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UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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i do not like strippers, they make me sad.

i do not like having to reconcile a hard on with pity for that which is giving me a hard on.
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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UncleBuck said:
i do not like strippers, they make me sad.

i do not like having to reconcile a hard on with pity for that which is giving me a hard on.
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I don't go to strip clubs because they exploit men.

Three types of people go to strip clubs: Dancers, Staff, and Customers.

At the end of the night two of those three walk away with much more money than they had when the day started.

It does not take a natural genius to figure out which is which. :-P

Men are weak.

Strip clubs exploit that weakness. :wall:



I had gas today, but females were present.

So I had to judiciously let them slip - silently.

I am glad I did not inadvertently call an 'audible.'

That might have been awkward.

Should not we be starting new threads?

These are DEEP THOUGHTS.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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i made a poo poo in the toilet and it stuck to the back of the bowl.

i'll have to pee on it later to get it off, as 3 flushes didn't do the job.

there was some corn in there.
 
DarthD3vl

DarthD3vl

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I just ate some chicken corn chowder, now im going to wait for it to come out.
I changed the channel.
I think that corns kickin in.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Metasynth said:
More interesting than "My 3 Fingered Journey"?
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when i had to fix my trash disposal, i used a hammer. took the whole damn thing off, cleaned it out, put it back on.

perhaps i'll start a thread.

"bottle caps, hammers, and cat hair"
 
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