Gods watching you,lol

Shannon Alexander

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If god is watching then he just saw my ECF as I shot into the empty can of wasabi peas while watching Fay Raegan and Tori Black... I'm just sayin...
 

LBH

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ok, I'll bite,.....whats your ECF? lol if it's what I think, he'd probably applause your aim!
 

LBH

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yea,...if I were religious I'd like to believe he//she'd have a comment like "Nothin' but net" or something of that nature,lol
 

TwistedGenetics

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IDK about God, but I think I was buzzed by a drug plane yesterday. They turned around and came back but I don't actually believe they saw my crop.
I deal with a police helicopter once a week (yep, I am smack dab right at a corner of their patrol route) and don't need the added stress of planes.

Last I heard my county had to sell its drug plane. No idea what this one was doing, but it may have been part of a national security 9/11 program. I live in a "sensitive" area.
 

Canadaboy

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damn rippers got me last week, I hope god was watching them and I hope he smites them good. I must say the rippers at least left me one out of 8 but she would have been on the special people bus if it were really a she. not very good compared to the others. anyway i hope the rippers get what they deserve......at least they cant smoke the shit the ripped it was to early but whatever.
 

The*Mad*Hatter

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oh man i would die to have some of those non lethal rounds!!!!! course i would be shooting all my friends with it.....i dont think it would last...first shot to my wife's ass and she takes all my toys away
 

TwistedGenetics

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LOL. They sell bean-bag rounds for that. My friend shot one at some cans and it hardly created any noise or recoil, but shit, I still wouldn't want to be shot with one!
They also sell rubber bullets. Those could be lethal (poor girl was killed by riot police when the bullet entered her head through the eye cavity), but would probably be best against rippers. After all, I love checking on my plants with bare feet. Can't have all those tiny pins around, can we? :)
 

LBH

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Everybody luvs a tough woman but most women are tough to begin with. Reminds of this blurb,....why would you tell someone to "grow some balls" if you want them to toughen up? Balls are delicate and sensitive!! If you want someone to toughen up , you should tell them to grow a vagina cause them things can take a pounding!

aaaaand back to God, striking down rippers with pin shot and bean gags.........
 

meezy4tw

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i would love to catch one in the act with my 12guage.....even with no shell in the chamber hes bound to shit him self at some point in my following interview....lmao
I have a semi auto remington 12 and a junior 20 gauge pump from back in the day, neither of which I've shot recently.... that and some hollow point slugs and some buck shot from back in louisiana for each of em. Apparently in lousiana, hunters arent satisfied unless half of what they shoot explodes, or goes flying backwards into the forest. I can't imagine there would be much of a person left to identify. lol
 
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