I Pissed in my Plants!

Mr.Marijuana420

Mr.Marijuana420

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Jozikins said:
It's a geurilla grower method to get N. Why carry heavy fertilizers on your back when you can carry them in your pants?

I haven't done it... But I would get a sick pleasure out of other fuckers smoking my pissy buds! Bahahah :twisted:
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i wouldnt go as far to say that, i lug in excess of about 70 lbs of water every 2-3 days, y would fertilizer weigh me down, and on the piss subject i like how ppl are saying how it gross to be smoking ur piss, no question there, but i dnt think its ne more gross than smoking worm shit, cow shit, animal bones and blood, and the numerous chemicals that many of us give our plants, idk about u but id rather smoke diluted piss than sum toxic chemicals,
 
Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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Jozikins said:
It's a geurilla grower method to get N. Why carry heavy fertilizers on your back when you can carry them in your pants?

I haven't done it... But I would get a sick pleasure out of other fuckers smoking my pissy buds! Bahahah :twisted:
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/08/AR2007100801028.html

There's a bit more to it than that, fertilizer companies have been adding it for years. In other words, you've been eating produce treated with urine containing fertilizers.
 
meezy4tw

meezy4tw

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LILBSDAD said:
The night before you need to water drink 100ml Big Bloom, 100ml Grow big, 50ml Tiger Bloom, and do a shot of cal mag. Pee on your plants the next day, should work great.
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that and if you want to go the extra length, I hear you can foiliar feed by shitting on the buds directly. If you eat a combo of sushi, bananas, cheerios, 3 or 4 of those fiber one bars, and some chile peppers, it does wonders.
 
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itsaplant

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Man I would so love to buy buds from a plant that was pissed on by a pretty hot woman, if she sent photos and video and the "Action"
I know in china they use "Huminure" so dont buy garlic with out looking if its from china.

A new business for the sexually deprived hermit grower?

This is both weird and exciting, I admit I had a dream my grow tech was pissing in my plant and said I need to piss in the plants to make them green!
 
Jozikins

Jozikins

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Mr.Marijuana420 said:
i wouldnt go as far to say that, i lug in excess of about 70 lbs of water every 2-3 days, y would fertilizer weigh me down, and on the piss subject i like how ppl are saying how it gross to be smoking ur piss, no question there, but i dnt think its ne more gross than smoking worm shit, cow shit, animal bones and blood, and the numerous chemicals that many of us give our plants, idk about u but id rather smoke diluted piss than sum toxic chemicals,
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Touche. But the only time I have heard about this personally is from geurilla growers, and that was a argument on their side, human pee also keeps the deer away, I hear.
Sunbiz1 said:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/08/AR2007100801028.html

There's a bit more to it than that, fertilizer companies have been adding it for years. In other words, you've been eating produce treated with urine containing fertilizers.
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I seriously feel almost retarded, not because you brought up that point, it's because I have read a million bottles that read "urea" as one of the ingredients, and never put that together. I haven't read that article yet, because I'm drunk now, lol, but I probably will tomorrow, seems interesting enough.
itsaplant said:
Man I would so love to buy buds from a plant that was pissed on by a pretty hot woman, if she sent photos and video and the "Action"
I know in china they use "Huminure" so dont buy garlic with out looking if its from china.

A new business for the sexually deprived hermit grower?

This is both weird and exciting, I admit I had a dream my grow tech was pissing in my plant and said I need to piss in the plants to make them green!
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..................................weird:spew:
 
Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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Jozikins said:
Touche. But the only time I have heard about this personally is from geurilla growers, and that was a argument on their side, human pee also keeps the deer away, I hear.

I seriously feel almost retarded, not because you brought up that point, it's because I have read a million bottles that read "urea" as one of the ingredients, and never put that together. I haven't read that article yet, because I'm drunk now, lol, but I probably will tomorrow, seems interesting enough.

..................................weird:spew:
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Yep, and you'll probably find molasses in some of those fancy bottled nutes as well.
 
fatality

fatality

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TheOrganic said:
Go take a piss outside once a day for a week in the same spot and you will have a dead patch. So diluting would be good. Ive never used piss in plants but I do know it kills grass. Read up on riu about it there are some threads
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go outside if you have a dog and your theory will be put in check when you come across all of the little bastards piss marks in your lawn, your lush beautiful fuckin lawn... but then they look up at you and show you undivided love so it's all good
 
JohnO

JohnO

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well were I grow (ontario) its acres and acres of small bush, mostly fields and small towns. corn fields are a good investment to use as much as people mash them. i chug water before i go out and have saved up hair trimmings, i "urine" in the area of my plants and drop hair trimmings to warn off pesty preadators that like to eat my plants. never ever would I urine on a plant, my dogs urine killed a few small trees i planted, so id imagine human urine would ravage a small marijuana plant
 
stillfree

stillfree

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have any of yuh heard of the strain cat piss??maybe that was pissed on or sumthing hint the name. does any one know the cross?
 
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