow carrying babies it would be EXTREMELY rare as they are cannabalistic.

Could be. It was dark (the laundry room) and I saw huge, black, eight legs, and an attitude.