Question to Fat People!

Slojo69

Well-Known Member
How could you? Don't answer that. And definitely don't go into detail if you wish to answer.
How COULDN'T you? Cushions for resting on while you do the hibbity dibbity. PLUS she is flexible .... I bet I could get both of those chubby knees up to her forehead ...
 

smokinheavy79

New Member
Can I ask a different question to fat people? Why did 30 monkeys get the gas in Rise of Planet of the Apes and then towards end it seemed like there was hundreds of them?? Do any of you fat bastards know why? Just kidding, I got me some mad love for ya!
 

Tenner

Well-Known Member
Diseases? Like you would even come close to being that fat if you weren`t eating away lol Thats the problem with the world, people do things for the fun of them, like eating :D

The only problem I have with fat people is on economy flights and staircases....
 

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member
Do you laugh at people with schizophrenia, or depression, or anxiety, or diabetes? Same fucking thing dick wad.
I know it wasn't aimed at me but I laugh at myself... so does that count..?

Being a fat lazy fuck is not a disease, I am a fat lazy fuck, Fat by choice of being a fat lazy fuck... Some people do legitimately have medical conditions that can lead to being fat Thyroid problems for one... But with the amount of Fat fucks out there in the world today it's in no way possible due to this imaginary disease because most of them are just plain old Fat lazy fucks like me... whats worst is the ones that get so huge they can't walk, they waddle down the street swinging each hip around to get that 2 foot step, with their multiple fat rolls on their legs shaking with exertion in their disgustingly tight fitting XXXXXXXXL lycra pants cause they can't fit into actual clothing and the fat wobbling, taking their deep wheezing breaths, red faced, huge slabs of fat hanging off their stomachs to rest half way down their aforementioned multiple rolled thighs... And once they get to a certain size there is no more shape to their faces, they all look the same...
 

MaryJsmoke

Member
Well i consider myself fat at the moment...I have Thyroid problems, but also i LOVE food and getting high which also doesn't help with my weight. eat when i'm sad, happy, depressed, bored, high :), etc. I don't mind exercising, but do struggle finding the energy and motivation to actually do it...so this all adds up to me being overweight. I had it under control, but then found myself a high stress job working with the chronically mentally ill and gained a bunch of weight. While I was employed at that job i smoked weed constantly and was eating more than ever while sitting on my ass or driving in my car all day...now that i am unemployed and much happier (lol). I still smoke like a chimney, but eat less and have been starting to exercise. It is extra hard to lose due to my thyroid working against me, but waiting on my new job and some insurance so i can get my thyroid meds.
 

DSB65

Well-Known Member
I was very serious and I do not believe you. I think you look forward to Friday night all week long, going to the store for supplies etc.
what sounds gay is you and all the other crypt fan boys kissing his ass all the time.....
 

Total Head

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disease my ass. i'm fat and i'm over it. calling it a disease is fancy language cooked up by people who stand to profit from it (doctors and drug pushers). let's all run out and buy nicorette for our "cigarette smoking diseases" while we're at it, let's start treatment for violence commited by people suffering from "poverty disease". let's let bratty little crumb snatchers run amok because of their "lack of attention" disease. where the fuck is the cure for the "refusing to take responsiblity for one's own actions" disease? sometime in the early 90's we decided to let everyone off the hook by blaming someone else. as long as we blame SOMEone mission accomplished, right?
 

DelSlow

Well-Known Member
Were you an angry drunk Fdd?

I always pictured you smoking joint after joint on your fishing boat. Now I imagine you yelling and cussing :cuss: throwing beer cans in the water hoping to hit a fish.
 

mazand1982

Well-Known Member
Why are you so fat?

Seems like a weird question, but is food really that good?


im not mr. sixpack but i stay in shape,,,,some people are just not into health bro, they are mindless sheep herding to mcdonalds and other grease saturated food cause it "tastes good" , they have zero will power and dont see there body as anything but a disposer for their mouth. i know its hard to stay in shape but some people jsut let themselves go, its sad. have u ever noticed fat people are the ones who dont have the rest of their life in order 9/10 times, for example. the fat person is ALWAYS the one, whos late for a couple bills, is clumsy, never has gas in their car, car is always dirty, and other random unorganized things,??? if u dont care about ur body how do you expect to have the rest of your life in order???...and then u have the losewrs who say its a disease or inherited, come on you lame fat motherfucker, atleast admit your a lazy slob and get on with it.....
 

mazand1982

Well-Known Member
Well i consider myself fat at the moment...I have Thyroid problems, but also i LOVE food and getting high which also doesn't help with my weight. eat when i'm sad, happy, depressed, bored, high :), etc. I don't mind exercising, but do struggle finding the energy and motivation to actually do it...so this all adds up to me being overweight. I had it under control, but then found myself a high stress job working with the chronically mentally ill and gained a bunch of weight. While I was employed at that job i smoked weed constantly and was eating more than ever while sitting on my ass or driving in my car all day...now that i am unemployed and much happier (lol). I still smoke like a chimney, but eat less and have been starting to exercise. It is extra hard to lose due to my thyroid working against me, but waiting on my new job and some insurance so i can get my thyroid meds.

you sound like a total winner,LOL, are u single??????? happy to be unemployed, overweight and smokes weed like a chimney....you sound like a real go getter. HAHAAH
 

fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
Were you an angry drunk Fdd?

I always pictured you smoking joint after joint on your fishing boat. Now I imagine you yelling and cussing :cuss: throwing beer cans in the water hoping to hit a fish.
i was a blackout drunk who always woke up the next day with a new bandage somewhere on my body and an empty wallet.
 

DelSlow

Well-Known Member
im not mr. sixpack but i stay in shape,,,,some people are just not into health bro, they are mindless sheep herding to mcdonalds and other grease saturated food cause it "tastes good" , they have zero will power and dont see there body as anything but a disposer for their mouth. i know its hard to stay in shape but some people jsut let themselves go, its sad. have u ever noticed fat people are the ones who dont have the rest of their life in order 9/10 times, for example. the fat person is ALWAYS the one, whos late for a couple bills, is clumsy, never has gas in their car, car is always dirty, and other random unorganized things,??? if u dont care about ur body how do you expect to have the rest of your life in order???...and then u have the losewrs who say its a disease or inherited, come on you lame fat motherfucker, atleast admit your a lazy slob and get on with it.....
That bike looks a little dirty. Get to cleaning fatty!
 

medicalmaryjane

Well-Known Member
i was a blackout drunk who always woke up the next day with a new bandage somewhere on my body and an empty wallet.
wow, that pretty much describes my bf. it's lucky i take care of him or he may not make it home. i do however help to emtpy the wallet.
 
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