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[N0iZ]

I still love lamp

 

[fdd2blk]

my elbow hurts. i think i fucked it up jumping waves on my seadoo.

 

[fdd2blk]

I love lamp

[video=youtube;6CPwOOK4nEM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CPwOOK4nEM[/video]

 

[UncleBuck]

the wild cat in my backyard likes processed cheese slices. little pieces rolled into balls.

one of my cats likes cheez-its.

 

[dLoc07]

Oh, I'm sorry.

I forgot I was messin' with a sonofabitch.

ROTFLMAO!

Show me something worthy of respect.

Then we'll talk.

I think someone needs to start calling johnny boy DADDY!!! Johnny just 0W43D you!!

 

[Johnnyorganic]

I stepped outside just now to let my dog piss on a bush, and I saw a bat flying around.

I like bats.

And turtles.

 

[DelSlow]

I stepped outside just now to let my dog piss on a bush, and I saw a bat flying around.

I like bats.

And turtles.

I also like turtles

And strippers.

 

[UncleBuck]

I stepped outside just now to let my dog piss on a bush, and I saw a bat flying around.

I like bats.

And turtles.

i like this post, and you like turtles in this post.

thus, by transitivity of "like", i like turtles.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

I also like RIU memes.

Mini-Memes, if you will.

And strippers.

Labradoodle.

 

[UncleBuck]

i do not like strippers, they make me sad.

i do not like having to reconcile a hard on with pity for that which is giving me a hard on.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

i do not like strippers, they make me sad.

i do not like having to reconcile a hard on with pity for that which is giving me a hard on.

I don't go to strip clubs because they exploit men.

Three types of people go to strip clubs: Dancers, Staff, and Customers.

At the end of the night two of those three walk away with much more money than they had when the day started.

It does not take a natural genius to figure out which is which.

Men are weak.

Strip clubs exploit that weakness.



I had gas today, but females were present.

So I had to judiciously let them slip - silently.

I am glad I did not inadvertently call an 'audible.'

That might have been awkward.

Should not we be starting new threads?

These are DEEP THOUGHTS.

 

[UncleBuck]

[video=youtube;-AMgagxCvZQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMgagxCvZQ[/video]

 

[fdd2blk]

[video=youtube;tDX2eB3IdV8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDX2eB3IdV8[/video]

 

[UncleBuck]

i made a poo poo in the toilet and it stuck to the back of the bowl.

i'll have to pee on it later to get it off, as 3 flushes didn't do the job.

there was some corn in there.

 

[DarthD3vl]

I just ate some chicken corn chowder, now im going to wait for it to come out.
I changed the channel.
I think that corns kickin in.

 

[UncleBuck]

jonblaze has a freezer that makes ice cubes.

i thought that was interesting.

 

[Metasynth]

jonblaze has a freezer that makes ice cubes.

i thought that was interesting.

More interesting than "My 3 Fingered Journey"?

 

[jonblaze420]

jonblaze has a freezer that makes ice cubes.

i thought that was interesting.

Lots of interesting things around here I mostly keep to myself. A fortune no one else knows about will bring me great happiness and cause others no envy.

 

[UncleBuck]

More interesting than "My 3 Fingered Journey"?

when i had to fix my trash disposal, i used a hammer. took the whole damn thing off, cleaned it out, put it back on.

perhaps i'll start a thread.

"bottle caps, hammers, and cat hair"

 

[timeismoney1]

[video=youtube;scNjhjn8-9w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNjhjn8-9w[/video]